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RussianBear
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Yeah, a want to be..  |
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bougie
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Reggin
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Jan 02, 2009 - 08:20 PM |
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I do not think this belongs to "Questions and Answers", although there is some rhetoric question "Do you want to be a English Teacher?"... |
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ziccawei
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Jan 02, 2009 - 08:25 PM |
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Maybe the question should be - 'Who the **** wants to be an English teacher?' |
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underh20
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Joined: Sep 27, 2006
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Jan 02, 2009 - 08:32 PM |
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I'm really disappointed with the calibre of people on SHexpat these days. There was a time when a thread like this would have had at least twenty serious flames within the first 10 minutes. |
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ziccawei
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Jan 02, 2009 - 08:35 PM |
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^ See me for punctuation, boy! |
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underh20
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Jan 02, 2009 - 08:37 PM |
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^ Huh? |
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ziccawei
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Jan 02, 2009 - 08:39 PM |
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Oh I don't know. Probably no errors. Gag backfiring on me...
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BitterExpat
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Joined: Feb 11, 2007
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Jan 02, 2009 - 08:47 PM |
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| YuYang, a professional foreign language training school in Qingpu district Shanghai, is continuously looking for English teachers. Interested foreigners with standard pronunciation and language teaching experience please send resume to hawkingxu@msn.com and lihengxiong@sina.com, or contact at 13764741992. Salary will be based on teacher's comtribution to the school. |
I'm 2nd generation Vietnamese American, but I can pass for Thai. I've several years expereince as a teacher in a public school in the USA. Will I have problems getting hired? I already have my L-visa if that makes things easier for you. |
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SHstormtrooper
Reacher
Joined: Sep 18, 2008
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Jan 02, 2009 - 09:11 PM |
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I know a crystal meth junkie who'd be well suited for this position. I think he's just been taken off the paedophile list as well.
Just your normal average candidate for a teaching post. |
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Mister_happy
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Jan 02, 2009 - 09:28 PM |
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This must be a sign of:
1.The reduced numbers of expats in Shanghai.
2.The stricter controls on Visa's.
Theses two added together has reduced the number of Ėnglish Teachers" in Shanghai, about time too.
Maybe the Expat Pubs will have to reduce the price of their Beer if the number of expats has fallen so much!!! |
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ziccawei
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Jan 02, 2009 - 09:49 PM |
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The population of white people in Shanghai will become greatly diminished in Shanghai be they teachers, engineers, sales managers or horse jockeys. And bloody hooray to that. |
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SHstormtrooper
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Jan 02, 2009 - 10:03 PM |
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Yes, I hope the top end managers get sent home so I can get their jobs, if I can get half their salary that's still 10 times more than what I'm on. I've already seen what they do, flail their arms around when things are behind and pat people on the shoulder when things are going well for a 6 figure RMB monthly salary. Doesn't take that much talent, I took drama lessons in my teens.
If I can grab a manager position, I'd charge cheaper than their family allowance, plus ayi, plus company car, plus some stupid amounts of benefits so they're more "comfortable" here.
Easy!!! gimme that role for a high end 5 figure RMB monthly salary  |
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Mister_happy
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Jan 02, 2009 - 10:05 PM |
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Not all expats are "White"! We come in other colours! |
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bloomark
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Joined: Apr 28, 2008
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Jan 02, 2009 - 10:06 PM |
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Ah, being an English teacher in any school in China, even in the whole Eastern Asian area, is definitely the first option for those incompetent expats who are incapable to find a decent job back home. |
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jeffinflorida
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Jan 02, 2009 - 10:07 PM |
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I'm in, do I get to sleep with the students? |
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jeffinflorida
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Jan 02, 2009 - 10:09 PM |
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| bloomark wrote: |
| Ah, being an English teacher in any school in China, even in the whole Eatern Asian area, is definitely the first option for those incompetent expats who are incapable to find a decent job back home. |
There's jobs back home? Really? Did The Magic Negro fix things already? |
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bloomark
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Jan 02, 2009 - 10:16 PM |
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You know, in my point of view, most of the expats who are tending to be an English teacher in China are just taking advantage of being a native speaker, which is obviously not based on their extra endeavor and effort, because they are completely incompetent. |
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jeffinflorida
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Jan 02, 2009 - 10:20 PM |
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| You know, in my point of view, most of the expats who are tending to be an English teacher in China are just taking advantage of being a native speaker, which is obviously not based on their extra endeavor and effort, because they are completely incompetent. |
Have you met many English teachers in China? Many many are outcasts from their home country. Come here and drink and drug their troubles away and sleep with the local girls... Well nothing wrong with sleeping with the locals... |
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SHstormtrooper
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Jan 02, 2009 - 10:21 PM |
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| Not all expats are "White"! We come in other colours! |
Do they come in blue with purple spots? |
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bloomark
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Jan 02, 2009 - 10:25 PM |
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| bloomark wrote: |
| You know, in my point of view, most of the expats who are tending to be an English teacher in China are just taking advantage of being a native speaker, which is obviously not based on their extra endeavor and effort, because they are completely incompetent. |
Have you met many English teachers in China? Many many are outcasts from their home country. Come here and drink and drug their troubles away and sleep with the local girls... Well nothing wrong with sleeping with the locals... |
They are just whom I called White Trash and Negro Shite. |
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RussianBear
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Jan 02, 2009 - 10:32 PM |
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bloomark,
Did you seen English teachers in North of China ? I guess that there middle monthly income of folks just enough for half hour with russian prostitute ! 1000 RMB, i guess. |
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bloomark
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Jan 02, 2009 - 10:35 PM |
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I bumped into one this evening when I was out for some snacks, I was about to swoop upon him and give him hell of a thump when someone blocked in the way. |
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RussianBear
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| They are just whom I called White Trash and Negro Shite. |
I'm sorry, but guys like you called "C/H/I/N/K" EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD.
I'm sorry for all good folks ! |
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bloomark
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Jan 02, 2009 - 10:39 PM |
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bloomark,
Did you seen English teachers in North of China ? I guess that there middle monthly income of folks just enough for half hour with russian prostitute ! 1000 RMB, i guess. |
Hey, RussianBear, when was the last time you pimped out your female Russian compatriates? I heard that the ones in Harbin are really popular with locals, so you'd better roll back to the northern area to pick up your specialty as a Russian pimp. |
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