Dogisms...
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p1atl10
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July 06, 2007 - 11:56 AM |
 
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Cleaning up the files. ...thought I would pass it along to the dog lovers.
Dogisms...
* The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead
of his tongue." -Anonymous
* "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful." -Ann Landers
* "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
they went." -Will Rogers
* "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
-Ben Williams
* "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself." -Josh Billings
* "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -Andrew A. Rooney
* "We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made." -M. Facklam
* "Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate." -Sigmund Freud
*"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -James Thurber
* "I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his
water bowl." -Penny Ward Moser
* "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down." -Robert Benchley
* "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult." -Rita Rudner
* "Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current
events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of
late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard." Dave Barry
* "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
-Franklin P. Jones
* "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein
* "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a
dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
* "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -Anne Tyler
* "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein |
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Nathalie25
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July 06, 2007 - 04:53 PM |
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are you a Dogist, man ? ? ? ? ? ? ? |
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kimmie
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July 11, 2007 - 03:40 PM |
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p1atl10, awww now I really miss my choc. Lab  |
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p1atl10
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July 11, 2007 - 10:39 PM |
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Dogist thru and thru....
Worst part of being an expat is leaving my white lab at my sisters in the US. She has 2 black labs to keep the Missy-pup company though.
My sister still sort of believes I go back to the US to visit her!
She's only my sister!!! |
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kimmie
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July 12, 2007 - 07:05 AM |
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She's absolutely adorable - bordering on white for sure. Looks a lot like my Dewenthal Rodin...
No chance of bringing her over? We will volunteer free dog sitting  |
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p1atl10
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July 12, 2007 - 11:10 AM |
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Thanks for the kind offer....
But she is much better off at my sisters. Two others to get in trouble with, big yard to play in.
I am one of those that think that a big city and an apartment is no place for a big dog.
Sux for me....better for her. |
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