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ziccawei
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July 04, 2009 - 12:20 PM |
 
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Trouble Funk. Remember them? |
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Jackie Onnassis on acid. |
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CoffeeHawk_0
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July 04, 2009 - 06:30 PM |
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No, but I remember carburators. |
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victorinchina
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July 04, 2009 - 07:49 PM |
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I had a Bing 21mm carburator on my old Puch Maxi...
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ziccawei
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Joined: Sep 12, 2008
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July 04, 2009 - 08:53 PM |
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I'm listening to MC Solaar. Preparing to go out. Avoiding all 4th July bullsh&t though. |
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CoffeeHawk_0
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Joined: July 14, 2005
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July 04, 2009 - 08:57 PM |
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^ya gotta made lemonade outta lemons - I'm working up some great lines, something about going back to my place to make the sparks fly or sth |
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GC
The Ginger Prince
Joined: Dec 01, 2003
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July 04, 2009 - 10:10 PM |
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| ziccawei wrote: |
| bougie wrote: |
| Are you like black ? sorry i mean coloured ? |
Coloured is the correct PC term.
Thanks.
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I remember the good old days when a spade was a darkie and a shovel was something you hit them over the head with. |
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LifeMage
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Joined: Sep 30, 2005
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Location: In the world...... but not of it.
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July 05, 2009 - 03:19 AM |
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Ok, I'm totally drunk. My wife won't talk to me. I'll probably have to sleep on the sofa tonight. 
Went to this "4th of July" party today with some friends (@3pm). The beer sucked. I think they were having a puking contest! Every five or ten minutes, some slime-ball would run outside and vomit all over himself and the sidewalk. We lasted 1 hour before we HAD to get the funk out of dodge (Ran into skyline5k on the way out, wud'up dawg!?).
Went across the street and found refuge in a Moroccan bar/restaurant (Marrakesh). Drank, smoked the hookah, chicken and couscous, kaffa martinis! Sweet, everything is blissful. After 4 hours we leave for another bar...more beer..more beer...more beer. Get a call, wife wants to meet me...Ok. I'm not "feeling it" but she's my wife, so what can I say, right?
Wife arrives, everyone's chilling. More beer. THEN this hot girl from the "puke-fest" shows up. She's playing pool. I talk to her, we play pool. My friends are leaving, "dude!, playing pool with a hot chick? you're in some deep shite now." - "Yeah, I know."
Cold eyes...pure hate. I can feel her laser vision piercing my back and cursing my very soul. I mean, I'm just playing pool with a hot chick!... barely even talking to each other! Can't a married guy ever just enjoy the company of a hot chick? It's like there's some unwritten law that says I have to stand at least 20 meters away from ANY attractive woman.
That ain't fair!!!
Attractive women are the best kind of women!...They're HOT!
Me being married doesn't change the facts, right?
Taxi ride home...folded arms, stern face and silence. Oh! fvkc me!
...and now, here I am... it's after 3:00am and I'm afraid to go to bed because my 'ol' ball&chain"' might cut my dick off while I lay dreaming (about that hot chick I played pool with).
Oh....Life is sooo cruel!
but it's sooo worth it! 
ps~ morning boring! |
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sienna
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Joined: July 17, 2006
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July 05, 2009 - 03:41 AM |
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well if it makes you feel better there have been times when guys have rejected my booty calls. |
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LifeMage
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Joined: Sep 30, 2005
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Location: In the world...... but not of it.
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July 05, 2009 - 03:47 AM |
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You do booty calls!?
How do I get on the list? |
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GC
The Ginger Prince
Joined: Dec 01, 2003
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July 05, 2009 - 04:31 AM |
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And you can type all that whilst drunk.
Top bloke! |
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thewalrus
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Joined: Apr 28, 2004
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July 05, 2009 - 06:56 AM |
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| Went to this "4th of July" party today with some friends (@3pm). The beer sucked. |
Wasn't @ Boxing Cat was it? The beer was terrible on Friday night, seemed too young. Hope this improves as its around the corner from mine and stumbling distance home... |
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ziccawei
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July 05, 2009 - 08:11 AM |
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| sienna wrote: |
| well if it makes you feel better there have been times when guys have rejected my booty calls. |
How do they reject them?
a) By laughing hysterically?
b) By rejecting your call/ turning off their phone?
c) By letter from their lawyer? |
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CoffeeHawk_0
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July 05, 2009 - 08:29 AM |
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| LifeMage wrote: |
| hot hot hot hot attractive Attractive HOT! hot |
playing pool with a hot chick is one thing, saying the wrong words 8 times in one post is a completely different thing. |
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tihZ_hO
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July 05, 2009 - 12:26 PM |
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LifeMage, I understand your position...
Let's say your wife was playing pool with and was being chatted up by a REALLY hot guy who wasn't gay, how would you feel?
Don't even go there, right? |
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sienna
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July 05, 2009 - 12:31 PM |
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what's the problem? If I was married to a guy for a few years I would be HAPPY if a really hot girl chatted him up. It would mean my husband is still attractive.
I would still like to hang out with other hot guys when I'm married. |
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Lordlunchalot
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July 05, 2009 - 12:31 PM |
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Hahaha, I was at that 'Puke Fest' as well. How funny was the final round in the drinking comp?!?!
The puking all started because of the guy who skolled his mates beer that had vomit backwash and then threw up all over the floor. Never seen a room empty out so fast in my life. HAHAHAHA! |
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tihZ_hO
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Joined: Feb 17, 2004
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July 05, 2009 - 12:36 PM |
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| sienna wrote: |
what's the problem? If I was married to a guy for a few years I would be HAPPY if a really hot girl chatted him up. It would mean my husband is still attractive.
I would still like to hang out with other hot guys when I'm married. |
I didn't necessarily say there was a problem, I was asking him if HE would have a problem with that. If he would then both he and his wife think the same way BUT have double standards...that's a problem. See?
typos |
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bloomark
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Joined: Apr 28, 2008
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July 05, 2009 - 12:45 PM |
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| sienna wrote: |
what's the problem? If I was married to a guy for a few years I would be HAPPY if a really hot girl chatted him up. It would mean my husband is still attractive.
I would still like to hang out with other hot guys when I'm married. |
Reciprocity is the key to open marriage. |
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tihZ_hO
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Joined: Feb 17, 2004
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July 05, 2009 - 02:16 PM |
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Hahaha, I was at that 'Puke Fest' as well. How funny was the final round in the drinking comp?!?!
The puking all started because of the guy who skolled his mates beer that had vomit backwash and then threw up all over the floor. Never seen a room empty out so fast in my life. HAHAHAHA! |
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Battered deep fried butter, donut hamburgers, is it any wonder America has more body mass than China. China is the counterweight for America or else the Earth would be unbalanced and fly into the sun. |
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LifeMage
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Joined: Sep 30, 2005
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July 05, 2009 - 02:28 PM |
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| thewalrus wrote: |
| Wasn't @ Boxing Cat was it? |
Yes, it was. 
| CoffeeHawk_0 wrote: |
| playing pool with a hot chick is one thing, saying the wrong words 8 times in one post is a completely different thing. |
Huh? what?
| tihZ_hO wrote: |
LifeMage, I understand your position...
Let's say your wife was playing pool with and was being chatted up by a REALLY hot guy who wasn't gay, how would you feel?
Don't even go there, right? |
Yeah...you're right. Told her (my wife) the same thing...that if the situation was reversed, I'd probably be pissed off too. Funny thing....when my friends left, my wife was at the bar by herself (drinking OJ, she's pregnant) for about 30 seconds before two vultures were all over her..."Hey, you're here alone?" "You're so beautiful." "Want to get out of here with us?"
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| what's the problem? If I was married to a guy for a few years I would be HAPPY if a really hot girl chatted him up. It would mean my husband is still attractive. |
I think the problem is that I was chatting up the girl...not the other way around.
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Hahaha, I was at that 'Puke Fest' as well. How funny was the final round in the drinking comp?!?!
The puking all started because of the guy who skolled his mates beer that had vomit backwash and then threw up all over the floor. Never seen a room empty out so fast in my life. HAHAHAHA! |
I had my camera there too! I'm kicking myself now. If I was smart, I'd have dozens of awesome action pics with all those dudes, frozen in mid-puke.
I guess there's always NEXT July 4th.  |
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tihZ_hO
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July 05, 2009 - 03:33 PM |
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Who is going to be the one to say it? haha |
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ziccawei
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July 05, 2009 - 03:35 PM |
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Radioactive face.
That's a good look. |
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bloomark
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Joined: Apr 28, 2008
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July 05, 2009 - 04:03 PM |
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Just back from the putting green. Lots of fancies!
Boring! |
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tihZ_hO
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July 05, 2009 - 05:23 PM |
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No one's going to say it? |
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Battered deep fried butter, donut hamburgers, is it any wonder America has more body mass than China. China is the counterweight for America or else the Earth would be unbalanced and fly into the sun. |
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CK1
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July 05, 2009 - 06:18 PM |
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