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Post  Posted: Oct 06, 2008 - 08:12 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: Reggies nipper on the loose

Attaboy :

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7649876.stm

Boy fed zoo reptiles to crocodile


The boy was caught on security camera at the reptile centre
A seven-year-old boy has been filmed going on the rampage at a popular zoo in Australia, killing rare reptiles and feeding live ones to a crocodile.
Footage from the security cameras at Alice Springs Reptile Centre caught the child smiling as he killed a total of 13 animals.
During his 30-minute spree, he was seen hurling the animals over the security fence into the crocodile enclosure.
Zoo officials described the boy's actions as "unbelievable".
They are considering suing the parents as the boy is too young to be prosecuted.
'Difficult to replace'
The attack happened on Wednesday morning after the boy entered the zoo by jumping over the security fence and evading sensor alarms.
Over the next half hour, he bludgeoned some of the animals to death with stones and hurled others over the two fences surrounding the crocodile enclosure.
At one point, he tried scaling the outer enclosure himself to get to "Terry", the 11ft (3.3m) saltwater crocodile.
A turtle, four Western blue-tongued lizards, two bearded dragons, two thorny devil lizards and the zoo's 20-year-old goanna were among those killed.
Zoo director Rex Neindorf said many of the animals were rare or mature and would be difficult to replace.
"The fact a seven-year-old can wreak so much havoc in such a short time, it's unbelievable," he told Reuters news agency.
Mr Neindorf said the boy had "clammed up" when questioned by police.
As children under the age of 10 cannot be held accountable for their actions in the Northern Territory, the zoo would be seeking to take action against the parents.
"We'll be looking at suing the parents, who were supposedly in control of him at the time," he said.

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Post  Posted: Oct 06, 2008 - 08:49 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Read this a few days ago..

Feed him to the crocodile, the throw his parents in too..

Little b*stard!!!

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Post  Posted: Oct 06, 2008 - 10:03 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Little turd. He needs a flogging.
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Post  Posted: Oct 06, 2008 - 10:06 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

What the hell!

First it's reptiles, next it's humans. :S

I say, lock the little f*cker up.
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Post  Posted: Oct 06, 2008 - 10:17 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

He's 7 !! He can't even be charged.

I read that the parents are getting sued by the park.

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Post  Posted: Oct 06, 2008 - 10:19 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

needs a good kick up the arse.
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Post  Posted: Oct 07, 2008 - 01:54 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

mat wrote:
He's 7 !! He can't even be charged.

I read that the parents are getting sued by the park.


Irresponsible parents, and nasty little child..

I should it costs them an arm and a leg, literally Twisted Evil Wink

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mat wrote:
He's 7 !! He can't even be charged.

I read that the parents are getting sued by the park.


hey superbrain, you probably read this in the article i posted above...


but seriously, what is wrong with this world....
7 year old kids chucking amphibias into a crocodile pit...when i was seven the only amphibia i knew was the catholics priest trouser snake

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Post  Posted: Oct 07, 2008 - 03:16 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

haha. yeah, sorry, i read it in your article.

I heard Reggie was dipping his trouser snake in honey. Did your catholic priest do the same to entice you into the honey pot?

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mat wrote:
haha. yeah, sorry, i read it in your article.

I heard Reggie was dipping his trouser snake in honey. Did your catholic priest do the same to entice you into the honey pot?


this is bringing back bad memories of my confession in the Vatican. Stop and cease immediately!
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Post  Posted: Oct 07, 2008 - 09:28 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

The poor crocodile was a vegetarian before the boy got there.
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Post  Posted: Oct 07, 2008 - 10:47 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I thought dragons were make believe?

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Post  Posted: Oct 07, 2008 - 02:25 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Just as well the little bugger didn't get into the Drop Bear enclosure

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imagine the little shitter makes it to terry the 11ft saltwater crocodile. it would the the zoo now getting their asses sued off

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Reminds me of this old poem:

Albert and the Lion


There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool,
That's noted for fresh air and fun,
And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom
Went there with young Albert, their son.

A grand little lad was young Albert,
All dressed in his best; quite a swell
With a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle,
The finest that Woolworth's could sell.

They didn't think much of the Ocean:
The waves, they were fiddlin' and small,
There was no wrecks and nobody drownded,
Fact, nothing to laugh at at all.

So, seeking for further amusement,
They paid and went into the Zoo,
Where they'd Lions and Tigers and Camels,
And old ale and sandwiches too.

There were one great big Lion called Wallace;
His nose were all covered with scars -
He lay in a somnolent posture,
With the side of his face on the bars.

Now Albert had heard about Lions,
How they was ferocious and wild -
To see Wallace lying so peaceful,
Well, it didn't seem right to the child.

So straightway the brave little feller,
Not showing a morsel of fear,
Took his stick with its 'orse's 'ead 'andle
And pushed it in Wallace's ear.

You could see that the Lion didn't like it,
For giving a kind of a roll,
He pulled Albert inside the cage with 'im,
And swallowed the little lad 'ole.

Then Pa, who had seen the occurrence,
And didn't know what to do next,
Said 'Mother! Yon Lion's 'et Albert',
And Mother said 'Well, I am vexed!'

Then Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom -
Quite rightly, when all's said and done -
Complained to the Animal Keeper,
That the Lion had eaten their son.

The keeper was quite nice about it;
He said 'What a nasty mishap.
Are you sure that it's your boy he's eaten?'
Pa said "Am I sure? There's his cap!'

The manager had to be sent for.
He came and he said 'What's to do?'
Pa said 'Yon Lion's 'et Albert,
'And 'im in his Sunday clothes, too.'

Then Mother said, 'Right's right, young feller;
I think it's a shame and a sin,
For a lion to go and eat Albert,
And after we've paid to come in.'

The manager wanted no trouble,
He took out his purse right away,
Saying 'How much to settle the matter?'
And Pa said "What do you usually pay?'

But Mother had turned a bit awkward
When she thought where her Albert had gone.
She said 'No! someone's got to be summonsed' -
So that was decided upon.

Then off they went to the P'lice Station,
In front of the Magistrate chap;
They told 'im what happened to Albert,
And proved it by showing his cap.

The Magistrate gave his opinion
That no one was really to blame
And he said that he hoped the Ramsbottoms
Would have further sons to their name.

At that Mother got proper blazing,
'And thank you, sir, kindly,' said she.
'What waste all our lives raising children
To feed ruddy Lions? Not me!'

Marriott Edgar

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Eviel Knieval is going to do his most dangerous stunt yet......... He's going to walk across the Vatican dressed as an altar boy!!!
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Post  Posted: Oct 07, 2008 - 08:56 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Friggin hell. Even though i'm still denying the little bastard is mine, i tied him up to the tree in the backyard and gave him a staple gun to play with.

The little mongrel somehow got loose (like his old man) and done this. Friggin fuzz are trying to make me punish him and make me pay compmentsation.

GET STUFFED

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Post  Posted: Oct 08, 2008 - 04:32 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I heard he was once punished for nude running at circus showtime.

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