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Post  Posted: Mar 07, 2005 - 04:43 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: Oh Jesus this board is boring without me.

Oh Jesus this board is boring without me.
We need more fukuman and edgewood and fidel…
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Post  Posted: Mar 07, 2005 - 04:44 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

and drugs

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Post  Posted: Mar 07, 2005 - 04:47 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

and women

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Post  Posted: Mar 07, 2005 - 04:49 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

more pretty women and handsome amn. that is all
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Post  Posted: Mar 07, 2005 - 04:49 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

and guns
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Post  Posted: Mar 07, 2005 - 05:50 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Yes, guns.

Hockey sticks, too.

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Post  Posted: Mar 07, 2005 - 05:58 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Cricket bats

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Post  Posted: Mar 07, 2005 - 06:01 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

And fuses, damn it! Don't forget the fuqin fuses!

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Post  Posted: Mar 07, 2005 - 06:35 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

and copper wire

we going blow this mutha out!!!!
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Post  Posted: Mar 07, 2005 - 06:35 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Edgewood wrote:
Yes, guns.

Hockey sticks, too.


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Post  Posted: Mar 07, 2005 - 06:52 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

women on drugs with baseball bats!

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Post  Posted: Mar 07, 2005 - 07:08 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

IN BIKINIS!!!
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Post  Posted: Mar 07, 2005 - 07:13 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Don't forget CORN!!!!

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Post  Posted: Mar 07, 2005 - 07:25 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

women on drugs with baseball bats and corn.
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Post  Posted: Mar 07, 2005 - 07:56 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

You forgot the bikinis!!!

women on drugs with baseball bats and corn in bikinis. Oh wait... Women in bikinis on drugs with baseball bats and corn.


I don't geddit. Why corn?

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Post  Posted: Mar 07, 2005 - 10:17 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

why corn? WHY BIKINIS?!?!
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Post  Posted: Mar 07, 2005 - 10:27 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

IN BIKINIS!! because women always look hotter in bikinis and it will distract the Jing Cha while we BLOW THIS MUTHA OUT.

The corn on the other hand....well....you have to eat I guess.
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Post  Posted: Mar 07, 2005 - 10:42 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

and whipped cream

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Post  Posted: Mar 07, 2005 - 10:55 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

why do we need more whip cream...is it strawberry short cake season already?
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Post  Posted: Mar 07, 2005 - 10:57 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

for the women in the bikinis

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Post  Posted: Mar 08, 2005 - 06:54 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

As bikinis conceal too much, let me recommend dental floss.

Soak the dental floss in a liquor and we have ourselves a fast burning fuse.

The whip cream conceals the fuses.

The babes become da bombs.

Yours and yours truly become the mutha fuqers that get blowed to kingdom cum.

Corn, baseball bats, hockey sticks, cricket bats, guns, copper wire, etc. - all foreplay.

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Post  Posted: Mar 08, 2005 - 07:50 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

and morons
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Post  Posted: Mar 08, 2005 - 09:12 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

and midgets.

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Post  Posted: Mar 08, 2005 - 09:14 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

More midgets!

But not in whipped-cream-and-corn-slathered dental floss bikinis!
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Post  Posted: Mar 08, 2005 - 09:16 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

and Beijing Duck!
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