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JohnS

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Posted: Sep 01, 2003 - 01:10 PM
Post subject: Do you have beautiful hands and long fingernails?

Are you a cool Chinese girl who knows what you want?
Do you have a sharp mind, but still care a lot about your looks?
Do you keep your fingernails really long and well manicured?

Then you should send me an email, becuase you are the girl I\'m looking for!
I\'m a tall, funny, handsome Danish guy, fluent in Chinese and English, who will surprise you.

John,
tyranus@email.com

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Posted: Sep 01, 2003 - 04:55 PM
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your freaky n weird

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Posted: Sep 01, 2003 - 05:23 PM
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.... and he has an odd em address.....
Very Happy

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Posted: Sep 01, 2003 - 11:32 PM
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Well the name Tyrannus should be a give away. this is a guy escaping those long Danish winters. Long fingernails, hmm another give away. Look you bitch, when i say scratch my back, I don\'t want to be tickled, I vant der blood streaming out. I tought you unnerstood dis when yooooou rid the ad.
Ok John or is it Jan, we know why you moved to Shanghai, all the women from Kobenhaven are obviously onto your kinks and quirks.

Henry_Chinaski
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Posted: Sep 02, 2003 - 12:11 AM
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Hmmm....we could all see from your post that you are indeed \'funny\'. Very funny.
Let me guess some more info so I can do the dirty work for you investigating with some of my female friends:
So, you are running away from Denmark, looking for long nailed chinese beauties, which there is plenty in this blessed city...
You are \'handsome and tall\'. Which probably means you are omitting a huge beer belly? Carslberg beer belly or would it be Tuborg? Drinking it hot in Kobenhaven like the good old ruthless vikings? Did you also forget to mention you are \'modest\'?
Do you also chew tobacco and have beautiful black teeth or you don\'t have that much influence from some of our cousins in Sweden?
Since you mentioned your nationality, it probably means you are really proud of it. You gave it away too soon...Well, we do not chose our nationalities. A nationality by itself does not make anyone better or worse, just different. It might be said that you are using your nationality as a shield for perhaps ahn, uh..., lack of character?
Please allow me to continue guessing: your favourite (and only) destination during weekends is...hummm....Mao Ming Nan Lu? Is there where you learned your \'fluent\' chinese? Also, if you are so good in chinese how come you need to post such polution in this website? Maybe you are \'affraid\' and \'insecure\' of doing face-to-face conversation with a long nailed chinese lady? Yep, you are REALLY a Tyranus.
Girls, pay attention, the guy is \'really cool\'.

If we have ladies answering to this guy\'s add than we should really revisit the \'all women are whores\' topic. What a waste of bytes.

Chinaski

\"Of course, it\'s possible to love a human being--if you don\'t know them too well.\"

polo

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Posted: Sep 02, 2003 - 07:36 AM
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Well stated Henry. Of course you realize that the only people who are normal are the ones you don\'t know well. Having said that, there is the other end of the spectrum, the outer fringes of which John the Great Dane seems intent on claiming. One wonders whether John is cursing about having missed the era of foot binding. Those Danes are a cool collected bunch trying to brainwash kids of the world with Lego, cursing at those Swedes who can only come up with Saabs and Volvo (shame noone told the Swedes that that anatomical part is called the Vulva). Well John Hamlet, good luck in your quest. I think Henry knows all the good ladies of the night if you get stuck - a bit pricey for those notoriously cheap Danes, but maybe worth it. If you are fluent in \"chinese\" and let\'s hope its not Cantonese, then you can pick up what those girls really think of you.
Well good cunting er hunting John

JohnS

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Posted: Sep 02, 2003 - 09:56 AM
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Gee, people are really nice at this forum!!!

And you all seem to know so much about me...Especially you, Chinaski, who seem to be a really friendly and knowledgable guy!

Give me a break guys! I just happen to appreciate beautiful hands on girls. I\'m not talking long claws here (maybe that\'s what it sounded like?), just a nice french manicure for example...

But OK, continue to mess up this personal ad, and keep the racism and personal attacks coming!

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Posted: Sep 02, 2003 - 10:21 AM
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John -
Agreed !

[although I do think some of it was more friendly p1ss-taking, not nasty rascism]

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Posted: Sep 02, 2003 - 10:40 AM
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John,

I think you better try to post this kind of messages at Shanghai-ed.com instead of here.... Cool

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Posted: Sep 02, 2003 - 11:19 AM
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Now you are sounding defensive Jan er John. And yes claws is exactly what it sounded like. I suppose if you are going to stipulate a feature, better to say long nails rather than large breasts but the idea remains the same and it does sound like a fetish.
On your point about racism, how do you equate anti Danish comments with racism? They are far from the same thing, unless you are French where any attempt to teach anyone is English is considered anti Franch racism.
Good luck in your search. It looks at least as if the derision has produced sympathy for you at least and some women actually can\'t tell the difference between lust and sympathy so you may have a chance yet.

Henry_Chinaski
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Posted: Sep 02, 2003 - 01:58 PM
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If you read any racism in my posting then you really have a problem much more serious than what people realized here. And there is not a single byte of personal attack in the postings, so, don\'t victimize yourself (so early Smile

Why is it racism to bind Danes with something considered as bad (beer belly, ruthlessness,...) but it is not racism to consider that just because you are danish it should be regarded as a \'quality\'? You are being racist as well by inducing girls to think you are superior because you are danish.

In the end we are speaking about the same thing: normally people with lack of personality need to hide themselves behind labels. If you were secure about what you are, you would not need to mention that you are \'danish, tall, handsome, funny\'.

Next time you drink your Gamel Dansk in the morning, think about this: you are what is INSIDE the bottle, but not the BOTTLE ITSELF.

If dumb people only care about the label on the bottle and do not take a gulp , its their own fault, but doesn\'t mean that we shouldn\'t warn them.

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Posted: Sep 02, 2003 - 03:44 PM
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Henry, you were doing well until the beer analogy. I have only a vague idea about the part about \"if you care about the bottle and do not take a gulp\" is a little confusing.
Basically the racially superior Danish part was bang on though.
Jan er John do you have a viking helmet in the closet? that could be a bit troubling to a new concubine if you wear it during sex but perhaps useful in defining the idiom \"I am twice as horny as you!!!!\"

Henry_Chinaski
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Posted: Sep 02, 2003 - 04:16 PM
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Polo,
tks for your kind words.
Let me try to explain the bottle analogy. Looking from the outside: many times we are induced to buy a product (the bottle) by its looks, by what it represents, but not by what it truly is (the taste).
Only because the color looks atractive or there is an artist printed in the lable doesnt mean what is inside the bottle will taste good.
Looking from the inside out now: usually people think that, if they look cool (bottle), they can taste like p*ss, as a lot of stupid consumers will only focus on what is printed on the lable.
That\'s what I tried to explain.

Like Frank Zappa said: \'YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS\'.

rgds,
Chinaski.

polo

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Posted: Sep 02, 2003 - 07:03 PM
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Oh ok. I can understand that now. I never buy beer unless I do my research. I did however buy a bottle of 16 year old Langavullin single malt scotch, which when I opened it smelt so strongly of peat that I almost couldn\'t drink it.

queenmab

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Posted: Sep 02, 2003 - 08:01 PM
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YOU GUYS R MEAN...
the guy may be weird and bizarre but that doesnt mean you guys get to be racial and prejudiced towards him...
you guys are pathetic ignorants that have nothing else to do than to critisize people on this website...
John is just trying to get a friggin long-fingernailed girl in a freaky way which i think is freaky, but just let him be, dont friggin call him names and say bad things about his appearance or about his nationality or anything...
i think the people who shouldn\'t post here are polo and Chinaski... this is his personal add and you shouldnt go around and make horrible brutal comments...
he is just a weird person, there are tons of weird people in this world lol including me!

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Posted: Sep 02, 2003 - 08:11 PM
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Queenie - I am with you here...all the guy wants is a well groomed woman, it\'s not a crime for goodness sakes...yes - the long nailed thing in an ad may appear to give the wrong impression, but it does not give anyone the right to critisize and analyse him in this way..

I thank you..

polo

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Posted: Sep 02, 2003 - 08:13 PM
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Dear Queenie
before you get really pompous and self riteous, I think you should scroll up. I think you will find your posting one of the most scathing. Hypocrisy is nothing to be proud of. Perhaps one of the good things is that some girl may just be sympathetic to give Jan er John a mercy hump.
Queenie are you saying that if you criticize someone, that is ok and if anyone else does, that is terrible? Pretty ego centric I would say and to invoke a call to deny democratic rights to post is even worse. As for your statement about criticising what he loks like, I have no idea what Jan looks like and I think you would find it difficult to find a statement critical of his looks. Yours on the other hand, and I quote
\"your freaky and wierd\" was unexpurgated character assassination. by the way its you\'re not your.

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Posted: Sep 02, 2003 - 08:20 PM
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whatever ur not my english teacher
lolz...
and so what if i say hes freaky n weird? being freaky isnt friggin wrong... freaky means horny, gettin ur freak on whatever u wanna call it...
weird is being different, bizzare, awkward...
i am weird and so what!?!?!?
i think you need to friggin chill yo as s

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Posted: Sep 02, 2003 - 08:42 PM
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Polo, I wouldn\'t brag about buying 16 year old whisky when you can\'t even spell the bloody name right. It\'s Lagavulin, and if you\'d done your research properly you should know that an Islay malt has a distinct character of peat smoke. You\'re probably nothing but a less-than-average North American guy trying to show off to your surroundings that you\'ve got a touch of European class, by offering them a glass of single malt bought incidentally at the liquor store around the corner. I suggest you stick to rye and bourbon or whatever type of moonshine they drink in your hillbilly redneck territory, and let the real men enjoy the Single malt.

I noticed you found great joy in deriding JohnS for him mentioning his nationality, etc. Well how about this; Is there any particular reason why you mentioned that you bought a 16 year old single malt whisky? You could have just said a bottle of Scotch, but no...you had to make it clear that it was a 16 years old one, single malt and with a very complicated Gaelic name (which you almost managed to spell correctly). It seems you are trying to buy yourself a personality through fine liquors and silly comments about other people. Did you not concur to what your comrade in arms Chinaski said about people with a lack of character and personality tend to hide behind labels? That\'s exactly what you are doing...

So next time you log on to this website during your coffe-break, try to show a little more intelligence and courtesy than that sticky doughnut you\'re stuffing your face with. It\'s guys like you, who don\'t know your heads from your asses, that spreads bad karma on this website.

The Dane was writing a personal add, and even though it wasn\'t the most clever thing I have seen, he\'s entitled to ask for whatever he wants, without having to defend himself against silly wankers who\'s got nothing better or more constructive to do than making fun of others.

Oh, and Polo...Viking helmets didn\'t have any horns on them, that\'s just something Hollywood came up with, so I guess that took the fun out of your idiom...I\'m surprised that two guys like Chinaski and yourself, who apparently know so much about European and Scandinavian history, culture and language...didn\'t know that...

Who\'s the idio(m)t now...?

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Posted: Sep 03, 2003 - 03:31 AM
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Well Bei ou or is it Bayou you ask some unusually unintelligent questions. First of all, yes i know the difference between Islay and Highland single malts and I know that Islay malts have a peaty taste to them. I bought a few bottles last time i was in London to experiment and learn from. I get my scotch from Berry Brothers and Rudd and get excellent advice.
You seem like a very self assured college student, the type who assumes a mantle of cool. Bhy the way just how much have you travelled? and where? I grew up travelling. I spent 10 years in europe and go back twice a year, how about you? As for the assertions you make about rye and bourbon, there are some very good bourbons but I don\'t like Bourbon as I find it too sweet for my taste. Rye is quintisentially a Canadian spirit but as you are a wine and spirits genius I suppose you knew that. As for hillbillies, they are regional to Kentucky and the Ozarks. I live in Toronto. I am surprised that you didn\'t realize that but then when knowledge is built on arrogance, as yours seems to be, the foundation is a bit infirm to say the least.
By the way, are y ou European or a wannabe European or neither? Probably an insecure Chinese university college insecure and trying to be cool.
by the way, I am very very liberal which is the political opposite of being a red neck.
I fought hard in my youth for expansion of rights to most minorities in Canada. I would be surprised if Jan er John were liberal. The major trend in Denmark these days is xenophobia (just so you don\'t have to lift that heavy dictionary, it means a fear of foreign influences).
For your information, I rarely eat donuts and if you\'re in as good shape as I am at my age, you will be lucky.
I love being lectured on morals and ethics by wet behind the ears know it alls.
and unlike you i do know my head from my ass, because unlike you, I extracted my head from my ass before I left university.
Have a good day, sounds like you need one.

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Posted: Sep 03, 2003 - 03:36 PM
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Well Polo, I’m delighted to see that my message made you drag your head out of your arse. Obviously the content must have gotten to you, since you’re taking a defensive stand. Personally, I’m not too impressed by knowing that you buy your liquors from an internet dealer, but if it works for you, no problem. I know it can be hard to find a decent wine merchant out there in the territories, so I’m glad to hear that you have found someone who can keep you happy. Do they make deliveries by car or by dogs and sleigh? Of course I knew that rye is a Canadian brew, unlike you I don’t just throw out some deriding comments and hope to get away with it.

I am indeed self-assured, but thanks for pointing that out to me. And what’s with all your immature questions? Have I done any travelling? Where? Give me one good reason why I should even bother answering this. It’s not like I feel I have to assure you of my credibility or something. “Ooohh…look at me…I’m Polo and I travel to Europe twice a year…I buy whisky in London, so I can show my friends back in Canada how sophisticated I am”. Hey, I’ll tell you what Polo, why don’t you in your next counter write a list of all the countries/places you have been to, and then we can compare and see who’s the man? It will be a bit like “My father is stronger and richer than yours…”, very very original and mature, indeed.

For starters, my online name should give you a hint of my origin, but then again I know it’s too much to ask for to even hope that you would have a clue about Chinese words. After all, you’re just a guy sitting in Toronto making fun of people on a website for expats and locals in Shanghai. Now, how sad is that?

By the way, does your online name refer to A) the candy (meaning you have as much stuffing inside your head as in the centre of a Polo-mint) or B) the fine game of Polo (meaning you’re once again hiding behind a label associated with summers at the Hampton’s or a polo-game at the Ascot Park) ?

It almost made me emotional to read about how you grew up travelling, God..you’re such an experienced person. Are you a pikey or something? Is that why your family dragged you around the world? You are quite right that I’m younger than you, and as for being wet behind the ears – maybe, but a know-it-all – hardly. Despite my young age I have already seen most of Europe, travelled India and now I live in Shanghai. Should I be impressed by the fact that you’ve lived 10 years in Europe? Hell, I’ve lived 26 years in Europe, I’m a European, but I don’t brag about it. If you thought I was some “insecure Chinese college student trying to be cool” it just shows your poor judgment. I’m not a student, and I’m certainly not insecure, and I’m not someone you can degrade by telling me you’ve seen the world, and expect some respect.

Good Lord, Polo..you know when I read about your fight for the cause of the minorities in Canada, I got all mushy. You’re a real pillar of our community aren’t you? Well you’ve obviously forgot about respect for others, cause what you were showing JohnS was far from respect. What the **** do you know about whether JohnS is liberal or not? What the **** do you know about whether the Danish people suffer from xenophobia or not? Are you living in Denmark? Are you experiencing fears of strange influences from Danes? And what the **** has Danish xenophobia got to do with JohnS’s preference for long nails and beautiful hands? If you think I don’t know the meaning of xenophobia, maybe you should try living in Shanghai for a while, and you will soon experience the real meaning of it. You know, to accuse the Danish of being xenophobic is pretty strong words from a man who lives on perhaps the most paranoid and xenophobic continent in the world at the moment. Your good neighbours in the south can teach you all about xenophobia. That is, only the ones who are aware of the fact that there actually is a world outside North America of course…

And concerning your excellent physical condition, I take your word for it man. Good for you. I’m glad you’re not sharing the faith of millions of obese americans/canadians. Nothing like an all day family picnic at Taco Belle, hey? I’ll definitely look for my future wife in North America, I’ve always liked a woman with a back that you can park a bike or rest a pint on.

As for comparing you with rednecks and hillbillies, I wasn’t talking political or regional terms. What I meant was; “Gee Bubba, you just plain stooopid”

Have a splendid day too, you old bugger.

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Posted: Sep 03, 2003 - 03:48 PM
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Michael -
Once again this website appears to be in danger of providing a vehicle for rude, ignorant and plain ol\' stooopid flamers.

I have just re-read the b1tch fight above and find it all frankly crude and detestable.

Polo / Bei_Ou : I\'m sure bothof you have your reasons, but this aint the place for such incendiary flaming.

Please quit ! Thanks

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Posted: Sep 03, 2003 - 06:54 PM
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Good suggestiong Goose.
By the way Bei ou or Bayou, I don\'t buy my liquor on line I get some of it when I am in London and some when I get to NY. If you think we use dog sleds in a city of 4 million, you are really culturally naiive. sort of the type of person who if he were white would think that chinese should stick to corner grocery stores and laundries as great business ideas. This will be my last response to you and you should realize the difference betwen arrogance and self assurance.

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Posted: Sep 03, 2003 - 09:54 PM
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Polo-mint or shall I call you Candygirl? You don\'t know when to stop, now do you? You obviously don\'t understand irony or sarcasm. It\'s perfectly ok for you to deride another person in here, but as soon as someone is standing up against you you\'re getting all girly, and stamp your feet. You\'re the kinda guy that runs out of constructive things to say very fast, and change to making condescending comments about others. Frankly speaking you\'re pathetic and you make me sick. I find it amazing that you can insinuate that I have a racist look upon the Chinese. You don\'t know anything at all about me. Do you think a white man would voluntarily move to live and work in Shanghai if he degraded Chinese culture and felt that Chinese were only good for running launderettes and corner stores? Once again you prove your lack of constructive things to say. You should also know that self assurance is often mistaken for arrogance...it\'s a simple conclusion drawn by people who cannot stand that others have more confidence than themselves.

Anyway, I think you\'ve proven your stupidity and ignorance, so it\'s ok. I don\'t plan to waste anymore time on you. You can go to bed crying now.