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Post  Posted: May 13, 2008 - 02:12 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

CK1 wrote:
Its a rather silly question DS given only two options! No one would ever answer that.

Why don't you answer it, and please notice how stupid it sounds....

Would you a). Like a blowjob from someone with herpes

or

b). shag someone you know has Aids (but with a condom so its a-ok!)


Sure.

Scenario 1 presents the choice between suffering and death - upon superficial evaluation of the choice, instinct tells me that suffering is the lesser of the two (i.e. survival over death), but it would be a hard call in reality. I'm not sure really, being forced to decide [gun to my head type of thing], I think I would probably go with the oral option - almost certain death is a scarier option than the previous.

But I don't know it's still a lose-lose any way you cut it and thus was the exercise of the question.

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Post  Posted: May 13, 2008 - 02:31 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Why was the third option not included? You know the other interesting topic you laid out for us recently - the one about the wife blaming herself for not having consented to anal sex.

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Post  Posted: May 13, 2008 - 02:35 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Sounds like a little 'resentment' is already starting to overtake logic around here.........


Here comes the emotional fall out, what happened did I hit a nerve a little too close to home in one of my posts ? Wink

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Post  Posted: May 13, 2008 - 02:38 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Nah.......you are just spoiling for a fight Smile

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Post  Posted: May 13, 2008 - 03:24 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

This looks like it's going to get good~~~~~

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both alter ego's on the topic now.....wow ~~~~
For those of you who don't know CIA=DS

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I never do meaningless things in life~~~~~~~~~~


post count: 8227 Rolling Eyes

Does anyone seriously use a condom for oral sex? If I thought the girl was that much of a risk, I can't imagine getting into it.

You've got to bag up for a one night stand. Of course.

[Unless you know, she seems like a nice sort]

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Post  Posted: May 13, 2008 - 04:49 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I wonder if there would be squeaky noises when then lubricant had been licked off - like a balloon being rubbed the wrong way eeeeuuuw....

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Post  Posted: May 13, 2008 - 06:30 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Okay, okay, okay.........

You're right again, Big B, you got me.

I'd much rather have a fake / pathetic real life and a super true / moral online life than the other way around. Rolling Eyes Laughing Rolling Eyes Laughing Rolling Eyes

All those in favor of a fake real life and a real online life, please sound off........








[thunderous sound of a million crickets in the background chirping to your success..... ]

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like I said before.....you guys need a "boys room".......

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Post  Posted: May 13, 2008 - 06:58 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

yawn......

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Post  Posted: May 16, 2008 - 06:34 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Okay...back to the question.

I'd have to go with the bag in hips 'nstead of nothin' and lipps.


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Post  Posted: May 16, 2008 - 06:49 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Swiss-James wrote:
Nathalie25 wrote:


I never do meaningless things in life~~~~~~~~~~


post count: 8227 Rolling Eyes

Does anyone seriously use a condom for oral sex? If I thought the girl was that much of a risk, I can't imagine getting into it.

You've got to bag up for a one night stand. Of course.

[Unless you know, she seems like a nice sort]


I never had one night stand in my life, cause this is meaningless, you guys are fool~~~~~~~~~~

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Post  Posted: May 16, 2008 - 08:35 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

lucar wrote:
Okay...back to the question.

Having cawt herpes from an unprotected mouth when I was 11.5 years old getting a blojob behind the west hollywood library after school and having dated people with full blow aids (not just carriers of the HIV virus) and staying totally HIV negative myself, I'd have to go with the bag in hips 'nstead of nothin' and lipps. There is nothing like squirming around your desk, crotch on fire in the 6th grade afraid to bounce around in Jazz dance for fear of further chafing... Price of being a pre-teen slut.


So much information, so little time..... Shocked

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Post  Posted: May 18, 2008 - 09:42 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^Well...I guess that was a conversation stopper. I do have a bit of an overshare problem. So solly. I'll edit. Perhaps I can suggest you do the same.
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Post  Posted: May 18, 2008 - 09:48 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^ Edit.... (aka: censorship)... hahahahah that's a good one.

No, I say want I mean and I mean what I say. Wink

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^Okie dokie. I don't care. I was just trying to save your topic. As you know if you've met me in person...I'm quite the open-book. Say all you want and mean it.
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Post  Posted: May 19, 2008 - 07:51 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

One question for DS is one your wife and one your girlfriend.?

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Post  Posted: May 19, 2008 - 08:25 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

This isn't a personal example, they never are, but hell Snappy for the sake of argument, sure....... that makes it more interesting doesn't it ? Wink

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