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Filip

LoopKicker

Joined: Feb 03, 2004
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Posted: July 31, 2004 - 05:21 PM
Post subject: two truths and a lie

Why not play a game like this:

Post 2 true things about yourself and one lie and we can all guess, what is the lie.

Ill start :

Ive seen pretty girls at California club yesterday.

Ive been approached by female hookers at the Californai club.

Ive been approached by guys yesterday.

Which one is the lie?? The answer is on the site though but I'm sure noone can guess it.

Drizzle

Veejay

Joined: Apr 02, 2003
Posts: 2036

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Posted: July 31, 2004 - 06:22 PM

Ive been approached by female hookers at the Californai club. - Am I right?

My turn:

I own every Celine Dion album & DVD

I have 1049 songs on my iPod

I'm one of the biggest Beatles fans you will ever meet

Edgewood
FooSlinger

Joined: Jan 28, 2004
Posts: 3906
Location: Colonial Shanghai

Posted: July 31, 2004 - 06:50 PM

Pretty girls at ca club has got to be a lie.

Here's my attempt:
1. Shanghai girls are interesting and fun
2. Anhui girls are beautiful and honest
3. Sichuan girls are are damned fine and good to talk to

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MaomingMaster
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Joined: Feb 03, 2004
Posts: 11059

Posted: July 31, 2004 - 07:10 PM

Wait, wait, wait!!! No-one has confirmed their truths or their lies.

Netiquette, bot and gals, netiquette...

Filip: You were approached by guys yesterday is a lie.

Drizzle: You are not the biggest Beatles fan - in fact you hate them...

Edgewood: You do not find Shanghai gals interesting and fun.

Lemme know...

Drizzle

Veejay

Joined: Apr 02, 2003
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Posted: July 31, 2004 - 07:18 PM

Yeah but Filip was in a gay bar, so it was very likely he would have at least have felt a manly hand quickly caress his thigh.

MMM - WRONG - I hate Celery Dion. I am the biggest Beatles fan ever. George Harrison R.I.P

I agree that Edge does not find Shanghai lasses interesting and fun.

Edgewood
FooSlinger

Joined: Jan 28, 2004
Posts: 3906
Location: Colonial Shanghai

Posted: July 31, 2004 - 07:43 PM

Damn... so easy! Here's a tougher cookie:

1. I work my guts out to help people
2. I work my guts out to get rich
3. I don't really do a lot of work at all, which is why my guts are getting bigger

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Andreas
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Joined: Feb 27, 2004
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Posted: July 31, 2004 - 07:45 PM

Must be 2) Nobody gets rich here by working Wink

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Filip

LoopKicker

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Posted: July 31, 2004 - 07:50 PM

Well the lie was that I was in California club YESTERDAY. I was there the day before. The other ones are true Smile

Drizzle : nice to hear you hate Celine Dion.

Edgewood
FooSlinger

Joined: Jan 28, 2004
Posts: 3906
Location: Colonial Shanghai

Posted: July 31, 2004 - 08:27 PM

Yeah, you saved yourself with that one Drizzle! I personally think that at the age of 18, every Canadian should be taken to a special Government room and given a punch in the mouth, as penalty for Celine Dion. And a handshake for Bryan Adams.

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MaomingMaster
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Posted: July 31, 2004 - 08:30 PM

Bryan Adams?? He's worse than Celine!!!

Filip

LoopKicker

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Posted: July 31, 2004 - 10:02 PM

So edgewood, which one is a lie?? number 3??

acujerjer
Board Royalty

Joined: Sep 10, 2003
Posts: 7770
Location: up your butt and around the corner

Posted: Aug 01, 2004 - 02:04 AM

1) I have a huge cock

2) I love Chinese girls

3) I've done LSD over 25 times and went to jail in New York City for it when I was 19

MaomingMaster
Board Legend

Joined: Feb 03, 2004
Posts: 11059

Posted: Aug 01, 2004 - 08:54 AM

^ You're supposed to write one lie not three!

fukuman

Wonder Wit

Joined: Sep 18, 2003
Posts: 3699

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Posted: Aug 01, 2004 - 12:05 PM

1 - i have a 16-inch cock

2 - i am a man

3 - i am writing now

acujerjer
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Joined: Sep 10, 2003
Posts: 7770
Location: up your butt and around the corner

Posted: Aug 01, 2004 - 12:41 PM

MMM, there's only one lie in that one above.

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acujerjer
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Posts: 7770
Location: up your butt and around the corner

Posted: Aug 01, 2004 - 12:43 PM

1) t¡bet should be free

2) Taiwan should be free

3) I like Chinese girls

Magnolia
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Joined: June 01, 2004
Posts: 31098

Posted: Aug 01, 2004 - 01:30 PM

1) I stayed home on Saturday night

2) I cut off more than 7 inches/17cm of my hair last week

3) I have a secret crush on Omar Shariff

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whocare
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Joined: Mar 09, 2004
Posts: 76

Posted: Aug 01, 2004 - 05:48 PM

Edgewood wrote:

yes, Sichuan and Chongqing girls are the most beautiful and nice girls in china. Hunan girls are also quite beautiful.
Anhui girls, i do not know, i met only a few of them, to be honest, not beautiful, but nice..., as to honesty, i do not know.

Drizzle

Veejay

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Posted: Aug 01, 2004 - 07:12 PM

Magnolia - I can imagine you having a crush on Omar. As such I reckon 2) is a lie, although a new haircut is as good as a holiday, 17cm is a lot to chop off. Staying in on a Saturday night is good if you have been out on the raz on the Friday so yeah - 2) is the one...am I right?

Magnolia
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Posts: 31098

Posted: Aug 01, 2004 - 08:40 PM

Very good assessment Drizzle - you were close! I actually did chop off all my hair (and as friends will attest, haven't stopped complaining about it yet - although truth be known, it was a bit long because it is still shoulder length), I don't really like Omar too much and I was on the raz of Friday . . . although that usually doesn't stop me on Saturday either . . . although it did this weekend . . . was home by (gasp) 11:00pm on Saturday!!! The rest was great . . . I am going to have to try that more often! Number 1 was the lie!

Glad to know that you hate Celine too!!

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Goosie

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Joined: July 16, 2003
Posts: 4776
Location: Singapore
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Posted: Aug 02, 2004 - 09:40 AM

1. I only wear La Perla underwear.
2. I worry about my red wine habit.
3. Henry Chinaski has sent me a PM declaring his undying love for me.

Magnolia
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Joined: June 01, 2004
Posts: 31098

Posted: Aug 02, 2004 - 10:03 AM

Got me stumped Goosie! I would think it is number 3 . . . although if number 1 is true then both you and your hubbie must be raking in at least 21 million RMB per year Very Happy

!!! Kiki will be jealous! Red wine . . . no worries with that!

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itv1980

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Joined: Mar 05, 2004
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Posted: Aug 02, 2004 - 10:17 AM

Okay my turn:

My Friday night

1. I was at the old shanghai party
2. I was with my fiancee's family
3. I was at home early

Some actually already know

Ivo

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BaDaXianRen
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Joined: July 11, 2004
Posts: 3298

Posted: Aug 02, 2004 - 10:22 AM

--Goosie----Henry had a post out a while ago saying you didnt wear any underwear. The very idea must have driven half of us into insanity, as I cant find the post anymore, and can only guess it got too hot and had to be deleted.