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jamiejah
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May 18, 2005 - 08:10 PM |
 
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TO MR FIDEL
MR FIDEL stated in a previous that there was a vast difference between the meanings of "of and Off".
I asked our wordly scholar ,teacher and good companion for a meaning ,from which due to the HUGE popularity of the above MR Fidel,he is unable to do justice to himself and his legend by answering in depth.
It is on this understanding that i give my humble opinion of the meaning of "OF and "OFF.
Thank you ,i shall not be the least embarressed or knocked from my focus if members of(or is it off) the audience fall asleep and start to snore LOUDLY.
What i cannot and willnot tolerate is members of(OFF)the audience sniggering behind their drawn up hands covering their faces, like adolecent school children.
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whisper in my ear:excuse me jj the audaince is primary school age
clearing of(off) the throat
Let me begin shall we?. |
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jamiejah
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May 18, 2005 - 08:31 PM |
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"OF" AND "OFF" BOTH COME FROM THE SCHOOL OF(OFF) INDO-EUROPEAN LANGUAGES.
wild applause breaks out
"OF" is a preposition.
some examples of OF are as follows
"i,ve got a lovely bunch OF coconuts"
"he,s a real bundle OF laughs this guy"
'bunch OF IDIOTS"
wild applause from the audaince
"such prose,such clarity"
(some readers might have noticed the deliberate use of(OFF)repetion and the vague use off IDIOMS ).
"OFF"" is an Adverb.
wild applause: people are passing out in the aisles)
some examples of the usage of (OFF) are
"why don,t you all fcuk OFF"
" his bodysmell is a bit OFF"
"get off me you big fat git"
sound of(OFF) ambulance sirens in the back ground
cries from the gallery"poetical,the NEW RABBIE BURNS"
OFF gives the impression of(off) d..etatchment.
( look at the deliberate detatchment of(off the d in the above sentence)
It has been established that OF AND OFF come from the same source the Indo-european school and that Off has a nuance of(off) detatchment.
So if we go back to the source of(off) the indo -european school we shall come to the modern day land of(Off) India. |
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jamiejah
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May 18, 2005 - 08:42 PM |
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So the Indian folks are a knowledfull folk
(even though they act THICK AS FCUK) muttering under his breath)
The source of all ALL is the holy waters"the ganges",
known to the hindustani folks as "THE GUNGA" OR JAI MATA JAI HO"
Or to the less expressive"MUM"
That is only partly true,
The Gunga is the source of(OFF) modern day India,but it was because PARVATI was tangled up in SHiva,s DREadlocks,and was chocking to death(,even though she is IMMORTAL)that a tear fell from her eyes and thus "jai gunga jai ho" began its life on earth.
OK ,so far we have established that OF came from the teardrop of Parvati WHo is actually SHIVA or GOD or as some like to call him/her DOG
OFF has a meaning or an expresion of(off) detachment.
Detachment also being oneof(off) the 6 disciplines of YOGA and yes i can see the bright ones amongst you have grasped the connection
SHIva is the DADDY OR MUMMY or the BIG ONE of(off) yoga
so all roads lead to SHiva,
so even if through time it looks like OF andOFF ARE COMPLETELY different,they are infact one and the same |
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jamiejah
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May 18, 2005 - 08:48 PM |
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BOOO,S FROM MTHE AUDIENCE WHOCANNOT BELIEVE SUCH A SHORT AND SHARP ENDING
:Hey i paid 5 jam jars to get in here tonight ans i,ve only had 2 jamjars worth i want my jam jars back" |
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bougie
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May 18, 2005 - 08:53 PM |
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whats the meaning of OFFF ? |
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jamiejah
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May 18, 2005 - 08:56 PM |
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ask FIDEL ,but he,s a bit busy at this moment talking and TRYING make us laugh with his arse ,jobbey gay santa,china totty observations |
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bougie
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May 18, 2005 - 09:02 PM |
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jamiejah
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May 18, 2005 - 10:43 PM |
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in todays tough and competitive career of CALL ME DAN,,
the minimum requirement is at least 120000 seconds.
As places are at a premium and the public is not fooled by INEPT,TOO TELL YOU HONESTLY NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST
,EVEN THE TEEENIEST
,WEENIEST
MEANIEST,
BIKIIINIST,
funny boyscouts,
who are not funny.
applicants should be serious
,as bag of "DEMARARA GOLDEN BROWN SUGAR"SHALL be placed over their "nappers and
the friendly tiny wee miniscule red ant(well friendly to everyone who is nice and does not try to look down on everyone even though they are 4 foor 3 in there platform shoes kind of person)
hark,hark,BELLS ARE RINGING
"ITS FOR YOU FIDEL
SOMEONE ON THE PHONE ASKING FOR SOMEONE WHO THINKS THEY ARE FUNNY AND IMPORTANT BUT ARE NOT
"CAN ONLY BE ONE PERSON,AND ITS CERTAINLY NO ME"
"i<m NO FUNNY"
The red ants are on stand-by |
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jamiejah
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May 18, 2005 - 11:34 PM |
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hey FIDEL ,that,s serious allegations there you are making
That SPELLING does nae belong to me ,
i,m just PASING it on(oops the S has dropped ootside for a few moments with a wee dolly bird)
right as i was saying the SPELING
"whait going on here L GET BACK IN HERE"
the SPELLING does not belong to me i was only passing it along,
the SPELLNG
where did that I GO?
come on you savages where the I
I APPEARS SHEEPISHLY RUBBING HIMSELF
" right you lot ,i,m getting a lot of flack fi that geezer FIDEL"
"dinnae bother about him,he,s a plonker"
'that,s enough,ENOUGH,it might be true,but we are better than him you lot SELLING
WHERE IS p,WHERE IS P?
THATS IT liSP ,you are no longer part off the SPELLING POSSE
NOW WE ARE THE LING POSSE |
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olesechka
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May 19, 2005 - 12:12 AM |
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jamiejah
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May 19, 2005 - 09:19 AM |
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yes i was rather chucklin to my self as well ,it s amazing where they come from sometimes.
myebe i will go into the ancient art of names and hieroclyphics ,that couls also bring some interesting results
teamed up with PRAT AND FIDEL |
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