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FooJay
Joined: Apr 09, 2005
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Jan 03, 2009 - 10:31 PM |
 
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I wish everyone would back off and leave Bloomark alone!
My name is not Mark, but Bloomark is one of the finest cocksuckers I have ever employed. He's not a clock watcher like others so I never pay by the hour, and he is eager to please and he swallows every last drop!
Even when he was overbooked and unable to service me, he's sent his mother, sister and on a few occasions, his grandmother along to take care of me. Seems to be a family business. He told me something about his uncle being his father and his sister being his mother but I wasn't paying too much attention because his granny was down on all fours while I was going at it and was really impressed how she took it like a trooper. She said she had loads of experience and was quite popular with the Japanese soldiers during the occupation.
Anyhow Bloomark, I think you owe these men an apology and need to get down on your knees while RussianBear, UnderH20, JeffinFlorida, Givemopium and myself shoot our loads all over your face.
Either that, or STFU and stop your BS posts. |
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FooJay
Joined: Apr 09, 2005
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Jan 03, 2009 - 10:32 PM |
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ziccawei
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Joined: Sep 12, 2008
Posts: 6804
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Jan 03, 2009 - 10:42 PM |
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GODDAMN SNIPPETS!!!! |
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bloomark
Fire-eater
Joined: Apr 28, 2008
Posts: 2803
Location: Reality
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Jan 03, 2009 - 11:20 PM |
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A single Chinese man owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in. He immediately walks over and asks her out on a date. She agrees. They go out for a while, and soon, the man proposes to her. She says "Yes, but before we do, there's something you must know. I have never had the sex, but I've read about it." He says that it's not a problem, and they are married.
On their honeymoon, the man tells his wife that since she's a virgin, she can choose what they do first. She says "Oh, most honorable husband. I am honored to be your wife, even though I have never had the sex, but I've read about it. So, I have chosen to have the 69.
The husband looks confused, and after thinking about it, he says "You want.. the beef and broccoli?" |
I'll just take it as an amusement. |
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bloomark
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Joined: Apr 28, 2008
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Jan 03, 2009 - 11:22 PM |
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| ......Anyhow Bloomark, I think you owe these men an apology...... |
You know you are a white trash, don't you?
Anyway, you just proved yourself as a white trash from what you said and parodied. |
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underh20
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Joined: Sep 27, 2006
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Location: Veggie-Free Zone
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Jan 03, 2009 - 11:25 PM |
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| ......Anyhow Bloomark, I think you owe these men an apology...... |
You know you are a white trash, don't you? |
Oh, everybody hates Blew Mark and now he's crying. Poor Coolie Blew Mark.
If you suck everybody off like you do Mark, maybe we will let you be our friend.  |
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bloomark
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Joined: Apr 28, 2008
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Jan 03, 2009 - 11:39 PM |
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If you receive Strawberry Shortcake from everybody like you do from me, maybe everybody will say yes to your special taste. |
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underh20
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Jan 03, 2009 - 11:45 PM |
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Just because your mother and brother showed you that in the rice paddy, right?
Poor Coolie ... Snippets said you lick his crusty ass with your tongue. |
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ziccawei
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Joined: Sep 12, 2008
Posts: 6804
Location: Ziccawei
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Jan 03, 2009 - 11:59 PM |
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Mmmm, strawberry cheesecake. I very like! |
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FooJay
Joined: Apr 09, 2005
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Jan 04, 2009 - 12:07 AM |
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Just because your mother and brother showed you that in the rice paddy, right?
Poor Coolie ... Snippets said you lick his crusty ass with your tongue. |
My ass isn't crusty; bloomarks tongue keeps it nice and moist  |
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FooJay
Joined: Apr 09, 2005
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Jan 04, 2009 - 06:23 AM |
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BTW Bloomark, you seemed obsessed about this "strawberry shortcake" - could that be because you miss your mother? |
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underh20
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Jan 04, 2009 - 08:55 AM |
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Just because your mother and brother showed you that in the rice paddy, right?
Poor Coolie ... Snippets said you lick his crusty ass with your tongue. |
My ass isn't crusty; bloomarks tongue keeps it nice and moist |
Yes, I'm sorry. I had a momentary lapse in logic. I'd imagine that it is Blew Mark's tongue that is crusty. Did you buy him a file for Christmas? |
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jeffinflorida
Shanghai Royalty
Joined: Nov 19, 2007
Posts: 9445
Location: Somewhere between Itchy and Scratchy
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Jan 04, 2009 - 10:05 AM |
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or is non of you ever get laid?  |
Ah baby the real reason I come to China... |
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underh20
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Jan 04, 2009 - 10:10 AM |
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^ Don't make him jealous, Jeff. Fulltrack's only experience getting laid is with devices with an inflate valve. |
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RussianBear
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Joined: June 25, 2008
Posts: 2148
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Jan 04, 2009 - 10:33 AM |
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| You know you are a white trash, don't you? |
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RussianBear
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Joined: June 25, 2008
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Jan 04, 2009 - 10:39 AM |
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Young Blue Mark :
Blue Mark TV Channel:
Blue Mark, Boshi :
Blue Mark in Harbin, 2058.
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underh20
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Joined: Sep 27, 2006
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Jan 04, 2009 - 10:46 AM |
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BlueMark
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Joined: Jan 04, 2009
Posts: 9
Location: Haerbin
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Jan 04, 2009 - 11:08 AM |
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I want to learn some ORAL English, please.. 50 kuai will be ok ! |
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Faq me. |
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underh20
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Jan 04, 2009 - 11:59 AM |
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bloomark
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Joined: Apr 28, 2008
Posts: 2803
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Jan 04, 2009 - 12:12 PM |
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That is PissPet, probably related with UnderHole. |
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underh20
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Jan 04, 2009 - 03:51 PM |
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^ Cute trick using your skanky mother to get men you can blow. |
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SnappySammy
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Joined: Nov 01, 2007
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Jan 04, 2009 - 10:00 PM |
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| ^ Cute trick using your skanky mother to get men you can blow. |
I hope you didn't fall for that trick.... |
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