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oh_the_darkness
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Joined: Apr 17, 2008
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July 21, 2008 - 07:06 AM |
 
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| texasgirl wrote: |
OTD,
F*ck Off, D*ckhead.
God Bless the great State of Texas. |
Wow, you're sensitive.
For a redneck.
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texasgirl
Barker
Joined: Aug 20, 2007
Posts: 198
Location: Austin, Glasgow, Shanghai
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July 21, 2008 - 08:14 AM |
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Sorry, was feeling a bit homesick yesterday and you struck a nerve. That Shrub in the White House has the world thinking that all people from Texas are "big-mouth, know-it-all's" and we're not, really. Just because we know-it-all and like to talk about it.........
Fifty lashes with a wet noodle for me. |
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Buzzd
PopStar
Joined: Jan 30, 2008
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July 21, 2008 - 12:34 PM |
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That Shrub in the White House
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Sorry, and sadly, but therein lies the problem. You're beautiful state has been championing that Shrub for far too long. Guffawing at his jokes, kow-towing to his good old boy charm, and going out of its way to polish his silver spoon at every opportunity. You not only sat back and watched him begin his raping of the world, you encouraged it in every possible way.
That said, in spite of all of the Lone Star's physical beauty, and its wonderful culture and history, I am resigned to continue with my ways. No offense. Fu** Texas. |
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SnappySammy
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Joined: Nov 01, 2007
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July 23, 2008 - 09:02 PM |
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| Sort of like New York folks who talk funny.... |
Yo Mudder Fcuker I'm reading this thread having some laughs..Then Bang I get hit between the eyes by Platty...you to Platty...ok I would expect a shot about New York from Mat....But You....
I need a Carvel... |
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SnappySammy
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Joined: Nov 01, 2007
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July 23, 2008 - 09:04 PM |
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| ^ Hee, hee, hee, someone need to explain what a cock is? |
I have been told a Cock has to be 8 inches or more...anything less is called a Pee Pee.. |
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puhlease
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Joined: July 23, 2008
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July 24, 2008 - 12:32 PM |
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Then by that logic there are no cocks in China? |
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p1atl10
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Joined: Mar 18, 2005
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Location: Shanghai
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July 24, 2008 - 01:58 PM |
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Then Bang I get hit between the eyes by Platty...you to Platty...ok I would expect a shot about New York from Mat....But You....
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Carvels on me!
Cheap shot....yes.
Fun to take? Yup! |
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SnappySammy
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July 25, 2008 - 11:25 PM |
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My count IOU 8 Carvels YOM 6 Carvels.....but who's counting |
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SnappySammy
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July 25, 2008 - 11:26 PM |
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| puhlease wrote: |
| Then by that logic there are no cocks in China? |
Why would you say that? |
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SnappySammy
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Joined: Nov 01, 2007
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Aug 08, 2008 - 08:14 PM |
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| sienna wrote: |
hmmmmmmm
I always just put toilet paper on the seat, that should be enough right? |
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