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Post  Posted: Sep 04, 2009 - 10:02 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

rldh wrote:
^^Touche, losers.

But lilyling it would be better not coming from a chick who looks like she's advertising 'special massage' for 200 RMB.


That's so insulting!
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Post  Posted: Sep 04, 2009 - 10:24 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Oh come on, that's not even the same girl in that photo...
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Post  Posted: Sep 04, 2009 - 10:34 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

lilyling wrote:
rldh wrote:
^^Touche, losers.

But lilyling it would be better not coming from a chick who looks like she's advertising 'special massage' for 200 RMB.


That's so insulting!


Oh, is it?

But at least the board's still talking about you, lilyling, so mission accomplished eh. You're surely only days away from some servings of pasty white cock, which is why you're here with that avatar after all.
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Post  Posted: Sep 04, 2009 - 11:17 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

This board is about the girl who knocks on Jeff's door.
Sorry for the mis-leading.
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Post  Posted: Sep 04, 2009 - 11:25 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^ So you're not here for white shlong?

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Post  Posted: Sep 04, 2009 - 12:20 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Haha so much better with the picture lilyling, clearly you're really a great mind and not here for the foreign sausage at all.

"I call this one....'the bashful princess'...you like-ee?"
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Post  Posted: Sep 04, 2009 - 12:29 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

rldh wrote:
Haha so much better with the picture lilyling, clearly you're really a great mind and not here for the foreign sausage at all.

"I call this one....'the bashful princess'...you like-ee?"


Finally you are talking a little bit more like a human.
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Post  Posted: Sep 04, 2009 - 12:36 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Sarcasm, it's the Shanghai Girl's Kriptonite.
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Post  Posted: Sep 04, 2009 - 12:38 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^ Laughing

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Post  Posted: Sep 04, 2009 - 01:02 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

lilyling wrote:
This board is about the girl who knocks on Jeff's door.
Sorry for the mis-leading.


By the way, I have a new address...

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Post  Posted: Sep 10, 2009 - 07:25 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^ WTF??

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Post  Posted: Sep 11, 2009 - 10:29 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Bad night out with Zic?

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Post  Posted: Sep 11, 2009 - 10:39 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Sounds like Zic might have gotten him drunk and butt raped him, yes...

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Post subject: Re: A girl knocks at my door... What to do now?

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To answer your question: Only and I repeat ONLY if you want to spend a LOT of time in jail!!!! Did I forget to include the part about how it shall then be happening to you in prison when you're knocked out? Yeah, don't forget about that.

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Are you that pissed off guy that lost your girls chery ?
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Post  Posted: Sep 11, 2009 - 10:50 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^ Laughing

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bougie wrote:
Kervinkurtzen wrote:
To answer your question: Only and I repeat ONLY if you want to spend a LOT of time in jail!!!! Did I forget to include the part about how it shall then be happening to you in prison when you're knocked out? Yeah, don't forget about that.

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Are you that pissed off guy that lost your girls chery ?


In all seriousness, that girls boyfriend is calling my cell phone yelling at me in Chinese saying that I cheated him and his girlfriend etc etc and is going to kill me.

Funny thing is, he's in Korea now...

I wonder if a call to the South Korean police about this fucktard would actually have any result?

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Post  Posted: Sep 11, 2009 - 11:19 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I joined recently and spotted Jeff's post partly because I am from Florida and partly because I cannot believe someone would air his sexcapades on a forum like that, pretending to ask advice but really bragging about a kind of pathetic situation. Jeff, please stay in China. Clearly the lifestyle is working for you and you get some kind of thrill out of feeling like a lothario to impoverished local chicks. Oh and it does sound like you are a fat ass.
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Post  Posted: Sep 11, 2009 - 11:22 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^ Why thank you for your input... I hope to blow a load in your mouth one day - your sex doesn't matter to me...

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Post  Posted: Sep 11, 2009 - 11:25 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

LOL! You are so nasty!
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Post  Posted: Sep 11, 2009 - 11:28 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

awilli8 wrote:
LOL! You are so nasty!


Yes! thats why I am such a big hit with the Chinese girls! And also with single moms...from Florida...

You here yet? if you wanna meet me let me know I can have one of my girlfriends babysit your kids one night. I'll even pay them the sitting fee...

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Post  Posted: Sep 11, 2009 - 11:35 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Thanks for the offer, very generous of you. However, your army of skanks would probably give my kids herpes and you would post all the details of our meet and greet on the forum. Then again, free babysitting is free babysitting....
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Post  Posted: Sep 11, 2009 - 11:41 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

jeffinflorida wrote:
^ Why thank you for your input... I hope to blow a load in your mouth one day - your sex doesn't matter to me...


Thats the spirit Laughing
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Post  Posted: Sep 12, 2009 - 01:33 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

AA is available
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Post  Posted: Sep 12, 2009 - 08:56 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

awilli8 wrote:
Thanks for the offer, very generous of you. However, your army of skanks would probably give my kids herpes and you would post all the details of our meet and greet on the forum. Then again, free babysitting is free babysitting....


Skanks? Hardly. They are all college students who speak English at decent or higher levels and wit the exception of being with me pretty decent girls...

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Post  Posted: Oct 06, 2009 - 11:54 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Sugar, I ain't fat ( I weighed myself, I'm 256 lbs and have a 39-40 inch waste), not lonely, and certainly not old... And this is China baby, young juicy hotties are abundant, available, cheap, and in this case... free.

Maybe I need to write a letter to Penthouse Forum about this encounter.[/quote]

I know this was posted a long time ago, but I just had to comment: If having a 40 inch waist and weighing in at 256 pounds isn't fat, then what is?? You are definitely a tub! Laughing

Further more, it's old dirty men like you that give foreign men a bad name in China. And you're out in the boonies eh, perhaps Songjiang?
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