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The Ginger Prince

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Mar 23, 2005 - 12:40 PM |
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I'm renouncing my scottishness.
It's taken me two years after the accident to build up the confidence to meet people and start posting on this site but now its all going bad and due to a fellow scottish poster i'm being tarred with the same brush.
Therefore, what country should i pledge my allegiance too. |
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The Ginger Prince

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Mar 23, 2005 - 12:42 PM |
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and before D says anything, USM is not an option |
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Anniboodk
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Location: Copenhagen
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Mar 23, 2005 - 12:47 PM |
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The Danes are pretty cool!  |
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The Ginger Prince

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Mar 23, 2005 - 12:50 PM |
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could be an option. the soccer playing laudrup brothers, michael and brian, were pretty cool and the womens olympic team did get my vote as the best looking. |
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jamiejah
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Mar 23, 2005 - 12:55 PM |
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with parts of scotland being closer to norway than london
and the norwegian babes definately of a higher sexiness
i,ve allready got duel nationality
keep posted for the norwegian times
translations in english off couse
wouldn,t have it ant other way |
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jimandcoco
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Mar 23, 2005 - 01:00 PM |
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Well Craig, you should take your wife's nationality. Take her sir name while you're at it.
Jim |
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commando
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Mar 23, 2005 - 01:52 PM |
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Swahilli, sounds about for you. |
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jamiejah
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Mar 23, 2005 - 02:03 PM |
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closer to home of renfrew
you could always agree to most people,s conception of north britain |
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jamiejah
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Mar 23, 2005 - 02:13 PM |
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talking if swahilli
i remember my pal kenny was helping me on the stall
any way this policeman comes up to check the license
he was off a dark colour of skin
so as there is few or little dark skinned people in north britain
kenny asked him where he was from
i think he said kenya
any way kenny was just back from kenya
now kenny,s as red headed as the next north britisher and fair skinned with it
**** knows what he was doing in africa
but thats his story
they starts yapping in SWAHILII
i thought no 1-2 minutes
but no
****
they were still at it 15 minutes later
i went to find a camera man as i was amazed
aye that kenny ,s a sly one
he never had a license |
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bougie
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Joined: Nov 20, 2004
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Mar 23, 2005 - 02:46 PM |
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jamiejah
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Mar 23, 2005 - 02:51 PM |
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nice people in iraq,myebe no them all,but there are nice people,lets encourage the iraquis in there new found freedom,no like the people in the west and their supposed freedom |
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bougie
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Mar 23, 2005 - 02:53 PM |
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jamiejah
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Mar 23, 2005 - 03:02 PM |
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any way i,m going back to my jim aitken roots
i,m going to have a wee sin a long to redemption song,if anyone wants to join in
oh pirates yes they rob us
sold us to the merchant ship, |
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jamiejah
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Mar 23, 2005 - 03:07 PM |
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minutes after thet took them
from the bottomless pit
is nae wan joining in |
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Magnolia
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Mar 23, 2005 - 03:38 PM |
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Sulabia is an option ...
could become SulabianCraig...
but then we would have to call you SC, which won't work, so you would have to consider being GSulabianCraig... |
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The Ginger Prince

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Mar 23, 2005 - 08:56 PM |
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so far denmark is my preferred option, closely followed by sulubia.
Jamie, stop following me |
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jimandcoco
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Mar 23, 2005 - 09:18 PM |
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Be a Kanook or whatever they call 'em.
Those Canadians are always bragging about how pieceful they are. Then just make up a bunch of stories about how you froze your balls off playing hockey growing up.
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jamiejah
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Mar 23, 2005 - 10:09 PM |
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stop following me
as you are well aware interpol has its fingers in everyone,s pie and eventually no matter where these criminals hide we shall seek them out
we seek them there we seek them here
ddddddddddd
because i,m a dedicated follower of fashion
yes gc ,but not gc and not even renfrew c
you were spotted coming out of top shop on the 4th off july
and thats all i can disclose because of confidentiality
but the noose is getting smaller |
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jase
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Mar 23, 2005 - 10:54 PM |
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I thought u'd already changed to a wankj0e |
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n00b
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Joined: Apr 27, 2004
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Mar 23, 2005 - 10:58 PM |
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why not china? what's wrong with china? after all you are living in china. |
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fukuman
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Mar 24, 2005 - 01:13 AM |
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"Therefore, what country should i pledge my allegiance too."
well, face it, its either england or Ireland. sweet choice , no, jock?
kinda funny thing , is when Zambia got independence, it still needed the leech laowai, just like this place. who always called the haloed Kenneth Kaunda, affectionately. "kenny the kaffer" |
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DeeLphiC
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Mar 24, 2005 - 08:39 AM |
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| and before D says anything, USM is not an option |
Come on! I am not THAT ill-minded right?!?!?!?!
It of course is going to be the saddest the most scary nightmare to see such a "white red round" peach ends up in one of the tummies of a USM citizen ... !!!
NO ... even USM is an option ... I would NOT let them to have you!
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The Ginger Prince

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Mar 24, 2005 - 09:01 AM |
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what!!!!!!!!!! |
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DeeLphiC
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Mar 24, 2005 - 09:10 AM |
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OMFG -
I said you were a bit paranoid by D. She is a not-bad chinese so she would not suggest a red white round peach to live in united states of monkies ... esp when she is not sure yet what's the exact percentage of chinese monkeys in the U.S.M. ... !!!!!!!
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The Ginger Prince

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Mar 24, 2005 - 09:15 AM |
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but its a fictional country, whereas your ass aint fictional and is peachy as **** |
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