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Post 3Posted: July 31, 2008 - 07:27 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: Illicit Sex

Illicit sex is like roasted sweet potato in the old Chinese saying,"Having it isn't as good as not having it.The smell is better than the taste. When you smell it, you feel you must have one, but once you actually sink your teeth into it, you find it's not really anything special.

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Post  Posted: July 31, 2008 - 07:34 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Illicit: Not sanctioned by custom or law; unlawful.
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Sex: Hide the salamy; intercourse ; penis in vagina ; good
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salami; long hard sausage; sandwich; after sex; good

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Bougie, platty.. please be a little more careful how you write..I have pictures of my kids on my computer

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Post  Posted: Aug 01, 2008 - 01:21 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

You mean you're watching your kids' pictures on the computer, then reading the above posts and making connections between them? Ewwww!

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Bougie, platty.. please be a little more careful how you write..I have pictures of my kids on my computer
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Post  Posted: Aug 01, 2008 - 03:47 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

GROSS.................

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rayne wrote:
You mean you're watching your kids' pictures on the computer, then reading the above posts and making connections between them? Ewwww!

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Bougie, platty.. please be a little more careful how you write..I have pictures of my kids on my computer


Stupid is as stupid does....
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Post  Posted: Aug 02, 2008 - 05:15 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I am confused. What was the original question in this forum?
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Post  Posted: Aug 02, 2008 - 05:42 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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Illicit sex is like roasted sweet potato in the old Chinese saying,"Having it isn't as good as not having it.The smell is better than the taste. When you smell it, you feel you must have one, but once you actually sink your teeth into it, you find it's not really anything special.

--------Ch'ien Chung-shu"Fortress Besieged"


Then why not break down the fortress wall?

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