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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 10:24 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: panic attack

thought i lost my wallet, and then my digital camera,wife not happy with me .yeah go out have some fun this of course in a big way, comijg home however was a different matter, slipped and landed on my left knee.. i cried for at least ten minutes, her majesty with hands on hips just looked at me in disgust and slagged me off to the hilt
i don't know,sometimes i can't do right for doing wrong
Bloody women, wish they would make up thier minds, yes love have fun, see you later, just don't spend to much money will ya.

ha bloody ha, it's in bred with these cracky cows, give all the permission in the world, but as soon asyour back... it NUREMBERG, all over again.

Must add i love her to bits
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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 10:36 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Haha rough night when you got home eh Commando? Actually i tried to say hi to you as you were bolting out the door of Kangaroo last night. I showed up kinda late and heard i missed a lot of people.

Hope the knee isn't seriously damaged and you found your lost wallet and camera. Say hello to the Missus from Coco and I.

Jim

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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 10:48 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

left knee is fecking killing me, that won't imnpress the wife though, she is just happy that i am ´pain
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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 11:05 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

i cried for at least ten minutes,


haha...
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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 01:29 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

sorrow,that's sorrow.
let's try to heal you in the coming party.
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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 01:36 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Women, can't live will them ... can't put them in the garbage disposal either.

Believe it, every second of fun you have without your better half, is a second you know your better half is going to make you pay for.

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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 02:14 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: Re: panic attack

commando wrote:
thought i lost my wallet, and then my digital camera,wife not happy with me .yeah go out have some fun this of course in a big way, comijg home however was a different matter, slipped and landed on my left knee.. i cried for at least ten minutes, her majesty with hands on hips just looked at me in disgust and slagged me off to the hilt
i don't know,sometimes i can't do right for doing wrong
Bloody women, wish they would make up thier minds, yes love have fun, see you later, just don't spend to much money will ya.

ha bloody ha, it's in bred with these cracky cows, give all the permission in the world, but as soon asyour back... it NUREMBERG, all over again.

Must add i love her to bits


tell me about it! next time we are going to write your address on your forehead so you can get home ok.

you are in my "good lady's" bad books as she was the only person who could remember where you live but was at home sleeping so had to be wakened to talk to the taxi driver.

will we ever learn.
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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 04:48 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Is it correct that you broke your foot and that it took 5 operations until you have been able to walk again .... and is it not correct that the srews are still in there and that is really risky to fall down in case you hit the critical area ........ how stupid man are or how damn man are to take such a risk

I think the Mrs is not pissed off because of the amount of too much beers , she is just worried that something is happening again after these terrible years of looking after you .... specially during the stay here in China !!

Blame the Mrs for not showing enough sympathies ........that is easier than taken into mind how stupid the own behavior is
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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 05:19 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Mate, hope you and the knee are ok. Nice meeting you indeed.
Thanks for the whisky, next time it's on me...


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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 05:27 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Milka my love, yes i know who you are!!!!; DON#T BE ANGRY WITH ME BLAME FIDDLER; CAUSE HE GOT ME IN SUCH A STATE,

don't hate me, nedd some loving fight nolw not bollockiings
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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 05:51 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Because you still suffering badly ... i will wait until tomorrow.

I was so looking forwad to order some good burgers at Sirfiddlers
tonight ....
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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 05:56 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I didn't do it ....

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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 06:08 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

this thread is turning into a soap opera

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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 06:38 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

JeffG wrote:

Believe it, every second of fun you have without your better half, is a second you know your better half is going to make you pay for.


usually they make you pay double-time.

commando ... hope your knee is feeling better! i hate falling down too. did it a few months back leaving Mint while trying to write a text message.

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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 08:58 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Listen. She loves you and just wants to protect you. It is far worse to endure the pain of a loved one than it is to endure your own pain.


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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 09:04 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

tears is rolling down my cheek...
marriage is great!
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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 10:45 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

i'm just scared what tomorrow will bring, she is sneaky like that, waits a day or two, then rips into me, for being a prat.
Why do they do that, i mean why do they wait before they bollock us, did they get taught this at school or something.
And the worst is i now i done wrong, and so i can't argue back, and that is bad, having to sit there and take all the forthcoming abuse, she can be like i challenger tank, directing all this fire at me, and everytime i get hit by a bloody big shell.
Oh well maybe when i'm old and grey i might learn.
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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 10:56 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Hey mate...

Good luck with everything...knee, ankle, challenger tanks...whatever it may be...

Cheers...
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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 11:04 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Cheers Chef, you have safe journey home, and visit us on the site from time to time, take it easy buddy wish you all the best for the future.
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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 11:08 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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Oh well maybe when i'm old and grey i might learn


Bit late for that, innit?
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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 11:12 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

possibly right there, but i'm much better looking than you, you old git Very Happy
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Post  Posted: Jan 13, 2005 - 11:16 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

You won't be after Saturday night....



Bring your fighting head.
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Post  Posted: Jan 14, 2005 - 08:33 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

don't think i need to, i'll just bring the wife
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Post  Posted: Jan 14, 2005 - 08:53 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!

See you on Saturday night, mate!

Are you on crutches?
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Post  Posted: Jan 14, 2005 - 09:03 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

not yet, but seriously considering it, my knee has swollen to the size of a tennis ball, you should see me, got a broken right ankle, now a sore left knee, i walk like a fecking idiot, swaying from left to right, you'd think i was bollocks
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