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ichbinani
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June 27, 2008 - 11:49 AM |
 
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Mine first,
My man is a German. He felt surprised to see that i have cover for everything. I made my favourite books paper book cover, I coverd sofa with sofa cover, i covered the remote control with a plastic bag. His comment is everything in China wore a condomn!
Once, i bought a new mobile phone. He wanted to remove the plastic cover away! I just rushed to him and got it away from his hands.
He asked me with a smile" dear,,, why do you want to put a condomn for your mobile...?" It is obvious. because it is brand-new, because i want to protect it... anyway, i just told him " because it is still a virgin!..." |
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underh20
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June 27, 2008 - 03:16 PM |
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Yours last, too. Please. |
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CoffeeHawk_0
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June 27, 2008 - 04:20 PM |
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I am from Belgium, and my wife is from Finland. The other day we were repairing her scooter, a Hunan Vespamatic with a 13C-77r engine. On rainy days, the engine sputters and coughs like hc in a room full of transexuals. I asked her to hand me a 12mm Gangly wrench so I could remove the fillibuster sprocket from leaking diode. She smiles and says "sprocket! I thought you said 'socket!'". We must have laughed for 15 minutes. |
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underh20
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June 27, 2008 - 04:26 PM |
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| I am from Belgium, and my wife is from Finland. The other day we were repairing her scooter, a Hunan Vespamatic with a 13C-77r engine. On rainy days, the engine sputters and coughs like hc in a room full of transexuals. I asked her to hand me a 12mm Gangly wrench so I could remove the fillibuster sprocket from leaking diode. She smiles and says "sprocket! I thought you said 'socket!'". We must have laughed for 15 minutes. |
Please tell us when we should start laughing.  |
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CoffeeHawk_0
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June 27, 2008 - 04:53 PM |
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ah ah ah, everyone knows that the 13B engines were socketless. They combined various parts into the same housing so save on hardware and assembly time. The mufflers and bearings were combined into a muffler bearing assembly, the vulvashaft and the lobotmy valve were both placed in the dry sump (the prototype models had them in a wet sump, but this caused the input-output bracket to go kaput). |
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underh20
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June 27, 2008 - 05:00 PM |
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| ah ah ah, everyone knows that the 13B engines were socketless. They combined various parts into the same housing so save on hardware and assembly time. The mufflers and bearings were combined into a muffler bearing assembly, the vulvashaft and the lobotmy valve were both placed in the dry sump (the prototype models had them in a wet sump, but this caused the input-output bracket to go kaput). |
Oh, now I get it. |
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hc
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Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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June 27, 2008 - 05:03 PM |
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| CoffeeHawk_0 wrote: |
| I am from Belgium, and my wife is from Finland. The other day we were repairing her scooter, a Hunan Vespamatic with a 13C-77r engine. On rainy days, the engine sputters and coughs like hc in a room full of transexuals. I asked her to hand me a 12mm Gangly wrench so I could remove the fillibuster sprocket from leaking diode. She smiles and says "sprocket! I thought you said 'socket!'". We must have laughed for 15 minutes. |
Ah, I am REALLY getting under your skin now am I not coffeedork?
Hey, how is your tong ren lu hooker of a girlfriend doing. I heard she "found a new job"?
Totally unrelated thread in a section that I dont even visit and he tries to squeeze one in, hahaha, how pathetic. Somebody sent me a pm mentioning how much of a dikwad you are for that.
Pathetic. |
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lucar
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June 27, 2008 - 10:12 PM |
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| the lobotmy valve |
^Do you know where I can go to get one of these installed? |
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p1atl10
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Joined: Mar 18, 2005
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June 27, 2008 - 11:53 PM |
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you can have mine...after 3 1/2 years in China I do not the the help anymore.
Comes naturally... |
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CoffeeHawk_0
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June 28, 2008 - 09:53 AM |
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Ah, I am REALLY getting under your skin now am I not coffeedork?
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what's the matter princess, you can dish it out but you can't take it? |
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realtrueblue
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June 30, 2008 - 01:48 PM |
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| I am from Belgium, and ... |
Really ?
Are you a belgian then ?
Do they still exist ?
I was told that long ago,
Jules Destrée in a letter addressed to the king wrote:
"Sire, il n’y a pas de Belges"
(Sire, there are no Belgians) |
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SnappySammy
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Joined: Nov 01, 2007
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June 30, 2008 - 09:54 PM |
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| CoffeeHawk_0 wrote: |
| ah ah ah, everyone knows that the 13B engines were socketless. They combined various parts into the same housing so save on hardware and assembly time. The mufflers and bearings were combined into a muffler bearing assembly, the vulvashaft and the lobotmy valve were both placed in the dry sump (the prototype models had them in a wet sump, but this caused the input-output bracket to go kaput). |
Of couse everyone except The good Dr. Under Knows that 13B engines were socketless..... I just have one question "What is a Hunan Vespamatic" It it one of those things that" Chops ,Dices Slices"  |
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ChicoStateDisciple
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July 01, 2008 - 12:40 AM |
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Dating a Black girl a couple years back we go home and my grandfather is there. We start talk with him and then he looks away and says to my gf. "i miss my n**** friend" (His old black friend from HS died about a year before.)
Needless to say this did not go over well with my GF. I had to spend the rest of the night reassuring her I am not racist and my family is not racist.
A month later I broke up with her. (we were young and these things happen) She replies Says "Its cause I am black, right"
God damn senile old people. you love family but come on. |
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realtrueblue
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July 01, 2008 - 09:53 AM |
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^ do you really believe that story yourself ?
a girl that breaks up because of one single word of your grandfather ?
did she came from another planet ? |
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ChicoStateDisciple
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July 01, 2008 - 10:25 AM |
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Read it man....
I broke up with her a a week or a month later...
I did it cause I was 18 and wanted to f other girls...
She was upset so she pulled the race card...
My other minority Friends gave me a hard time about it... |
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armie
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Joined: Sep 22, 2005
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Location: Shanghai, PRC
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July 01, 2008 - 10:59 AM |
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| I am from Belgium, and my wife is from Finland. The other day we were repairing her scooter, a Hunan Vespamatic with a 13C-77r engine. On rainy days, the engine sputters and coughs like hc in a room full of transexuals. I asked her to hand me a 12mm Gangly wrench so I could remove the fillibuster sprocket from leaking diode. She smiles and says "sprocket! I thought you said 'socket!'". We must have laughed for 15 minutes. |
LOL It's funny because it's true! |
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myghare
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Joined: May 23, 2008
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July 04, 2008 - 10:11 PM |
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Hi
You are not clear with your thoughts, will you give more information. So I can help you out in this matter. |
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FooJay
Joined: June 17, 2005
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July 06, 2008 - 09:06 AM |
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myghare,
I notice you have been posting from a lsit of about 10 standard, no content replies.
Now take your list and disappear......please |
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Nathalie25
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July 06, 2008 - 03:28 PM |
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bloomark
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July 08, 2008 - 12:47 PM |
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yeah, over~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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