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Andreas
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Joined: Feb 27, 2004
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Aug 29, 2005 - 04:30 PM |
 
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When is @#$% Acceptable?
There have been only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998
and a drum roll please............!
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003 |
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SirFiddler
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Aug 29, 2005 - 04:31 PM |
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hahahahahahaha
fcuking brilliant |
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jase
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Joined: July 08, 2004
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Aug 29, 2005 - 04:34 PM |
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how about "no i said i want you to write VICTORY in Thai you FCUKING twit !!!" |
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SirFiddler
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Aug 29, 2005 - 04:39 PM |
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not so funny
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Andreas
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Aug 29, 2005 - 04:40 PM |
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