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Filip
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Sep 13, 2004 - 12:30 AM |
 
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I work very hard, work make me excited, but I feel lonely besides work. Now I need a girl to stay with, and we can have happy time together. I am very unique guy look for charming, sexy, gentle lady to be my close friend, we can travel, sports, have fun, and can do many many things together. If we match each other, who knows what will happen ?
I am not picky but the girl has to be :
- between 1m 70 and 1m72 (shoeless measured)
- must be Chinese (that means your parents to) and blond
- Speak English badly
- Weigh between 50 and 51kg (200 grams more or less is acceptable)
- Have long hair (longer then 55cm)
- Have her original nails (minimal 3 mm length) Fake ones no need to apply. Sorry!
- Working. At least 2 years experience in the field of nanotechnology.
- 24 years old exactly (birthday must be in August. Preferably in the first week.)
- have open minded sister (age between 18-23. So you are the older sister)
- BENDY
- Emotional before and not after
- Have no hobbies except me.
- Likes midget panda bears (so cute!)
- Experimental and traditional girl
So, if you are that special girl and respond to all the criteria as mentioned before, let’s meet  Let’s give true love a chance.
I’m 25 and white |
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cynthia913
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Sep 13, 2004 - 11:29 AM |
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KamiKazi_Kai
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Joined: Sep 03, 2004
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Sep 13, 2004 - 11:58 PM |
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You will never find that person!! |
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Filip
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Sep 14, 2004 - 12:51 AM |
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| KamiKazi_Kai wrote: |
| You will never find that person!! |
Already 3 sent pm's dude. It works. Although, I suspect that one is lying about her 2 years experience in the field of nanotechnology. I smell a biochemist talking bullfeces. Anyway, I'll see. |
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Goosie
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Joined: July 16, 2003
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Sep 14, 2004 - 03:49 AM |
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Filip, LMAO! Very, very funny. Would LOVE to see those PMs. |
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Magnolia
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Sep 14, 2004 - 10:43 AM |
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How did you know I was lying about my nanotechnology exp? |
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lucar
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Sep 14, 2004 - 10:53 AM |
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My open-minded sister and I have used our nanotechnology to locate you. We will be waiting for you in the dumpster behind your building tonight at 11:00PM sharp. See you then. Don't be afraid. We will be wearing special nanotec disguises that make us look like men in our late 30's. |
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Filip
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Sep 14, 2004 - 12:38 PM |
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| Magnolia wrote: |
| How did you know I was lying about my nanotechnology exp? |
Eum, you are blond. |
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Filip
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Sep 14, 2004 - 12:45 PM |
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| My open-minded sister and I have used our nanotechnology to locate you. We will be waiting for you in the dumpster behind your building tonight at 11:00PM sharp. See you then. Don't be afraid. We will be wearing special nanotec disguises that make us look like men in our late 30's. |
Lunar, I think you are making fun of this - serious - thread! Shame on you.
But, on the other hand, I might be wrong. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, and will be there. I'll wear my superman outfit so you and your sister have no problem spotting me. |
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Magnolia
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Sep 14, 2004 - 01:16 PM |
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Shhh! When I am in the personals section I am always a red head with short hair and green eyes! And apparently a tatoo on the back of my neck ...
I want to go to the dumpster tonight and see everyone ... especially the superman costume!!
Can't quite believe I just started a sentense with the phrase "I want to go to the dumpster tonight"
Filip and Lucar ... see the trouble you get me into??? |
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KamiKazi_Kai
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Sep 14, 2004 - 02:05 PM |
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HAHAHAHAHA!! This is Soooo FUNNY!!  |
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Filip
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Sep 14, 2004 - 03:10 PM |
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Magnolia, please don't be sad. I've seen your picture, and I'm sure many men would like to take you to a dumpster some night. And with such nails, you might even consider going as catwoman?? |
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myellen
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Joined: Sep 14, 2004
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Sep 14, 2004 - 05:11 PM |
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Wow, filip don't you think you're really a demanding person. How about if you meet the girl that exactly fill your criteria but unfortunately she has list of criteria that completely not you ? Have you ever think about that ? |
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SirFiddler
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Joined: Mar 30, 2004
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Sep 14, 2004 - 05:45 PM |
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All of us regulars know that Filip is a genetically modified version of Brad Pitt... His demands are absolutely okay and there has not been a criteria yet, Filip could not fit in...
( btw Filip, any chance you can pass on one of these PM's to me ? ) |
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Filip
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Sep 14, 2004 - 05:56 PM |
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Myellen, of course I am not demanding. Anyway, the above is just a shortlist. after initial approval, there is the obligatory medical and financial checkup and of course a 7 day interview at an undisclosed location somewhere in PuHuiTang Lu. See it as firm but fair.
TheFiddler, thanks for the comparison to Brad Pitt. It's very flattering for him. Cheers!
Also, the position might be filled soon ladies! No hurry, but tonight I'm meeting up with Lucar behind the dumpster of my app. Let them pm's flowing ... |
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lucar
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Sep 15, 2004 - 12:51 AM |
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Wow! You are not what we expected at all Filip. We were expecting someone a little bit less…female. My sister and I had been waiting in that trash heap for nearly an hour and thought that you had stood us up when the top popped open and you jumped in disguised as a red head with short hair, green eyes and a tatoo on the back of your neck. Too bad we didn’t get a chance to speak, but the sex was...amazing.
BTW-How did you manage to insert that entire DONGUA? |
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Magnolia
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Sep 16, 2004 - 11:03 AM |
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Hmm ... guess I am going to have to go dumpster trolling dressed as Catwoman ...
Long live the Dongua!!! |
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SwedishChef
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Joined: Aug 19, 2004
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Location: Køokin' der yummee-yummer
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Sep 16, 2004 - 11:51 AM |
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Which dumpster, when...
This is bad...I can't concentrate on work because I'm laughing at this 'serious' and 'intellectual' thread...whatthehell...BRING IT ON...
This thread is great...don't let it die...
Oh and MAG...are those Nanotech glasses on your avatar? |
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itv1980
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Sep 16, 2004 - 11:56 AM |
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Magnolia
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Sep 16, 2004 - 12:09 PM |
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Why, yes they are SC ... just don't let Filip in on it!
Ok ... here's the dumpster deal ... I will start at the dumpsters on Dong Ping Road ... Friday night, after 9:00. Hitting Dong Jia Du this afternoon to have my Catwoman threads made and then to the salon for a manicure. In case you don't recognize me (as I am sure dumpster trolling will soon become a regular nocturnal activity for all us pseudo-nanotechs), I will be the one with the dong gua slung under my arm ...
Lucar ... which dumpsters will you be hitting this weekend? Maybe we should start a Dumpster Stroll ... you as Superman, me as Catwoman ... although sometimes I want to change into Wonderwoman because she twirls. |
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Caesara
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Joined: July 31, 2004
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Sep 16, 2004 - 03:33 PM |
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lucar: laughing until I cried. At work. My boss is grumpy now.
Mental picture: "Hey girls, I'm looking for - *yoink!* - *smeeeerp!* - *rustle, rustle* - "bang!" - "Hey, ouch!" - "Holy, lookit that DONGUA go -" - *rustle, rustle, rustle* - *squelch* - "Ahhhh. What, leaving so soon?"
Dumpster diving, Magnolia. The unknown superhero pastime! Can I be Rogue from the original X-Men? Smoky molasses voice, flies like an angel, super strong, and one hell of an ass. She wore green and yellow Spandex, but I can work on that.
Screw the superheroes having a Super-Secret Lair. Donggua Dumpsters, baby! |
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Magnolia
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Sep 16, 2004 - 03:44 PM |
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Looks like we have a new activity for the weekends. Or any Monday night ... those are usually pretty slow!
The Donggua Dumpster Diving Den!
Get that spandex ready ... |
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Caesara
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Sep 16, 2004 - 03:49 PM |
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The Quadruple-D's. Perfect for a gaggle of superheroines!
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Magnolia
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Sep 16, 2004 - 04:02 PM |
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And Lucar! Guess that makes us a gaggle of superheroesheroines ... kind of looks like a cool word, doesn't it? Although if you just glance at it, it also looks a lot like shoe shine for some reason ... |
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Caesara
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Sep 16, 2004 - 04:38 PM |
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No, no, didn't you hear? lucar's a woman, baby, yeah!
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| My open-minded sister and I have used our nanotechnology to locate you...We will be wearing special nanotec disguises that make us look like men in our late 30's. |
I know it was dark in that Dumpster, they were sporting nanotech disguises, and your own dark nanotech shades obscure what little night light there is... It's understandable you were confused.
After all, lucar's already got her costume all picked out. It consists of a white leather jumpsuit, oversized (nanotech, natch) Jackie-Os, with a white tiger sidekick. Snowball bites sometimes, though, so watch out.
DDDD Pow-ah!
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