the arrogance of the english
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jamiejah
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Mar 19, 2005 - 02:18 AM |
 
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ANOTHER CLASSIC ,I CAN ALMOST PICTURE MY MAMI THE NOO
"Hold your Whist" keep quiet |
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jamiejah
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Mar 19, 2005 - 02:25 AM |
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i can definately hear my mami noo
if you break yer leg ,don,t coming running to me,and me faither ,who ever he was
skadalle,get lost |
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jamiejah
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Mar 19, 2005 - 02:36 AM |
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Examples are gaji 'woman', chavvy 'boy', to nash 'to run', peeve 'drink', yag 'fire', and many more. Edinburgh slang also contains a large number of Romani-derived words. A few words, like pal (originally 'brother'), have entered common English slang. |
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jamiejah
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Mar 19, 2005 - 11:34 AM |
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"OH WHIT THE ****
THERE,S A BAD SMELLNOW WHERE,S THAT COMING FII,LL GO CHECK THE KITCHEN,NAW IT,S NO THERE ,THE LAVVY ,NUT ITS NO THERE EITHER,WHAT THE f*** IS IT
AA I FOUND IT
NICK ,LA ABOUT, LETS GO AND SEE WHIT PATRONISING WORDS O WISDOM HE HAS TODAY THEN |
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jamiejah
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Mar 19, 2005 - 11:38 AM |
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S uch a fine loveable chappy,such great communication skills,he really endires himself to others
AND TO THINK WE USED TO PIN PEOPLE LIKE HIM,S EARS TO THE WALL OF THE LOCAL CHURCH WALL |
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jamiejah
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Mar 21, 2005 - 02:42 PM |
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Alleged Attempt to Sell Young Girl: Two Arrested
By Karen Attwood, PA
Two men have been arrested following an alleged attempt to sell a young girl to an undercover newspaper reporter, police said today.
The men, aged 39 and 44, from Plymouth, Devon, are being held at the city’s Charles Cross Police Station, on suspicion of conspiracy to rob.
A couple who were arrested two days ago at the Copthorne Hotel in connection with the same incident have been released on police bail without charge, a spokesman for Devon and Cornwall Police said.
All arrests follow a tip-off from the deputy editor of the News of the World.
The newspaper reported that the couple – an 18-year-old woman and a 21-year-old man – were both allegedly drug addicts trying to sell the three-year-old girl for £15,000.
Police are still looking for two other men in connection with the alleged attempted sale.
A spokesman said: “The overall investigation is being pursued vigorously both within the community and with those who have been arrested.
“As a result Devon & Cornwall Constabulary are still seeking two men in relation to the suspected attempted sale of the child.
“One of the males is known to have been very active in the sale of the child and is associated with the purchaser.
“He has since left the Plymouth area. He is described as a white male aged 28, 5’9” tall, slim build, short black hair, brown eyes, clean shaven and has links to London and the Midlands.
“The other is local to Plymouth and is sought in relation to a conspiracy to abduct the child.”
The child involved is safe and well, the spokesman added. |
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jamiejah
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Mar 21, 2005 - 03:07 PM |
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thats near where you hang out Nick-la is it not? |
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GC
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Mar 21, 2005 - 03:14 PM |
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plymouth folk, bad lot!!!! |
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jamiejah
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Mar 21, 2005 - 03:44 PM |
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i was taking about LONDENERS |
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slamca
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Mar 21, 2005 - 04:54 PM |
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Scotland? You meant that shitty land behind the Hadrian's wall, considered off-limits by the civilized world? |
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GC
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Mar 21, 2005 - 04:59 PM |
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or the canadian owned america, 'land of the free and the home of the brave', what a ****** joke |
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jamiejah
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Mar 21, 2005 - 05:35 PM |
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I,m stunned that so many people have shown an interest in SCOTLAND,all these hiden scotland freaks,
a bit dissapointed by the same old cliches being thrown about by all you intellictauls .and slaves of the chosen master races.AGAIN THE ARTICLE was on a part of a divided kingdom(,that greatest of great ENGLISH traditions to divide and conquer)the other side of hadrianuas wallas. |
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jamiejah
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Mar 21, 2005 - 06:03 PM |
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Nowhere can an Englishman turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots.
The average Englishman in the home he calls his castle, slips into his national costume, a shabby raincoat, patented by chemist Charles Macintosh from Glasgow, Scotland.
En route to his office he strides along the English lane, surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, Scotland.
He drives his car fitted with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop, veterinary surgeon of Dreghorn, Scotland.
At the office he receives mail bearing adhesive stamps invented by John Chalmers, bookseller and printer of Dundee, Scotland.
During the day he uses the telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell, from Edinburgh, Scotland. At home in the evening his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick Macmillan, blacksmith of Thornhill, Dumfriesshire, Scotland.
He watches the news on T.V. an invention of John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, Scotland and hears an item about the U.S. Navy, founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, Scotland.
Nowhere can an Englishman turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots.
He has by now been reminded too much of Scotland, and in desperation, he picks up the bible, only to find that the first man mentioned in the good book is a Scot, King James VI, who authorised the translation.
He could take to drink, but the Scots make the best in the world.
He could take a rifle and end it all, but the breech loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson, of Pitfours, Scotland.
If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table injected with penicillin, discovered by Sir Alexander Fleming, of Darvel, Scotland, and given some Chloroform, an anaesthetic discovered by Sir James Young Simpson, obstetrician and Gynaecologist of Bathgate, Scotland.
Out of the anaesthetic, he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England, founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, Scotland.
Perhaps his only remaining hope would be to get a transfusion of guid Scottish blood which would entitle him to ask…
Wha’s like us? |
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fukuman
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Mar 21, 2005 - 06:07 PM |
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me da's home town (Larne) has the claim to fame of being the only place in """the UK""" where churchill got stoned.
happily enough , it didnt involve cannabis or any narcotics, but a loyalist mob and rocks. exactly what the prick deserved. |
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jamiejah
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Mar 21, 2005 - 06:15 PM |
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si it was larne that put the lar as in largatell
horrible stuff
and they call it soap bar
nothing clean about that |
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jamiejah
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Mar 21, 2005 - 06:19 PM |
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what does john major like for his tea?
nothing!!,but he likes to go out later and get stuck into a curry |
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jamiejah
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Mar 22, 2005 - 12:10 AM |
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A guy walks into a psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts !"
Man: "Doctor I can't say my F's, T's and H's"
Doc: "Well you can't say fairer than that then !"
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any ! |
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