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acujerjer
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Location: up your butt and around the corner
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Aug 23, 2005 - 04:23 PM |
 
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Can you believe he is in his 40s?
Peter Pan. |
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SirFiddler
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Joined: Mar 30, 2004
Posts: 11500
Location: Very close to a bottle of chilled Boags
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Aug 23, 2005 - 04:24 PM |
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It's a good thing, isn't it ?
Young at heart in general , but grown up enough to travel the world, make money and be mature whenever you have to.
Quality ! |
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lancesidecar
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Joined: Jan 07, 2005
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Location: Hitsville, PRC
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Aug 23, 2005 - 04:25 PM |
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frenchlover1999
Shanghai Royalty
Joined: Sep 18, 2004
Posts: 8730
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Aug 23, 2005 - 04:53 PM |
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When I grow up I want to be like Uncle Fidel, have naked picture of me taken in seedy bars, date beautifully aged CCTV anchor women and die in a Bangok hospital in the arms of a gorgeous ladyboy. No wait a minute... I want to live in the present. I dont even go to bars, I want to date Kate Kui, avoid hospitals except for my mandatory monthly STD check and spend quality time in Obsession Bar with Annie & Ayeesha. |
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lovethemho
Reacher
Joined: Apr 27, 2005
Posts: 229
Status: Offline
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Aug 23, 2005 - 04:54 PM |
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Can't even hold his fart during sex. That's how sad when you are old. |
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SirFiddler
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Aug 23, 2005 - 04:57 PM |
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| lovethemho wrote: |
| Can't even hold his fart during sex. That's how sad when you are old. |
how would you know ? |
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frenchlover1999
Shanghai Royalty
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Aug 23, 2005 - 05:03 PM |
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Reminds me of one of my girlfriends |
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acujerjer
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Aug 23, 2005 - 05:05 PM |
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I hate when girls queef during sex. Worse, I hate when girls fart in their sleep. |
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frenchlover1999
Shanghai Royalty
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Aug 23, 2005 - 05:16 PM |
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Vaginal flatulence, yes thats what I meant!
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
(Redirected from Queef)
Vaginal flatulence is an emission of air from the vagina, often during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) cunnilingus or anal sex. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus, but does not involve waste gasses, and thus has no associated odor.
Causes and prevention
The occurrence after intercourse appears to be due to the decrease in the size of the vagina as it returns to a quiescent state when arousal ends.
Some women experience an increase in vaginal flatulence after child birth and as a result of a hysterectomy.
If this is undesirable, the chances of this occurring can be minimized: for vaginal intercourse, the outward pushing Kegel exercise can reduce the chance of it happening, as well as avoidance of sexual positions where the woman raises her hips and thighs (such as when raising the legs over the head, which helps to form a tight seal during the inward strokes.) Artificial lubrication may also help to reduce incidents.
Slang
"Queef", "kitty fart", and "vart" are all slang terms which refer to vaginal flatulence.
Pornography
The sound can also be considered erotic, and is the subject of a pornographic sub-genre.
Amazing world we live in... |
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SirFiddler
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Joined: Mar 30, 2004
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Aug 23, 2005 - 05:23 PM |
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I will form a punk rock band called "Kitty Fart and the Queefers" |
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acujerjer
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Aug 23, 2005 - 05:27 PM |
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SirFiddler
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Joined: Mar 30, 2004
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Location: Very close to a bottle of chilled Boags
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Aug 23, 2005 - 07:07 PM |
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I may end up a saddo git pouring pints in Malones : "I used to be Fidel you know...I was young and handsome and rich in those days and dated all the best looking women..." and all the newbies will think "What an old cnut". So not much will actually change then...just the circumstances. Funny old world innit ?
Heh heh heh
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not so much different to your appearances down Long Bar nowadays, eh
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SirFiddler
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Aug 23, 2005 - 07:20 PM |
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^ so another night in , tossing off to internet porn ? |
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*CheerLeader*Mao
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Joined: July 07, 2004
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Location: frenCh belgiuM
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Aug 23, 2005 - 07:40 PM |
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skill testing question.
its year 2011
mat, fiddler, edgewood and fidel will be dancing the late night shift at Wombat and pouring drinks around the bar. fidel dies his hair red, fiddler has a face tatoo, mat has changed his name to Julian P. Ousterrouge and edgewood is 335 pounds and his half kiwi/half chinese son is a bouncer at the door.
which one will be selling the forged passport i need to get into Australia? |
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MaomingMaster
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Aug 23, 2005 - 07:44 PM |
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Well done. You wrote an entire post without mentioning me.
Fidel, someone I know assures me that a few years ago you used to go around Shanghai getting punchy.
True or not? Yes or no? |
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*CheerLeader*Mao
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Aug 23, 2005 - 07:45 PM |
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well done, you took an actual 4 minutes to post after me. this is a record, or maybe you just weren't sitting at your PC. |
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MaomingMaster
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Aug 23, 2005 - 07:47 PM |
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I have been outside listening to the world sounding like it's all under water.
I just post after the thread at the top.
It's not exactly rocket science - even for someone as thick as dogshit like me.... |
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SirFiddler
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Location: Very close to a bottle of chilled Boags
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Aug 23, 2005 - 07:47 PM |
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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MaomingMaster
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Aug 23, 2005 - 07:48 PM |
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MaomingMaster
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Aug 23, 2005 - 07:49 PM |
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No, really, you look good in white.
Thanks.
Staying for dinner?
No, I have things to do.
Someone tried to kill theself today.
Just some of the sentences I've uttered today. If you want others, I have others. |
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SirFiddler
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Aug 23, 2005 - 07:51 PM |
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Give us others... |
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*CheerLeader*Mao
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Aug 23, 2005 - 07:52 PM |
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this should be a thread
i'll start it |
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SirFiddler
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Aug 23, 2005 - 07:54 PM |
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actually, aren't you two in your 40's as well ? |
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MaomingMaster
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Aug 23, 2005 - 07:54 PM |
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It was more along the lines of:
Why are you people so retarded? Can't you fukkin see, for christs sake?
And some barking noises.
A woman tried to interfere when I was asking some girl in a shop about something, so I asked her and she goes (in Chinese) 'Don't understand! Dont understand!' So, just to fcuk with her I followed her out of the shop saying arbitrary Chinese words to her.
The Chinese are a right bunch of busybodies, are they not? |
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*CheerLeader*Mao
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Aug 23, 2005 - 07:54 PM |
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i'm no where near my 40s. |
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