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Post  Posted: Apr 17, 2009 - 11:00 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: Ten Points May Help You To Find A Hot Blonde Anywhere

To find a superbeautiful and sexy western blonde anywhere in the world, you have to:

#1 be rich/well off;

#2 be native of English speaking;

#3 be good at American thinking;

#4 have British gentlemanship;

#5 be versatile/sportive;

#6 be humorous and bright;

#7 be tall and beefy;

#8 have handsome appearance;

#9 be high in sexual quotient/skills;

#10 know females' demands to the last detail.

Mmm, that is all clear.

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Post  Posted: Apr 17, 2009 - 11:04 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

It's nice that our world is so black and white isn't it?
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Post  Posted: Apr 17, 2009 - 11:06 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

ABCinChina wrote:
It's nice that our world is so black and white isn't it?


Laughing

Sorry for telling the truth.

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Post  Posted: Apr 17, 2009 - 11:41 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Hmmm, talking about black and white... What a huge difference about hot blondes and hot shanghainese girls.
Most Shanghainese girls will be satisfied with just rule number 1 lol
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Law of the jungle, I like it!

Cut the Confucianism crap!

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What is this the I'm A Chinese And Want To Boink Your Women Thread?

Good thing us White men don't post these threads about wanting to boink Chinese girls...

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^ I thought I saw a thread yesterday about an American middle-aged teacher wanting to boink teenage Thai she-males?

But you're right... it wasn't about boinking Chinese

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bloomark wrote:
Law of the jungle, I like it!

Cut the Confucianism crap!


Mean us strong males take pleasure in your anus when we choose.

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Post subject: Re: Ten Points May Help You To Find A Hot Blonde Anywhere

bloomark wrote:
To find a superbeautiful and sexy western blonde anywhere in the world any asian girl in China, you have to:

#1 be rich/well off;

#2 be native of English speaking;

#3 be good at American thinking;

#4 have British gentlemanship;

#5 be versatile/sportive;

#6 be humorous and bright;

#7 be tall and beefy;


#8 have handsome appearance;don't be totally fugly

#9 be high in have any sexual quotient/skills;

#10 know females' demands to the last detail. know to stop banging her when she starts crying because she's never had so much dick all at once.

Mmm, that is all clear.


Quite clear.
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Post subject: Re: Ten Points May Help You To Find A Hot Blonde Anywhere

Marakanis wrote:
bloomark wrote:
To find a superbeautiful and sexy western blonde anywhere in the world any asian girl in China, you have to:

#1 be rich/well off;

#2 be native of English speaking;

#3 be good at American thinking;

#4 have British gentlemanship;

#5 be versatile/sportive;

#6 be humorous and bright;

#7 be tall and beefy;


#8 have handsome appearance;don't be totally fugly

#9 be high in have any sexual quotient/skills;

#10 know females' demands to the last detail. know to stop banging her when she starts crying because she's never had so much dick all at once.

Mmm, that is all clear.


Quite clear.


someone has his balls or penis, but someone never has a decent intelligence or a real knowledgable intellection, then it costs zero totally in his rest,cheers !

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Post  Posted: Apr 17, 2009 - 08:03 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

If you are a guy and you've got all these qualities or can fulfill all of these...You would not only get a blonde but you'd get any woman you wanted. But really why torture yourself?
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If you are a guy and you've got all these qualities or can fulfill all of these...You would not only get a blonde but you'd get any woman you wanted. But really why torture yourself?


I don't think so, if I were a man and I got all those qualities, then I would spend all my time to get my career or my business developed or raised in somewhere, so even maybe all humans need love or relationships to enjoy themselves, then if you have nothing, who really would like to relate with you seriously by themselves ? I would check out the girl who really also pay me her honest love from all the meetings, no one wanna be fool in love, you understand ? So if I found that after I spent my 2 or 3 years on knowing someone he maybe didn't really love me and just someone wanna sex with me for fun, then I would just stop wasting my time on it immediately!

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HAMLover, if I finished all these requirements, I'll fly to Australia to meet you. Okay, deal!

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Post  Posted: Apr 17, 2009 - 08:15 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

ten inches maybe

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Post  Posted: Apr 17, 2009 - 08:16 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Length does not matter to a large extent, wealth and skill do, man. Wealth and skill!

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bloomark wrote:
Length does not matter to a large extent, wealth and skill do, man. Wealth and skill!


The Maturity & the sanity are the most important reasons for all the women to appreciate it in their relationships with their men in world !

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Post  Posted: Apr 17, 2009 - 09:43 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Nathalie you have a nice penis
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Post  Posted: Apr 17, 2009 - 11:30 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

bougie wrote:
Nathalie you have a nice penis


How many men have said that about bloomark?

Or

How many men has he said that to?

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Post  Posted: Apr 18, 2009 - 06:15 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

bm,

Begin with #7 and #8 because this is your first point of contact. They see it, they like it, and you're in.

Reverse #10. Fufilling every last demand of a woman is no way to live your life.

1, 5, 6, 9 are things that help you retain women long term. Based on what I can see in kidrock's writing, I'm pretty certain that this drunk nut can run into any club and extract a few choice chicks once in a while for a night of banging. Based on what I can see in his writing, I'm certain he has problems retaining any of them.

The rest of what you wrote are non factors.
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Captain, the Ten Points is not only about getting beautiful women but also about making a charming, personable and successful man that any girl dreams of. Plus, the Ten Points is meant for beautiful, elegant, knowledgeable and high class women rather than braindead blonde cows. It should be regarded as a high class standard system, shouldn't be mentioned in the same breath with kidrok the thug.

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bougie wrote:
Nathalie you have a nice penis



yeah, you also have a sexy butt and huge breasts that you can satisfy all your male friends in there, cheers.

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I wonder if this kind of man exist in the world.
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I wonder if this kind of man exist in the world.


YOu can find this kind men from that bald hungrg wolves zoo, hehehe..

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sunshinerainbow wrote:
shuyu289 wrote:
I wonder if this kind of man exist in the world.


YOu can find this kind men from that bald hungrg wolves zoo, hehehe..


LOL......
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bloomark wrote:
Captain, the Ten Points is not only about getting beautiful women but also about making a charming, personable and successful man that any girl dreams of. Plus, the Ten Points is meant for beautiful, elegant, knowledgeable and high class women rather than braindead blonde cows. It should be regarded as a high class standard system, shouldn't be mentioned in the same breath with kidrok the thug.
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Plenty guys who've obtained nearly most or all of your "ten points" have trouble with women. What you've listed are not skills that directly pertain to social/sexual interaction but rather a set of stationary attributes people believe to be "attractive". These points, in its own, won't help you get anything . . .

Just because kidrok is a drunk thug doesn't mean he can't pull women . . . A guy who hasn't accomplished anything on your list could pull all kinds of women as long as he:

kidrok wrote:
I am supremely confident with women, i gues i always was a bit, but after china, i take it as a given that they wud love to peel their panties off for me.

even western ladies r gagging for a ride of the white tiger, mesmerised by by sheer audacity.

i got like balls of plotonium since living in china. and the hoes love it!


Don't waste your youth on Walt Disney crap. Those beautiful, knowledgeable, elegant, high class women who tell you, "Oh~~ I hate being hit on! . . . . I like the nice guys!. . . I like intelligent conversation . . . "

After they're done with telling you crap like that and after flipping you a bum phone number, they're on their knees in the back alley sucking off "thugs" like kidrock. It's just the way it is.
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