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ThomasCaron
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Aug 16, 2008 - 04:11 PM |
 
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| woaihuan wrote: |
| Neither can we. |
 Want to make a wager? My passport as proof? |
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woaihuan
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Aug 16, 2008 - 04:19 PM |
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Passport?!
That's what the Chinese used as proof that the 13 year old gymnasts were 15 years old. |
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ThomasCaron
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Aug 16, 2008 - 04:25 PM |
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^ I saw that one coming. Afraid to take the bet? I don't want to rob you, so let's say 1000 RMB. US passport, birth certificate and driver's license for proof that I am the age I say I am. |
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Bohica
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Aug 16, 2008 - 08:54 PM |
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| flyingjack wrote: |
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| What makes a guy good in bed? The same thing that makes anyone good at anything: years of experience. |
how many years? 50 years makes a perfect guy in bed. |
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| ThomasCaron wrote: |
| What makes a guy good in bed? The same thing that makes anyone good at anything: years of experience. |
After years the tact is there but you need viagra  |
Ha-ha. Pushing 57, friends. . . still look like I'm in my thirties - and so far no need for vitamin V. (Knock on wood!  ) |
Gee! Not too full of himself now is he? |
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ThomasCaron
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Aug 16, 2008 - 09:03 PM |
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^ Damn straight. |
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jmg06shanghai
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Aug 17, 2008 - 02:07 AM |
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So, she embellishes reality by a day under 2 decades to make him feel good ... as long as they're happy with their little mutual fantasy land.  |
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ThomasCaron
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Aug 17, 2008 - 03:25 AM |
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"O, beware, my lord, of jealousy.
It is the green-eyed monster, that does mock
The meat it feeds on."
We're off-topic, for which I am to blame. My apologies. (Must be dat ol' full moon!) PM me, woaihuan, if you want to put your money where your mouth is.
Maintaining radio silence from now on. |
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SnappySammy
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Aug 17, 2008 - 10:09 AM |
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WHO COLORS YOUR HAIR |
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Kiwi
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57, but everybody guesses I'm 56. . . |
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liquid_f0rc3
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Aug 21, 2008 - 12:29 AM |
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is there such a thing as "talent" in sex?? no ****, i've dated really nice guys but when in bed, i'd just lie there and pray that it ends fast (which thank god it usually did:P) so i started thinking that they just weren't talented:P |
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Nathalie25
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so women are weak in sex, I think~~~~~ |
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Nathalie25
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I am also weak in it, I never learned it~~~~~~ |
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yingying236
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Aug 22, 2008 - 10:12 AM |
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women r always whinging on about this crap.
i just dont get it. u stick ur dick in them, voila!
ive never had any complaints and the only thing im gonna lick is their arse with a whip. hell, i dont even like getting my fingers dirty.
but i have been told (occassionally women i havent paid( that im dynamite in the sack.
so is their no hope for guys without a huge cock and insatiable labido? |
you are joking about not giving head right?
you are seriously missing out. if you give head first she is much more aroused and then when you put it in its 1 million times better.
btw disturbing thing my mother said to me today. white women have loose vaginas but if a chinese women keeps her vagina in good condition it will stay like a virgins.
shes so against sex before marriage. she almost died when she found out i wasnt a virgin and gave me so much grief. but she keeps asking and telling me weird things. a while back she asked if my bf was sexual as he has a beard as her father told her guys with beards were sexual. wtf |
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puertodemalaga
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Aug 22, 2008 - 10:23 AM |
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"btw disturbing thing my mother said to me today. white women have loose vaginas"
did your mother say smth interesting about white women a@@holes? 
"but if a chinese women keeps her vagina in good condition it will stay like a virgins"
does she know how to keep a loose vagina in a good condition for jewish woman?
merci mille fois |
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Kiwi
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Aug 22, 2008 - 12:23 PM |
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It's not easy keeping one's vagina in good condition. |
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treespirit
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Aug 22, 2008 - 02:48 PM |
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G-spot. Learn about it, then find it. |
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