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GC
The Ginger Prince
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Nov 04, 2009 - 07:58 AM |
 
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Actually, everyone here wonders how I am surviving but I reckon they think that way because they haven't lived. |
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You turned on the lights, Fuelled U boats by night, That |
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queenmab
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Nov 04, 2009 - 07:59 AM |
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IM GOING TO THE KILLERS TONIGHT!
fk yeah! My friend just got our tickets on resale 5 min ago... YESSSSS |
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The Ginger Prince
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Nov 04, 2009 - 08:01 AM |
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| ziccawei wrote: |
I laid back Glaswegian?
Pffffft.... |
you know me too well  |
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You turned on the lights, Fuelled U boats by night, That |
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GC
The Ginger Prince
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Nov 04, 2009 - 08:03 AM |
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| queenmab wrote: |
IM GOING TO THE KILLERS TONIGHT!
fk yeah! My friend just got our tickets on resale 5 min ago... YESSSSS |
one of the best bands I've seen. mr brightside is my ringtone.
Enjoy |
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thewalrus
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Nov 04, 2009 - 10:06 AM |
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Big Bamboo. Melbourne Cup. Jagaer's. Pure Blondes. Jaguar Club. Cigars. Vodka. Jamaica Blue Coffee. Poker.... |
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"I'd like to say thank you on behalf of the group and ourselves, and I hope we passed the audition" |
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lucar
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Nov 04, 2009 - 10:09 AM |
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Saw MaoMing Master last night. Good times... |
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thewalrus
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Nov 04, 2009 - 10:11 AM |
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How is that ol' tart? |
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lucar
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Nov 04, 2009 - 10:18 AM |
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He's fine. Looks good for his age. Still chasing the ladies, still a charmer. |
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ClarenceBodicker
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Nov 04, 2009 - 01:36 PM |
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^great head too |
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GC
The Ginger Prince
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Nov 04, 2009 - 02:59 PM |
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Looked well the last time I saw him but the head was sh1te. |
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ClarenceBodicker
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Nov 04, 2009 - 03:17 PM |
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| lucar wrote: |
| He's fine. Looks good for his age. Still chasing the ladies, still a charmer. |
so does Mao's corpse, but seriously
""still a charmer""
i guess u fags have a different sense of charm but he is about as charming as a turd on your wedding cake. |
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ziccawei
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Nov 04, 2009 - 04:34 PM |
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^ Only when I'm with you, cocksmoker. |
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Jackie Onnassis on acid. |
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CoffeeHawk_0
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Nov 04, 2009 - 07:56 PM |
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all the latest news and gossip, right here folks. |
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shanghaiceltic
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Nov 05, 2009 - 08:04 AM |
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Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (But Didn't Learn Because You Grew Up in China)
Despite the one-child policy, millions of Chinese citizens don't know how to have sex without getting pregnant.
By Michelle TsaiPosted Wednesday, Nov. 4, 2009, at 1:47 PM ET
Condom. Click image to expand.BEIJING—The first time Hu Jing tried to have sex with her college boyfriend, there was a technical difficulty. "We knew we had to use a condom," she said. "But we didn't know how."
Faced with this conundrum, Hu and her boyfriend went looking for answers—he from his more experienced friends, she from the university library, where she combed through Dream of the Red Chamber, a literary classic from the Qing Dynasty.
The following week, they reconvened for a second try. This time, they managed to roll on the condom but then … well, where was the penis supposed to go? It took another week of research before they succeeded in doing the deed.
After three decades of the one-child policy, you'd expect people here to know how to have sex without getting pregnant. And you'd be wrong. In July, Chinese health officials said that 13 million abortions are performed in registered medical institutions each year, largely because people lack sex education. The number of unwanted pregnancies is even higher when you take into account abortions at unregistered medical clinics, not to mention the 10 million abortion-inducing pills sold each year.
I first met Hu over a cappuccino in Beijing's Financial District, a section of town where gleaming towers and chain restaurants have replaced the old alleyways and courtyard homes where families had lived for generations. I had worried that Hu, like most Chinese people, would be uncomfortable talking about sex. But she turned out to be chatty and confident and laughed as she told me her story. When I opened the interview with softball questions, she interrupted and asked, "Don't you want to hear about my experience with sex?"
Even though Chinese culture has become increasingly liberal, traditional values endure. As a result, there's a gap between how open people are about sex and how informed they are, and stories like Hu's are more common than you might expect.
In recent years, the taboo against premarital sex has largely faded among Chinese college students. It is now common for students in relationships to have sex, and attitudes are changing so quickly that my Chinese friends who are just 24 or 25 seem improbably ancient when they say things weren't so liberal "back in their day." Downstairs from my apartment in downtown Beijing, a convenience store that just opened sells condoms with English names like "007," "Say Yes," and "Newlywed." |
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shanghaiceltic
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Nov 05, 2009 - 08:37 AM |
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A wedding occurred just outside Govan in Glasgow ...
To keep tradition going, everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the living daylights out of each other.
The Police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all members of both families appear in court.
The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings Calm with the use of his hammer, shouting "Silence in Court". The court room goes silent and Ronny (the best man) stands up and says "Judge.. I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened". The Judge agrees and asks Ronny to take the stand. Ronny begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Govan wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the Bride.
The judge says "OK". "Well", said Ronny, "After I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs".
Shocked, the Judge instantly responded, "God, that must have hurt!"
"HURT!" Ronny replies "He broke three of my fingers |
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mat
Shanghai Royalty
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Nov 05, 2009 - 08:39 AM |
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Based on the amount of traffic along Tongren Lu, and Julu Lu before it closed, i reckon they pretty much know how to have a root. |
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rocco72
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Nov 05, 2009 - 08:54 AM |
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^^ oh maybe the chics do, but am wondering, what about blokes.............. |
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mat
Shanghai Royalty
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Nov 05, 2009 - 08:59 AM |
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shanghaiceltic
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Nov 05, 2009 - 10:21 AM |
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Judging by the population of China they are selling Welsh letters not French, Welsh have a leak in them.... |
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ziccawei
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Nov 05, 2009 - 11:43 AM |
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Haha!!
Man it's a great day outside. Just right for being stuck indoors posting on sh ex. |
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Jackie Onnassis on acid. |
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ziccawei
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Nov 05, 2009 - 11:51 AM |
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Quentin Tarantino has the same IQ as Stephen Hawking. |
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leidelaohu
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Nov 05, 2009 - 11:52 AM |
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| shanghaiceltic wrote: |
| Welsh have a leak in them.... |
Mr Burton, Mr Burton, I'm so excited to meet you ! you see, we're both seltic !
Madam, I'm very sorry but you are mistaken. I'm a kelt and you're a sunt ...
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jzzzzzzz
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Nov 05, 2009 - 12:32 PM |
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| ziccawei wrote: |
Haha!!
Man it's a great day outside. Just right for being stuck indoors posting on sh ex. |
Yep and of course the forecast is for perfect weather tomorrow and then rain on Saturday.  |
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ziccawei
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Nov 05, 2009 - 12:36 PM |
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Cool I'm day off tomorrow but shang bang Saturday. |
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queenmab
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Nov 05, 2009 - 03:18 PM |
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I went jogging today. Was running downhill and smelled fresh leaves with an ever so often whiff of dried leaves. |
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