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DesertSpider
Post Boaster
Joined: Jan 19, 2007
Posts: 4725
Location: SHANGHAI, CHINA
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July 11, 2008 - 01:27 PM |
 
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How about a huge Ctr-Alt-Del button to restart this place.....  |
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genghis
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Joined: Apr 02, 2008
Posts: 486
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July 11, 2008 - 03:45 PM |
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I suggest changing over from written Chinese characters to MSN emoticons. |
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SnappySammy
Board Buddha
Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 13112
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July 24, 2008 - 04:29 AM |
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| genghis wrote: |
| This is a silly thread. Anyone who knows anything knows that everything in the world is, was, and always will be invented in China. |
Wrong...they stole everything from New York... |
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puhlease
Barker
Joined: July 23, 2008
Posts: 125
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July 25, 2008 - 02:58 PM |
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A laser-emitting evaporator that eliminates stupid people. |
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oh_the_darkness
Fire-eater
Joined: Apr 17, 2008
Posts: 2528
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July 25, 2008 - 03:31 PM |
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^ That could easily get rid of half the white people here. |
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maimai83
Talker
Joined: July 11, 2008
Posts: 118
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July 25, 2008 - 05:38 PM |
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| sbergman wrote: |
| Giant spikes that line pedestrian crossings and shred the tires of any car that stops for the red light only after having entered the crosswalk. |
Giant spikes that line the bike lanes |
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puhlease
Barker
Joined: July 23, 2008
Posts: 125
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July 26, 2008 - 11:45 AM |
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| oh_the_darkness wrote: |
| ^ That could easily get rid of half the white people here. |
And most of the locals. |
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mrl
Seeker
Joined: Feb 23, 2008
Posts: 54
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July 26, 2008 - 05:13 PM |
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Anti-whine machine which filter out all the whining from expats who can't accept China as it is. |
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oh_the_darkness
Fire-eater
Joined: Apr 17, 2008
Posts: 2528
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July 26, 2008 - 06:00 PM |
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| mrl wrote: |
| Anti-whine machine which filter out all the whining from expats who can't accept China as it is. |
Good idea.
I would gladly see the back of at least half of these whining expat kitties.
Here's an idea: If you don't like it here, fcuk off. |
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CoffeeHawk_0
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Joined: July 14, 2005
Posts: 17952
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July 26, 2008 - 06:07 PM |
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SnappySammy
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Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 13112
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Aug 05, 2008 - 11:53 AM |
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| oh_the_darkness wrote: |
| ^ That could easily get rid of half the white people here. |
Then what would your woman do for long dicking |
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Kiwi Rugby Nut
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Joined: Aug 06, 2008
Posts: 13
Location: Shanghai
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Aug 06, 2008 - 10:53 PM |
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maybe they can copy someones invention to give them periphery vision |
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SnappySammy
Board Buddha
Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 13112
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Aug 07, 2008 - 01:21 AM |
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CoffeeHawk_0
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Joined: July 14, 2005
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Nov 01, 2009 - 09:05 AM |
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Shangstar
Fire-eater
Joined: Feb 07, 2008
Posts: 2777
Location: Spitland
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Nov 13, 2009 - 03:55 PM |
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| shanghaiceltic wrote: |
| Something on buses, cars, trucks and bikes that prevents them crossing on a red light. |
Like a decent driver you mean? |
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findus
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Joined: Feb 03, 2004
Posts: 2520
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Nov 14, 2009 - 08:29 PM |
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Chinese don't drive cars, they use cars. |
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tihZ_hO
Post Roaster
Joined: Feb 17, 2004
Posts: 4180
Location: Shanghai / Jakarta
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Nov 14, 2009 - 10:00 PM |
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| shanghaiceltic wrote: |
| Something on buses, cars, trucks and bikes that prevents them crossing on a red light. |
Automatic bollards like they have in the UK
http://meview.metro.co.uk/Video.aspx?id=41674 |
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Battered deep fried butter, donut hamburgers, is it any wonder America has more body mass than China. China is the counterweight for America or else the Earth would be unbalanced and fly into the sun. |
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tihZ_hO
Post Roaster
Joined: Feb 17, 2004
Posts: 4180
Location: Shanghai / Jakarta
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Nov 20, 2009 - 01:34 AM |
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| DesertSpider wrote: |
| How about a huge Ctr-Alt-Del button to restart this place..... |
Won't work, the OS is pirated as well as locked up so you have to pull the plug. |
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Battered deep fried butter, donut hamburgers, is it any wonder America has more body mass than China. China is the counterweight for America or else the Earth would be unbalanced and fly into the sun. |
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tihZ_hO
Post Roaster
Joined: Feb 17, 2004
Posts: 4180
Location: Shanghai / Jakarta
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Nov 20, 2009 - 01:36 AM |
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| oh_the_darkness wrote: |
| ^ That could easily get rid of half the white people here. |
And a vast majority of Chinese. It'll be a wasteland. |
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Battered deep fried butter, donut hamburgers, is it any wonder America has more body mass than China. China is the counterweight for America or else the Earth would be unbalanced and fly into the sun. |
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SnappySammy
Board Buddha
Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 13112
Status: Offline
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Nov 20, 2009 - 11:47 AM |
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Serving spoons.... |
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