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Post  Posted: Sep 28, 2009 - 09:08 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Hi I am short and fat and covered in warts.
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^ I am the Chinese girl. So long as your warts on white skin, I will marry you.

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Post  Posted: Oct 09, 2009 - 05:52 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: I love u, u r so damn funny.

Shangstar wrote:
^ I am the Chinese girl. So long as your warts on white skin, I will marry you.
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Post  Posted: Oct 16, 2009 - 05:07 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

ok everyone. i'm not exactly new to shanghai but i feel new to shanghai. i've been in shanghai for a a few months now but have failed to meet some people who i can do things with that are not going out and drinking. i'm 24, studying chinese, speak russian, speak french really poorly, and i'm interested in design, art, literature, film, photography, going to museums, playing boardgames, eating lots of strange food, shoe shopping, vintage sneakers, fashion, and other various bits and bots. i'm interested in meeting all kinds of people, especially those who can remind me that it is possible to have fun and entertain myself without alcohol.

oh. i would also absolutely love love love love loveeeeee to find a drawing companion. so, if you like to draw. let me know. we can set up a date and uh... doodle.
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Post  Posted: Oct 16, 2009 - 05:21 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I know an artist who does weekly or monthly drawing sessions with a live nude model. PM me your number if you're interested and I'll hook you up.
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Post  Posted: Oct 20, 2009 - 11:50 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: Greetings...

OK here goes.... (deep breath, gulp etc) I have just accepted a job teaching at an International School in Shanghai to start in Jan (gulp) so would love to meet a few people to hang out with and point me in the right direction of the best places to go.. Alot of the people who teach at the school seem to be married couples, who I am sure are great people but probably not up for doing a great deal of stuff with us singletons!!

Am in my 30's (but dont let that put you off!), from the UK, into theatre, films, games nights and having a bloody good giggle about just about anything..

I hope I meet some 'normals' on here!!

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Post  Posted: Oct 20, 2009 - 11:56 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^sorry, only 'freaks' and 'geeks' on here.


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Post  Posted: Oct 21, 2009 - 12:01 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Oh dear. As I thought!!
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Post  Posted: Oct 21, 2009 - 06:11 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Come on, lifemage is normal, i mean freak normal.
Saspy, u could hang out with me. I will bring u to some interesting places and do some awsome stuff, so just follow me.
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Post  Posted: Oct 22, 2009 - 01:15 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Thank you meaningful! Following you sounds like a plan.. Have been scanning through these forums and am both entertained and perturbed in equal measure! dontknow
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Post subject: Hi .. looking for friends in shanghai or wuxi

Hi .. looking for friends in shanghai or wuxi

mail me to umurali2000@yahoo.com

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Post  Posted: Oct 30, 2009 - 10:28 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: Re: Greetings...

saspy wrote:
OK here goes.... (deep breath, gulp etc) I have just accepted a job teaching at an International School in Shanghai to start in Jan (gulp) so would love to meet a few people to hang out with and point me in the right direction of the best places to go.. Alot of the people who teach at the school seem to be married couples, who I am sure are great people but probably not up for doing a great deal of stuff with us singletons!!

Am in my 30's (but dont let that put you off!), from the UK, into theatre, films, games nights and having a bloody good giggle about just about anything..

I hope I meet some 'normals' on here!!

x


Wow, an International School eh? IB, by any chance? If so, yer gonna be filthy stinking rich! Lucky you! So why all the gulping????

Anyway, loads of foreigners here to hangout with. You shouldn't have any problem meeting some mates or chicks. Don't stress yourself out about coming to Shanghai... in many ways it's freer than the UK (less surveillance for one), a helluvalot cheaper than London (about 20% the cost I figure) and there must be a few hundred thousand Western folk here to keep ya company.

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Soldano wrote:

I need to meet english-speaking people since my chinese is really bad and most French people, for some reason, seem to have an ego problem.


But not you apparently Laughing

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If your girlfriend wears a fake, you look like the cheapest boyfriend on this planet.

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So you immediately look cheap, but you actually think you look cool. That's just pathetic.

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September 11 attacks have been financed 100% with counterfeiting activities. Think about it next time you buy a stupid fake. You think you buy a chinese fake, but actually the money goes to International Mafias. Really dude, it's not cool at all, and you end up looking like a dumbass with your stupid fake.
I have to ask: Where the hell did you get that info? Sept. 11 financed by fake handbags in China. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Freedom Fries anyone??? Laughing
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Counterfeiting .... blah blah blah.... Counterfeiting .... blah blah blah.... Counterfeiting .... blah blah blah.... Counterfeiting .... blah blah blah....
No wonder people think the French are obnoxious! If the rest of your countrymen were like you, then the stereotype would be true Smile
Soldano I've not read so much ignorant stupidity since Bush was in office Laughing Good luck making any friends with your holier than thou ranting lunatic conversation Shocked

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Post  Posted: Oct 31, 2009 - 01:17 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Hi I am new to China. I am a virgin and of course rich because I am a White American. Looking to meet that special Miss Right!

I will give you SO MANY gifts! Iphone, LV Bag, Perfume, Clothes... All I need from you is the promise that you will love me forever... That and a signed notarized affidavit that you have never had sex with a black man.

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Post  Posted: Nov 01, 2009 - 10:41 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

JeffinFlorida.. I hope you weren't referring to me!!??

Kalanstar.. thanks for the kind words and here's hoping. Just split from a dysfunctional relationship so here's really bloody hoping.

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Post  Posted: Nov 01, 2009 - 11:34 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^ No. When I make fun of Brits I usually throw in a teeth remark. It was a general remark there buddy.

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Post  Posted: Nov 12, 2009 - 04:11 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

jeffinflorida wrote:
Hi I am new to China. I am a virgin and of course rich because I am a White American. Looking to meet that special Miss Right!



50 year old Virgin.....We could make a movie about you...
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Post  Posted: Nov 22, 2009 - 11:35 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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I always go to downtown on Sundays, any friends like to meet up? yum
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I'm a mother of a teen's girl,I'd like to find somebody in same situation so we can talk about the kids and do thing that house wives likes.


Maybe we can meet... wink2


where do u live?
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Post  Posted: Nov 23, 2009 - 02:27 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Seen wrote:
Hi I am short and fat and covered in warts.


Do you like China?

Do you like Chinese food?

How much money do you make?

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Post  Posted: Nov 23, 2009 - 02:29 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

workinsha wrote:
NarciscusShangha wrote:
I always go to downtown on Sundays, any friends like to meet up? yum
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I'm a mother of a teen's girl,I'd like to find somebody in same situation so we can talk about the kids and do thing that house wives likes.


Maybe we can meet... wink2


where do u live?


BLUE SKY, CLOUDS & WINGS

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