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Post  Posted: Oct 25, 2009 - 08:48 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
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5 things you are thinking when She/He is naked ? yum yum yum
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Post  Posted: Oct 25, 2009 - 09:11 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
That's when you're naked...what are you thinking when she is naked...

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Post  Posted: Oct 25, 2009 - 09:27 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
^ Laughing

"Damn she's got an amazing set of knockers"
"Damn she's got an amazing set of knockers"
"Damn she's got an amazing set of knockers"
"Damn she's got an amazing set of knockers"
"Damn she's got an amazing set of knockers"
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Post  Posted: Oct 25, 2009 - 09:34 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
That's a good swing thought.

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That's a good swing thought.

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"Damn it! She didn't shave!"
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"Willy Mays...."
"Willy Mays...."
"Willy Mays...."
"Willy Mays...."
"Willy Mays...."

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Post  Posted: Oct 25, 2009 - 09:33 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Boobs - check.
Kitty - check.
Ass - check.
Legs - damn.
Wheelchair - check.

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Post  Posted: Oct 25, 2009 - 10:14 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
^ Kinky bstd Laughing
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1. Groceries I need to get - eggs, lettuce, bread.....
2. I wonder if I should get that 3rd party wii guitar instead
3. Bastian's apple pie...Mmmmmm...
4. Man, I need to stop thinking about desserts!
5. I heard Krispy Kreme's coming to Shanghai...sh*t! Stop it right there!
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1. He's even better looking than when I married him.
2. Amazing shoulders and biceps.
3. What a beautiful stomach.
4. I should really workout more.
5. That spot right there definitely needs a kiss.
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Post  Posted: Oct 26, 2009 - 07:58 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
WTF, shes a he!!!! better get out of here

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Post  Posted: Oct 26, 2009 - 08:53 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
You people can think with a nekkid person in front of youse?

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Post  Posted: Oct 26, 2009 - 11:33 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Well I'm thinking don't get to excited

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Post  Posted: Oct 26, 2009 - 11:35 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Juan_Tamad wrote:
WTF, shes a he!!!! better get out of here


Haha - I read it this way too.


Late at night a dark bar in Silom, Krung Thep is the only time I've seen it. She/He was a fine specimen of Sheheness. No touchy only looky tho.
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Post  Posted: Oct 26, 2009 - 11:39 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
SnappySammy wrote:
Well I'm thinking don't get to excited

Quick shooter eh?
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Post  Posted: Oct 26, 2009 - 11:43 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Once and done...

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Post  Posted: Oct 26, 2009 - 11:45 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Laughing
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Post  Posted: Oct 26, 2009 - 11:49 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
And I'm satisfied 100% of the time.....Once I was asked who you going to satisfy with that....my answer "ME"

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Post  Posted: Oct 27, 2009 - 03:15 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
1. I love his arms
2. Thank goodness I groomed
3. Wait, did my kid just call me?
4. I love making out
5. Good boy, that is exactly where I wanted you to start
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Post  Posted: Oct 29, 2009 - 04:27 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
I sure hope she groomed (whatever that means)
Hope she likes my arms
Do you think she has kids?
Hope she's a good kisser
Now where should I start

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Post  Posted: Oct 29, 2009 - 05:14 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
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I sure hope she groomed (whatever that means)


It means the nether regions are appropriately shaved/waxed/sugared/threaded
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Post  Posted: Oct 29, 2009 - 10:37 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
My neighbors probably say: "Why the laowai always hang his laundry outside with no clothes on and cook in his kitchen with window open and no clothes on...?"

You want to know if I get dressed to answer the door...?

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Post  Posted: Oct 31, 2009 - 10:13 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
no thanks....I think you already gave more information then we needed to know...

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