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Truffle
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Joined: Jan 20, 2005
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Jan 20, 2005 - 04:57 PM |
 
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I got a problem: after 17 months here in SH, I am a little bored. As I am sure that state of mind is a unique affliction among expats  , I suppose I need help.
I remember the Anthony Perkins character in "Psycho" said: "Mother is a boy's best friend". Or something to that effect. As he's obviously a paragon of manhood, I respect that position. I've been visiting this site for months and apparently, there are a lot of mother geese at this forum, which are the cloest I could get to maternal guidance. So I figure, hey, what the hell, maybe mothers know best.
So the big question: what have you folks been doing to keep yourself entertained? Dumb question, I know, but it doesn't hurt to ask, right?
And please, no usual suspects: give me no drunk stories, or local conquests (I'll make an exception if you have slept with your CEO's er-nai), or sniffing coke off unripe breasts of American School kiddoes. Dig a sharp heel into that soft mess you call your memory, and give us something good. |
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Edgewood
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Joined: Jan 28, 2004
Posts: 3906
Location: Colonial Shanghai
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Jan 20, 2005 - 05:16 PM |
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Mate, there just ain't anything else.
Sorry. |
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xtina
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Joined: Aug 20, 2004
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Jan 20, 2005 - 05:20 PM |
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Now this does sound a bit sad... |
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SirFiddler
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Joined: Mar 30, 2004
Posts: 11445
Location: Very close to a bottle of chilled Boags
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Jan 20, 2005 - 05:24 PM |
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start travelling around asia , if you haven't done so yet... |
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Truffle
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Jan 20, 2005 - 05:51 PM |
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Haven't I freaked people out or WHAT?!
C'mmon, folks---Perkins as "a paragon of manhood"---haven't you heard of a thing called sarcasm?  I am particularly amused by SirFiddler falling for this (where's that head-sized jug, Sir?)
Seriously: just want to find out what you guys are up to, when not at work or stting in front of your PC. Any gathering lately? |
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xtina
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Joined: Aug 20, 2004
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Jan 20, 2005 - 05:56 PM |
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Yeah you freak truffle!
Maybe you should check out the next biggest shexpat event: MMM & Cornsey's date? lol |
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SirFiddler
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Joined: Mar 30, 2004
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Location: Very close to a bottle of chilled Boags
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Jan 20, 2005 - 06:42 PM |
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yeah that's me...try to be helpful and that is what you get...
why don't you post under your real name numbnuts
there's only one thing we can sort this insult out...A duel....
You , me, 20 beers ....time and place...name it...do it ....do it |
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Caesara
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Joined: July 31, 2004
Posts: 4572
Location: The Middle Kingdom (Shanghai)
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Jan 20, 2005 - 08:45 PM |
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A date and a duel on the same night? Should be!
An event not to be missed! |
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Nick-la
Wonder Wit
Joined: July 19, 2003
Posts: 3675
Location: Wasted on this site
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Jan 20, 2005 - 08:53 PM |
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Truffle....
Take your camera.
Walk around Shanghai.
From midnight to midnight, you will find something entertaining.
or... what most people on this site do (myself not included as I'm a lazy kunt) is: Make ther own fun!!!
Lots of people on this site think about what they want to do, and then arrange it. Where there's a will there's a way, where there's a German there's a gay, that's what I say. |
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serend
FooJay
Joined: Aug 31, 2004
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Jan 20, 2005 - 09:33 PM |
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| Nick-la wrote: |
Take your camera..... |
Now that's a sensible suggestion... too bad I don't have a car; otherwise I'll cruise the city like that most egalitarian hero of mine, Travis in "Taxi Driver"...
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where there's a German there's a gay.... |
...where there are two I'll run away... |
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serend
FooJay
Joined: Aug 31, 2004
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Jan 20, 2005 - 09:46 PM |
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BTW: who's this Truffle character? A new recruit of the Bitter Brigade? Seems to have attracted Edgewood right away.
Selective affinity, I suppose. |
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Caesara
Post Roaster
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Jan 20, 2005 - 09:49 PM |
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| serend wrote: |
| Nick-la wrote: |
| where there's a German there's a gay.... |
...when there are two I'll run away... |
...Where there are three, they're inhibition-free...
...When there are four, you're a virgin no more...
[Don't know where this is going, but I'm getting a little scared...!] |
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MaomingMaster
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Joined: Feb 03, 2004
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Jan 20, 2005 - 09:54 PM |
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When there are five, they come alive.
When there are six, they are all Nick's. |
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serend
FooJay
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Jan 20, 2005 - 10:47 PM |
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...when there are seven, MMM's in heaven;
...when there are eight, Caesara gives in to fate;
...when there are nine, xtina cries "all mine";
---when there are ten, Truffle coos like a hen ! |
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Edgewood
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Joined: Jan 28, 2004
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Location: Colonial Shanghai
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Jan 20, 2005 - 11:07 PM |
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Don't stop at seven, it's serunds' heaven...
But go on to eight, then masturbate. |
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Caesara
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Jan 21, 2005 - 08:42 AM |
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Eight, serend?! I was running away at two!!!
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Magnolia
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Joined: June 01, 2004
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Jan 21, 2005 - 09:14 AM |
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| SirFiddler wrote: |
why don't you post under your real name numbnuts
there's only one thing we can sort this insult out...A duel....
You , me, 20 beers ....time and place...name it...do it ....do it
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BTW: who's this Truffle character? A new recruit of the Bitter Brigade? Seems to have attracted Edgewood right away.
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Who is Truffle??? Spill the beans!!!! |
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SirFiddler
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Joined: Mar 30, 2004
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Location: Very close to a bottle of chilled Boags
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Jan 21, 2005 - 09:42 AM |
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and when there are eleven , they make a football team and kick the sh1t out of the rest of the world...especially you stupid limeys....
3 worldcups guys... 3 european championships |
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FooJay
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Jan 21, 2005 - 10:07 AM |
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...when there are eleven, Edgie's a$$'s toasted in oven;
...when there are twelve, Edgie shiatts himself.
"Into the room Hausfrau come and go,
Taking turns for Edgie to blow."
"To full attention the Teuton dick stood,
Riding one into Edgewood." |
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commando
Board Royalty
Joined: July 07, 2004
Posts: 7117
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Jan 21, 2005 - 10:14 AM |
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and when there are eleven , they make a football team and kick the sh1t out of the rest of the world...especially you stupid limeys....
3 worldcups guys... 3 european championships |
As i keep telling you you kraut, you have never beaten us in a world cup final.
2 world wars,
1 world cup
and i resent the word limeys, especially from a mate, do you know where the phrase limeys come's from......
come on smarty pants, and no helping from others please, want to see if Fiddler knows the answer to this question? |
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SirFiddler
Board Legend
Joined: Mar 30, 2004
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Jan 21, 2005 - 10:23 AM |
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yeah world war world war blah blah blah...if we would not have started it , you would have nothing to go on about ...apart from your measly one worldcup where you again needed the help of an allie ( russian linesman ) to defeat us...
and limey because english sailors used to suck on limes during the 18th century to ward off scurvey... |
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Truffle
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Jan 21, 2005 - 10:24 AM |
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I've been watching this site very closely on behalf of PSB SH Bureau, and I am not pleased with what I see. Decadence, immorality, rabid attacks on our righteous Chinese government, open solicitaion of prostitutes, advocacy of pedophilia for boys, etc. My innocent little heart misses a beat or two, every once in a while; and I often find my mouth agape and generously watering, while I gawk at that abomination called "Blokey Thread".
My whole sense of decorum is deeply offended. And I am still a little bored (keep "Blokey" on top of the chart, ALL THE TIME---that's an order!).
So stop asking questions and don't piss me off, OK? |
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Truffle
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Joined: Jan 20, 2005
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Jan 21, 2005 - 10:28 AM |
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Who is Truffle??? Spill the beans!!!! |
Dear Magnolia: what is "spill the beans"? That expression is not in my PSB training manual. Is "beans" a euphemism for sperm?
So is this another rallying call for capitalist decadence in my beloved land?
Can I join in? |
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commando
Board Royalty
Joined: July 07, 2004
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Jan 21, 2005 - 10:39 AM |
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Hitlers own bloody fault, if he hadn't taken on 2 fronts, instead of concetrating on us limelys, then he might of gotten somewhere....
but because we had the Spitfire and Hurricanes and not these model fecking planes you had ... what were called... oh yeah ...fall out of the sky really quickly or runnaway planes, what were they called, yeah i got it now, ME109'S fine pilots though, just crap machines, scared the **** out of you lot |
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SirFiddler
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Joined: Mar 30, 2004
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Jan 21, 2005 - 10:43 AM |
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yeah yeah yeah ...
if the dog would not have had a sh1t, he would have caught the rabbit...
be happy it went that way...you would be speaking german now not english if he would have succeeded. People in China would be called Hans, Peter, Klaus, Karin, Petra, Sabine and so on...And we still would have the Reichsmark. There would be a Autobahn directly from Berlin to Sydney ( which would probably be called New Berlin ) ...
enough of the jokes though |
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