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Post  Posted: Feb 04, 2005 - 08:29 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Wise up !! If it's happened to you, be extra cautious so it doesn't happen again. If you've been lucky so far, and it hasn't happened to you, listen to us (the suckers who've been robbed) and take heed of our misfortune ... guard your possessions and be alert at all times so you won't end up having a hard-luck story to tell.

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merdy will not fvvckk you up good4dicks...no worries...I have ran over you enough on other threads...there is no denying that corruption exists here...and elsewhere...if you had the chance to become a billionaire illegally, chances are you would take it...you just don't have that chance... all you CAN do is nail some poor innocent girl by deceiving her...you gain kitty...others gain cold hard cash...and blieve you me fvvvckkkface, you are not more successful than most corrupt "businessmen"...in China or elsewhere...

good4dicks...talk about honesty, and ethics and morals to Ken Lay, Dennis Kozlowski and Bernard Ebbers...they will teach you how to fvvvck people's lives up and get away with it...
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Post  Posted: Feb 04, 2005 - 10:01 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

dyniquee wrote:
what is the difference between Chinese scumbags screwing up western morons such as F-man's wallet AND fukuman as a white scumbag taking advantage of his white a$$ screwing up Chinese moronic girls?! not much.


Let me try to explain the difference to you.

Firstly, let me say that many Chinese girls want to ride our beef batons because Chinese men have unusually small tools. This is a fact, like it or not. I know several nurses from back home who told me these things. It's a big joke in Western hospitals. One friend, a midwife, told me how a pregnant Chinese woman came in with her Chinese husband for a checkup. The midwife was astonished that the pregnant woman's hymen was still intact!

Now, back to your question. The difference in the way a Chinese screws you over is that he/she will do it with a smile on his face and would have spent many years pretending to be your friend before he/she sinks his/her dagger into your back. There is a very famous story that I know that I would now like to share with you to illustrate

The mainland Chinese always claim that they gave the Japanese their culture. To be sure, they did get the 孫子兵法 from China, which they all study really hard. The story goes like this......

A Japanese Samurai's long time master was murdered by a rival warlord. The Samurai was very loyal and committed to his master and was determined to avenge his death, no matter how long it took. However, he knew it would be difficult to do because the rival warlord was hard to get at. So, this Samurai started working hard trying to befriend this rival warlord and win his trust. After more than ten years of working at it, he had finally built up the close friendship that was necessary to get the warlord on his own. When he did, the Samurai pulled out his dagger and slaughtered the warlord in one of the most cruel ways possible.

Now for some cultural analysis.

In the West, what this Samurai did, would be seen as a low act, just simply "below the belt". However, in East Asia, this Samurai is seen as a hero for what he did and how clever he was in the way he did it. However, There is a difference between Chinese and Japanese. I would doubt that any Chinese would have any such loyalty to anyone and care too much about a dead master. The Chinese would just go out and find a new one tomorrow as long as they could make money out of him.

That is the difference between Western people and Chinese.
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Post  Posted: Feb 04, 2005 - 10:17 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

no no no good4dicks...you got it all wrong...shame on you...revenge is a dish served cold...and in the "west"...this guy would never be considered a "lowlife" for avenging his master...he would be made president of his country for bravery...

so you no spread bullshiiiit around....capice puto?
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Post  Posted: Feb 04, 2005 - 10:17 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Yeah so 'several nurses' are representative for a thorough research huh good4kicks? Anyway, this is not an important subject, only whose who bother about the size of their d*cks have certain problems with it.
FYI, a woman's hymen is not located within the vagina, its part of the vulva and located OUTSIDE the vagina. Mostfemales have it, some dont. There goes your fairy tale about the hymen. Wink

How can you compare a Japnese Samurai with a Chinese person and then conclude that that makes up the difference between WESTERN and Chinese people? Since when are Japanese people part of the Western society? Again, full of BS Wink

Before you write such crap, think about it first, its such a shame to embarras yourself, let alone someone else point out the false claims and facts you provide.

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Post  Posted: Feb 04, 2005 - 10:27 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Rio wrote:
FYI, a woman's hymen is not located within the vagina, its part of the vulva and located OUTSIDE the vagina. Mostfemales have it, some dont. There goes your fairy tale about the hymen. Wink


What does this have to do with anything I said? How can a pregnant women still have a hymen intact? If the guy had a big shlong, that would not be possible. that is the point.

Also, the Japanese example is illustrates behaviour based on the 孫子兵法 or Sun Zi's Art of War, which the Japanese learnt from the Chinese.


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Post  Posted: Feb 04, 2005 - 10:34 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

This shows that you dont have a clue about what you're talking about. Go visit a gynecologist.


He/she will tell you the same as Im doing right now. Some hymens are elastic enough to permit a d*ck to enter without tearing, or they tear only partially, and there is NO bleeding at all.

This doesnt change the fact that your full of bs good4kicks, come one, if you want me to take you seriously, get your facts straight before you post something. Otherwise you're wasting my and other peoples time. Wink

And what has this got to do with theft anyway? No more off topic.
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Post  Posted: Feb 04, 2005 - 10:38 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Rio wrote:
Some hymens are elastic enough to permit a d*ck to enter without tearing, or they tear only partially, and there is NO bleeding at all.


I am just repeating what nurses and midwives joke about all the time. If you think you know better than them, good for you.
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Post  Posted: Feb 04, 2005 - 10:44 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

And if you wanna be accurate about sexual organ size myths...it goes something like this...in descending order...

- Blacks and Middle Easterns
- Indians (not native Americans but from India)
- Whites
- Asians (and that includes your beloved Japanese)

So I would not brag too much if I were you coffee stick...
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Post  Posted: Feb 04, 2005 - 10:44 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Dude, its a joke. Jokes are not to be taken serious. My god...

And besides, I dont know crap, its my aunt who's a gynecologist, Im sure she knows better than anyone else.

Im gonna let you continue this boring discussion on hymens, have fun.
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Post  Posted: Feb 04, 2005 - 10:46 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Merdy, its not a myth, its based on research, but certainly there are exceptions Wink

Anyway, open a topic to brag about the size of your d*ck, as this is totally off topic. Lets discuss somewhere else how many hymens you can tear apart with your big white d*ck Very Happy, exclude me from it please.
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Post  Posted: Feb 04, 2005 - 10:49 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Is merdy trying to tell us in an indirect way that he has a big mutton gun?
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Post  Posted: Feb 04, 2005 - 11:07 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

no puto...I am telling you if you want to brag about yours, you are not in a very good position...I don't need to brag about things like that...you are a fvvckiiing kid...you have the mental capacity of a 4 year old..and it's so much fun to play with you...
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shanghaid2 wrote:
wow - wo shi laowai wo pa shei... quite a name you have taken to deal with China....do you think maybe this attitude comes over a bit and you just attract trouble? Shame on you for falling asleep - a sitting duck! Do you think it would be any different in new york or amsterdam where i caught a "laowai" pickpocketing a lady next to me on the subway?


I fell asleep on a local bus going through South Central in L.A., backpack beside me, alone. No problems.

And, yes, I'd imagine if I were a foreigner in most western countries I've visited and the locals and bus driver/conductor 'got to know my face', then they bloody well would tell me if I was being robbed!

On the other hand, for Christ sake, put your money and valuables in your front pockets, or inside pockets, not in a handbag, bag, back pocket, side pocket....... isn't that common sense?? Otherwise, don't carry valuables. Smile

Unlucky you were robbed. :/

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Post  Posted: Feb 04, 2005 - 01:35 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Nice hijack (again), merde. Anyone else would have been moderated for it, but you sure do have the Blind Eye turned towards you this year.

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Post  Posted: Feb 04, 2005 - 01:55 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

what the fcuckk are you talking about edgewood?

I didn't know you were over sensitive about your size...I was just answering a bullshiit post (again!) from your good friends puto...

i don't highjack threads...i just set things straight when needed...let me rehrase that...i just set You racist clowns straight when YOU need it...
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Why don't we all set up a fund to buy Edgie a new digital camera? Can't believe this thread has gone on for so long.

How many mega pixels do you want? 10MB? It comes from this Chinese guy from Dong Bei....but first you need to show me who invented acupuncture. Fixed your non-operational computer yet?
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Post  Posted: Feb 04, 2005 - 05:58 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Isn't the real question what the hell where you doing taking a bus.
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Actually yes, I have fixed my computer. I lost about 120Gb of data, because of fake Chinq parts, and the usual high-class service attitudes we've come to expect from you and your CUNTrymen cost me several months and plenty of lost revenues, sino_whino. But yes, the machine is up again. And hey, I learned a thing or two in the process, and a certain computer store had to replace a couple of motherboards that got damaged when they accidentally hit the wall at 50Kph, and the monkeys who work there have learned to run for cover whenever they see a human, so I guess me and them are now even.

As for your offer: If I actually believed you had a generous bone in your lousey baby-raping body, sino, I'd consider accepting your offer. But since you are a Chinq, and as we all know Chinq's believe charity begins and ends with themselves, I suspect this may be a wind up. Anyway, your mate in DongBei is obviously a thieving crooked little gook (99.9% rule), and as a decent, honorable, honest person, I couldn't possibly knowingly support the kind of scum who make this CUNTry known for what it is: dishonour, cowardice, and theft. So, I must disrespectfully decline.

Now f*** off and leave this thread to the humans...

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And if it seems like I'm a little bit angry, then it's because I am. Not many things really get to me here: The desperate efforts of the locals to emulate human behaviour are usually enough to balance my sense of humour out.

But having a busload of Chinese, some of whom I had known for 2 years, laughing when I got robbed - while they watched - is enough to overcome my Good Samaritanism. Sino_whino, your CUNTrymen did you and your CUNTry a disservice with that one. I won't forget it, and I'm doing what I can to make sure not one of you gets a chance again.

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Laughing

good4kick - thanks for your time trying to share with me your "knowledge" and "experience" by "anylasing" ... sorry but I've found you are even worse when comes to such intellect-pertaining discussion than mouthful phAting and bollocking...

Keep going and have fun. you do need some kick badly and that for sure will do good 4 you ...

Merdy, go ahead if you just need something good for boxing fun.

T W I T Rolling Eyes

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Post  Posted: Feb 04, 2005 - 07:01 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

dyniquee: as this is a website for expats, not Chinese, why don't you take a hike?
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Edgewood wrote:
And if it seems like I'm a little bit angry, then it's because I am. Not many things really get to me here: The desperate efforts of the locals to emulate human behaviour are usually enough to balance my sense of humour out.

But having a busload of Chinese, some of whom I had known for 2 years, laughing when I got robbed - while they watched - is enough to overcome my Good Samaritanism. Sino_whino, your CUNTrymen did you and your CUNTry a disservice with that one. I won't forget it, and I'm doing what I can to make sure not one of you gets a chance again.

Fire at will.


sorry mate but how did you treat them before??? have you ever thought about maybe due to those huge difference in culture mindset life style and quality background personal experience, that sometimes you may hurt their feelings they you might not be aware of. Chinese is more likely to keep those hurt feeling to themselves till some day something bad happens to those they were not happy with in the past.

I mention such because it is true that being a white here in China booms a bit too much of their ego - they get whatever they want by paying far less than back their countries. They sure are polite to me they hold the door for me ... but when I see them elbow shout to those kid baggers when I hear them talking in English how moronic how stupid Chinese businessmen or how easy how cheap how bitchy some Maoming girls are in front of me (sure they dont know if I speak English) when lining up at the taxi station down the office building ... it still hurt my feeling as Chinese. I have come to be able to understand they maybe are just joking or venting based on their personal experience and they have their frustration. however, I am sure there are plenty of people that would feel offended thus grow some bad feeling toward "the White".

Sino_whino, your CUNTrymen did you and your CUNTry a disservice with that one.

Now, yo are hijacking a nicely intented and started thread of YOUR own ...

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Dont you know people need to earn trust and respect. Treat others the way you want to be treated and expect others to treat you. you will get rewarded or punished, soon or later, more or less, for what you earned and paid.

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good4kicks wrote:
dyniquee: as this is a website for expats, not Chinese, why don't you take a hike?


brilliant question - so are you actually expecting some shait for this one big dump from you??? if so let me know I got huge stock of shait answer-back you know ...

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good4kicks wrote:
dyniquee: as this is a website for expats, not Chinese, why don't you take a hike?


Edgeshit: China is for Chinese - why don't you get lost?
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