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Post  Posted: Oct 24, 2009 - 09:34 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: One Night Stand

Have you ever had "A One Night Stand" Laughing Laughing

JeffinFlorida need not answer..... Laughing Laughing Laughing

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No

Good things come in 2's

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Post subject: Re: One Night Stand

SnappySammy wrote:
Have you ever had "A One Night Stand" Laughing Laughing


Ahh... those were the days... Laughing
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we didn't stand
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IT would'nt stand

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Post  Posted: Oct 24, 2009 - 04:56 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

would a 1 night lay qualify?
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I have said this before...but its worth repeating...I have only ever had One Night Stands....Nobody ever ask me to stay for a second night...oh well..good thiong I'm sexy!

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I have said this before...but its worth repeating...I have only ever had One Night Stands....Nobody ever ask me to stay for a second night...oh well..good thing I'm sexy!

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On that subject, i must repeat what a female shanghai friend once told me, i thought it was very educational and eye-opening:
one night stand, is like a stupid wh0re, who got f0cked, but did not get paid.

thats why, unlike western countries, in china girls very rarely do one night stand, if they gonna f0ck a stranger, they might well just get paid for it.
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^ And they do - can't fail to notice the thousands of whack-shacks around the city.

Your friend obviously never had a good fcuk either.

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On that subject, i must repeat what a female shanghai friend once told me, i thought it was very educational and eye-opening:
one night stand, is like a stupid wh0re, who got f0cked, but did not get paid.

thats why, unlike western countries, in china girls very rarely do one night stand, if they gonna f0ck a stranger, they might well just get paid for it.


I think JeffinFlorida will diagree with you

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In my previous life I must have been a hunter because I seem to do well at it.

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every hunter feels he is good until he get hunted

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^ I welcome Death...

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somehow I think You Welcome Someone Spending the Night MORE...

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Your friend obviously never had a good fcuk either.


so, if a girl does not want to give out for free, she must've not had good sex?
don't b ignorant.

i am a guy, i am happy if they are indeed easy.
though with my chinese background, i can understand, in chinese culture, to girls, pu$$y is money-worthy, they don't easily give out.
yes if they are in a real relationship where they really like the guy, they would. if they are fugly and can't get guys then they prolly would too. but a single girl who isn't desperate, usually don't shag a stranger just for the heck of it.
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findus wrote:
Your friend obviously never had a good fcuk either.


so, if a girl does not want to give out for free, she must've not had good sex?
don't b ignorant.

i am a guy, i am happy if they are indeed easy.
though with my chinese background, i can understand, in chinese culture, to girls, pu$$y is money-worthy, they don't easily give out.
yes if they are in a real relationship where they really like the guy, they would. if they are fugly and can't get guys then they prolly would too. but a single girl who isn't desperate, usually don't shag a stranger just for the heck of it.


You clearly have a very superficial understanding of women.

I offer training for dudes like you, my rates are expensive but worthwhile. PM me.

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findus wrote:

I offer training for dudes like you, my rates are expensive but worthwhile. PM me.


I always thought the US was the land of opportunity...

Some good niche marketing there Findus. You have earned respect points from me.

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Jeff is Findus male or female

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findus wrote:
You clearly have a very superficial understanding of women.

I offer training for dudes like you, my rates are expensive but worthwhile. PM me.


You clearly have a wrong understanding of what i said.

That was not my understanding, that was what I was told, by chinese women, to which i understood and agreed.
if that seemed superficial, its the chinese women that are superficial, not me.

and can we stop using "dudes"? its not the 90's anymore.
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""have said this before...but its worth repeating...

hence the double post...........

ive been tag teaming lots of freaks

˙eh i'll buy u sum yaba""


suckaz, literallly

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^ Translated from Rap/Ghetto English it means He'll do your mother, sister, housekeeper, lawn-boy, dog,cat,gerbil, and anything else that moves while paying WWE on his Xbox.

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Fred Flintsone used to say "Yaba Yaba do" too
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Is fred dead?

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Had a heart attack from too many Mcbronto Burgers and Bedrock Fries...

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