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Post  Posted: July 19, 2008 - 09:57 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Wink Time to announce the winner, boys and girls.

The finalists =

* Yu888:
"Say that you had actually ordered it to invite her to dinner but since she doesn't approve youa re devestated and will have to eat it all by yourself...or maybe just consume the whole bottle of wine."

*bored engineer:
"You should shut the door, strip out of your clothes, then enter into the hallway to pay for your meal."

*mrl:
"g) Drag your table and a chair to the hallway, put them facing her open door, comsume your meal and continue order in expensive wine/liquor all night, while also f) completely ignore her.

Make sure she overhear how much you pay for every order and continue with f). End the night with "massage" home service-style and do not enter your room until the masseuse has arrived. Having the "massage" in the hallway is crossing the line. "

gazza:
"Tell her thatyour dog is a fussy eater and that he won't eat his pasta without a bowl of wine."

...and the winner is mrl who adds a certain class to his suggestion with the advice not to cross the line by having the massage in the hallway.

To claim your prize, PM me as soon as you notice a book with the given title on the shelves. Rolling Eyes
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Post  Posted: July 23, 2008 - 09:25 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

THREAD LOCKED

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Post  Posted: Aug 04, 2008 - 12:10 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

jeannie5 wrote:
so what are their reactions when you try to peek at what they've got in their grocery bags or cart?
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Post  Posted: Aug 04, 2008 - 12:57 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Tell her to **** off and mind her own business. She sounds like a pathetic busy body.
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Post  Posted: Aug 04, 2008 - 10:44 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

puhlease ---paleese

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