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jeffinflorida
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Dec 16, 2008 - 04:34 PM |
 
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Here's my dilemma: This is a true story but some names have been changed to protect the innocent...
About 5 days ago I was walking back to my home from the nearby village market where I brought a bag of oranges. Whilst this is not uncommon, a very attractive girl came up to say hello and asked me if I ever go dancing at a local club. I live in an area with 3 major universities and there are 30k+ students around so the village is always flooded with girls at all times of the day. It was about 1pm this day.
She asked me where I was from and if I was a teacher at the school I was heading to and I said yes. I asked her where she was going and she said the internet cafe that we walked by.
I said by and kept walking.
I have had these random encounters many times, I'm sure we all do.
Fast forward. Friday night. My steady girlfriend of 8 months is i n her room, didn't want to come over. I am HAPPILY playing Xbox in my room, laying on the couch. There's a knock on the door. I put some pants on ( like to play Xbox in my Fruit of the Looms - and guess who is there! This attractive 22 year old girl. At my door.
So I invite her in. She asks me if I want to go dancing. I say no, not tonight, I am playing Xbox.
So she sits on my couch and we chat. Her English is ok. She's a 3rd year student at my school, but not in my program.
After about 1/2 hour I figure What The Hell, lets put some moves on her. Ok no kiss, bad sign... Hands up her shirt Good sign I ask her if its ok, she says yes. So the hands start to wander... Um the rack is nice and not fake...
One hour later we are in my bed! Oh baby baby...
Come 11 I kind of want her to leave so I can go back to Xbox... I was playing Call Of Duty World At War... Love to kill Nazis...
She says ok I will sleep here tonight. I say ok...
Well guess what I had for breakfast the next morning...
So she leaves later on the day. I have NO CLUE what her name is and don't have her phone number but I gave her mine.
I spend the day with my girlfriend, who is totally on the rag with her attitude... And go back home.
The next day... A knock at my door! Guess who's back! She comes over, spends the night yet again... This has gone on almost every night since I met her. She comes over, watches tv, eats, showers, does me, and either leaves or spends the night.
After 5 days, I still don't know her name or WHAT SHE WANTS. I am sure she has an angle, don’t they all?
Does she want money? A Visa? Clothes? New phone? Don’t know yet. I can tell you she is attractive, loves to be held and cuddled, and sleeps 14 hours a day – when she is not watching tv.
What to do? I have 2 girlfriends already… Wasn’t really looking for a third.
Maybe I need to post this on a new thread… |
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Dec 16, 2008 - 04:43 PM |
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Tell her you have the bad AIDS. |
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Andreas
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Dec 16, 2008 - 04:43 PM |
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Mate, it seems your life starts to become a bit complicated.  |
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Dec 16, 2008 - 04:47 PM |
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Do you hear 70s porn music? |
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CrystalRock
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Dec 16, 2008 - 05:06 PM |
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I enjoyed reading your story. Looking foward to what happens next ... |
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ms_dior
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Dec 16, 2008 - 05:09 PM |
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gosh
from a girl's point of view, she is a bit weird...so what do u guys talk or no talk at all?
i think she may just wanna do u....
try to refuse her one time and see what she reacts
girls are girls, we are emotional...and u d better be prepared for any possible emergency... |
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ms_dior
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Dec 16, 2008 - 05:09 PM |
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| CrystalRock wrote: |
| I enjoyed reading your story. Looking foward to what happens next ... |
me toooo hehe |
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ms_dior
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Dec 16, 2008 - 05:14 PM |
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is ' peace2009 ' around?
no fight no offensive, what do u think about it? |
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Swiss-James
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Dec 16, 2008 - 05:29 PM |
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Hmm that's a tough one. Can we see a photo of her tits? |
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ms_dior
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Dec 16, 2008 - 05:32 PM |
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i guess this poor guy must be HOT ... cos he has 2 gf already and now..3rd potential one..
am i right |
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jeffinflorida
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Dec 16, 2008 - 05:43 PM |
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| ms_dior wrote: |
i guess this poor guy must be HOT ... cos he has 2 gf already and now..3rd potential one..
am i right |
Um in my humble opinion, some days maybe, but most days not. When I exercise and drop down about 10-15 lbs I look much better, but hot... No.
Come on, I'm 46, 6'2" but most foreigners peg my age at 30 to 35, and about 260 lbs I would guess.. Chinese in general have no clue. I told this girl I was 40, just to keep it simple. |
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BONNIE
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Dec 16, 2008 - 05:50 PM |
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Maybe just a hot shower and a warm place to spend the night ? It's freezing in these student dormitories  |
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ms_dior
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Dec 16, 2008 - 05:52 PM |
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oh oh...
are u actually the one in your display picture?? |
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findus
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Dec 16, 2008 - 05:56 PM |
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Why the hell are you complaining!? Enjoy it! |
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jeffinflorida
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Dec 16, 2008 - 05:58 PM |
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oh oh...
are u actually the one in your display picture?? |
That's Charles Manson, a famous American compatriot. |
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jeffinflorida
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Dec 16, 2008 - 06:08 PM |
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| Hmm that's a tough one. Can we see a photo of her tits? |
I will try... And you are not the first guy to ask this... And they ARE nice tities... |
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CrystalRock
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Dec 16, 2008 - 06:18 PM |
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| I'm 46, 6'2" but most foreigners peg my age at 30 to 35, and about 260 lbs |
With this height and weight, I can imagine the big tummy. |
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ms_dior
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Dec 16, 2008 - 06:37 PM |
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this behavior is definitely a big odd
1) she just wanna to be with u and satisfy her desire
2) she might have AIDs and wanna spend the limited time with a guy before she dies
3) she is just a Sex addict
4) a conspiracy with one of your gf to check your loyalty and then she gets addicted on u
5) she brought a DV and type record everything u guys did and then do a blackmail
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anyway, i think u should try to refuse her once and see what happen ... let s say TONIGHT |
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jeffinflorida
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Dec 16, 2008 - 06:45 PM |
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| anyway, i think u should try to refuse her once and see what happen ... let s say TONIGHT |
Refuse SEX? What am I retarded or gay? (Seinfeld disclaimer - there is nothing wrong with being gay or retarded.) |
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sienna
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Dec 16, 2008 - 06:49 PM |
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hahahaha are you good at sex? pm me
that was a joke
maybe she just wants more experience, and she enjoys sex. |
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zerg
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Dec 16, 2008 - 08:15 PM |
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3 univer. guess its yangpu district....or SH suburb
there is some guess
1. she is lonely...thats for sure
2 her attractiveness is only among laowai,
3 she is curious about white ppl and the sex
4 young girl nowaday likes to date old guy...she dont care nothing.about future
none of above harms.... |
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jeffinflorida
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Dec 16, 2008 - 10:24 PM |
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So far no requests for anything but tonight she came by around 6. Sat and watched prison break on my computer till around 930 when I told her I had work to do. Damn she looked angry when I told her no more tv on the computer tonight. Sher said she will stay the night so she can watch tv / computer till late, i told her no. |
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bloomark
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Dec 16, 2008 - 10:51 PM |
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Have an ask about her offer and take up on her offer and let her into your room and...... 
All condition her look and body, of course. |
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p1atl10
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Dec 17, 2008 - 09:07 AM |
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jeffinflorida...
No offense mate....you seem to be a pretty decent sort on most of the posts here.
Just want to check on the English Teachers Checklist of Low Moral Character
- You are an old slightly paunchy white guy
- You are a teacher at a University
- You have a steady girlfriend...who I assume has some sort of emotional commitment from you....or thinks there is that from you?
- You are banging a 22 year old student at that same University.
Hmmm....Seems you have most of it nailed.
Congrats for continuing in the fine tradition of English Teachers here.....
Jeesh |
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Juan_Tamad
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Dec 17, 2008 - 09:08 AM |
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Just enjoy ..
Its one of the non-monetary perks of being a "native" English speaking teacher in shanghai. |
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