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Post  Posted: Mar 23, 2005 - 12:40 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: I've had enough

I'm renouncing my scottishness.

It's taken me two years after the accident to build up the confidence to meet people and start posting on this site but now its all going bad and due to a fellow scottish poster i'm being tarred with the same brush.

Therefore, what country should i pledge my allegiance too.

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Post  Posted: Mar 23, 2005 - 12:42 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

and before D says anything, USM is not an option

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Post  Posted: Mar 23, 2005 - 12:47 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

The Danes are pretty cool! Wink

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Post  Posted: Mar 23, 2005 - 12:50 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

could be an option. the soccer playing laudrup brothers, michael and brian, were pretty cool and the womens olympic team did get my vote as the best looking.

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Post  Posted: Mar 23, 2005 - 12:55 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

with parts of scotland being closer to norway than london
and the norwegian babes definately of a higher sexiness
i,ve allready got duel nationality

keep posted for the norwegian times

translations in english off couse

wouldn,t have it ant other way
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Post  Posted: Mar 23, 2005 - 01:00 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Well Craig, you should take your wife's nationality. Take her sir name while you're at it.


Jim

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Post  Posted: Mar 23, 2005 - 01:52 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Swahilli, sounds about for you.
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Post  Posted: Mar 23, 2005 - 02:03 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

closer to home of renfrew
you could always agree to most people,s conception of north britain
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Post  Posted: Mar 23, 2005 - 02:13 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

talking if swahilli

i remember my pal kenny was helping me on the stall
any way this policeman comes up to check the license

he was off a dark colour of skin
so as there is few or little dark skinned people in north britain
kenny asked him where he was from

i think he said kenya
any way kenny was just back from kenya
now kenny,s as red headed as the next north britisher and fair skinned with it
**** knows what he was doing in africa
but thats his story

they starts yapping in SWAHILII
i thought no 1-2 minutes
but no
****
they were still at it 15 minutes later
i went to find a camera man as i was amazed

aye that kenny ,s a sly one

he never had a license
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Post  Posted: Mar 23, 2005 - 02:46 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

how about iraq?
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Post  Posted: Mar 23, 2005 - 02:51 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

nice people in iraq,myebe no them all,but there are nice people,lets encourage the iraquis in there new found freedom,no like the people in the west and their supposed freedom
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Post  Posted: Mar 23, 2005 - 02:53 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

hahaha...
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Post  Posted: Mar 23, 2005 - 03:02 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

any way i,m going back to my jim aitken roots
i,m going to have a wee sin a long to redemption song,if anyone wants to join in



oh pirates yes they rob us
sold us to the merchant ship,
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Post  Posted: Mar 23, 2005 - 03:07 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

minutes after thet took them
from the bottomless pit


is nae wan joining in
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Post  Posted: Mar 23, 2005 - 03:38 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Sulabia is an option ...

could become SulabianCraig...

but then we would have to call you SC, which won't work, so you would have to consider being GSulabianCraig...

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Post  Posted: Mar 23, 2005 - 08:56 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

so far denmark is my preferred option, closely followed by sulubia.

Jamie, stop following me

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Post  Posted: Mar 23, 2005 - 09:18 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Be a Kanook or whatever they call 'em.

Those Canadians are always bragging about how pieceful they are. Then just make up a bunch of stories about how you froze your balls off playing hockey growing up.


Jim

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Post  Posted: Mar 23, 2005 - 10:09 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

stop following me

as you are well aware interpol has its fingers in everyone,s pie and eventually no matter where these criminals hide we shall seek them out

we seek them there we seek them here
ddddddddddd
because i,m a dedicated follower of fashion

yes gc ,but not gc and not even renfrew c
you were spotted coming out of top shop on the 4th off july
and thats all i can disclose because of confidentiality
but the noose is getting smaller
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Post  Posted: Mar 23, 2005 - 10:54 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I thought u'd already changed to a wankj0e

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Post  Posted: Mar 23, 2005 - 10:58 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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Therefore, what country should i pledge my allegiance too.

why not china? what's wrong with china? after all you are living in china.
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Post  Posted: Mar 24, 2005 - 01:13 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

"Therefore, what country should i pledge my allegiance too."

well, face it, its either england or Ireland. sweet choice , no, jock?


kinda funny thing , is when Zambia got independence, it still needed the leech laowai, just like this place. who always called the haloed Kenneth Kaunda, affectionately. "kenny the kaffer"
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Post  Posted: Mar 24, 2005 - 08:39 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

GlasgowCraig wrote:
and before D says anything, USM is not an option


Come on! I am not THAT ill-minded right?!?!?!?!

It of course is going to be the saddest the most scary nightmare to see such a "white red round" peach ends up in one of the tummies of a USM citizen ... !!!

NO ... even USM is an option ... I would NOT let them to have you!

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Post  Posted: Mar 24, 2005 - 09:01 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

what!!!!!!!!!!

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Post  Posted: Mar 24, 2005 - 09:10 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

OMFG -

I said you were a bit paranoid by D. She is a not-bad chinese so she would not suggest a red white round peach to live in united states of monkies ... esp when she is not sure yet what's the exact percentage of chinese monkeys in the U.S.M. ... !!!!!!!

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Post  Posted: Mar 24, 2005 - 09:15 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

but its a fictional country, whereas your ass aint fictional and is peachy as ****

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