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victorinchina

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Posted: Sep 03, 2009 - 08:24 PM

Weeds

That's some funny **** too...

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Andy Botwin: Alright, listen closely. I'm not going to beat around the bush. Ha ha ha. Your little body's changing - it's all good, believe me. Problem now is... every time we jerk the gerkin, we get a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right? Right. So... First order of business - no more socks. They're expensive, gumming up the works plumming-wise. Now you might be thinking to yourself, "But, Uncle Andy, what do I do with all that pearl jam if I can't spew it into Mr. Sock?" Glad you asked... You can have a lovely time tugging the tiger in the shower each morning - that eliminates the need for a goo glove. But, the day is long, masturbation's fun, so unless we want to take 4 or 5 showers every day, we're gonna need some other options. So let's start with the basics. Tissues. Perfectly acceptable backstop for all that Creamy Italian. They can be rough and dry on such soft, sensitive skin and it can stick to your dick head like a ****' band-aid - ouch. From there we move on to more lubricated flack-catchers - specificially, bananas. Step one: Peel the banana. Step two: Slip the peel over your Randy Johnson and start pitching. Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microwave. Not too hot! Serious yowza. Also, olive oil, moisturizer, honey, spit, butter, hair conditioner, and Vaseline can all be used for lube. In my opinion, the best lube... is lube. So save your allowance and invest in some soon. Alright, moving on - when you tug your Thomas on the toilet - ffft - shoot right into the bowl. In bed - soft t-shirt, perhaps a downy hand towel of your very own that you don't mind tossing after tossing. There's no such thing as polishing the raised scepter of love too much. It reduces stress, it enhances immune function. Also, practice makes perfect. So work on your control now, while you're a solo artist - you'll be playing some long, happy duets in the future. Ok - class dismissed.

bbc74

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Posted: Sep 03, 2009 - 08:51 PM

Weeds is great. I loved Life as well with Damien Lewis, another brit doing a damn good 'merican accent. And there's a new cop show from the US called the Unusuals about a detective squad who aren't quite the norm(the clue's in the title right?) which i thought was interesting and hope it gets picked up for another season.

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victorinchina

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Posted: Sep 03, 2009 - 09:00 PM

^ Agree.. Life is good too.. A 3rd season would be cool

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bbc74

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Posted: Sep 03, 2009 - 10:08 PM

It would've been good but the morons in charge cancelled it after the 2nd season. This has happened with so many good shows like Huff for example. Hank Azaria was so good in that and Oliver Platt as his train wreck friend was superb. Maybe it went over the heads of the nascar viewers but it was still a really good show.

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Tanna

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Posted: Sep 04, 2009 - 09:53 AM

Weeds is awesome, I own all two seasons of it. Smile

I'm totally addicted to Grey's Anatomy right now. Makes you feel like it's okay to be a player, male or female. Haha.

victorinchina

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Posted: Sep 04, 2009 - 09:58 AM

^ All 2?? There are 5... Wink

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Tanna

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Posted: Sep 06, 2009 - 07:34 PM

victorinchina wrote:

^ All 2?? There are 5... Wink

Five? Don't know, I forgot, and I took it to England recently. I'm pretty sure I've seen them all though, however many there are.

Juan_Tamad

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Posted: Sep 07, 2009 - 01:07 PM

TRUE BLOOD - Season 1

Blood and sex..... will hook you in

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franceswang

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Posted: Sep 18, 2009 - 06:04 PM

Juan_Tamad wrote:

TRUE BLOOD - Season 1

Blood and sex..... will hook you in

Season 2 is equally good, if not better. Now waiting for 3.

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Ah Beng

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Posted: Sep 18, 2009 - 06:46 PM

^True Blood, too much sex and too little blood...

Ah Beng

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Posted: Sep 20, 2009 - 02:12 AM

Nothing beats Lost, Prison Break and 24.

Juan_Tamad

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Posted: Sep 28, 2009 - 03:54 PM

Got "SHIELD" series 1-7

Started with series 1.
HOT and addictive...

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victorinchina

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Posted: Sep 28, 2009 - 04:37 PM

^ It's shows, not movies..
Start from page 1 in this thread, there's plenty of good ones mentioned..

EDIT: Here's the thread for movies. http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/MDForum-viewtopic-t-79711.phtml

Humac
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Posted: Sep 28, 2009 - 04:44 PM

Somebody recommened Breaking Bad some time ago. Just got it and it's every bit as good as he/she said. So thanks!

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Posted: Sep 28, 2009 - 04:51 PM

Besides the usual suspects like Heroes, Lost, Prison Break, Californication, Dexter, Entourage, I was surprised how much I like Lie to Me - Tim Roth is brilliant - and Boston Legal also not too bad. William Shatner is actually pretty funny and James Spader is great.

Celso

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Posted: Sep 30, 2009 - 10:59 AM

Now this one is really pretty F-ing good -

Like the Sopranos but about a motorcycle gang - Sons of Anarchy

first 3 episodes are not that great after that it gets much much better now its really good and i am hooked

Season 2 has just started

Juan_Tamad

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Posted: Oct 03, 2009 - 03:22 PM

The shield, now on season 2 and 3.
It just getting hotter

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FooJay
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Posted: Oct 03, 2009 - 05:51 PM

flashforward - everybody in the entire world blackouts for 2 minutes (causing lots of deaths) and sees a date 6 months in the future.

franceswang

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Posted: Oct 07, 2009 - 08:04 PM

Fringe s02

every episode is a surprise.

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Juan_Tamad

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Posted: Oct 09, 2009 - 12:48 PM

tHE SHIELD, goind now to season 6..
Just getting hotter and hotter

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Medea
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Posted: Oct 27, 2009 - 05:46 PM

Finally started watching House MD.
At first I really thought ... jeez, what a stupid series ... Laughing

Thanks god there is the internet so I'm able to watch season 6 online. Today I was quite shocked though Shocked

no House for two weeks .... Crying or Very sad

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Hydro

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Posted: Oct 27, 2009 - 05:56 PM

- the sopranos

- the office (US, of course)

- dexter

Michael

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Posted: Oct 28, 2009 - 09:32 AM

Just getting around to Season 4 and 5 of Lost. Gets pretty weird, huh?

Chris_S_UK

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Posted: Oct 28, 2009 - 09:48 AM

I trailed off with Lost at season 3. Annoying to say the least, and it started with so much promise. I notice that Californication is back on - loved seasons 1 & 2, so how about season 3? Anyone seen any of it yet?