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jimandcoco
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Joined: Apr 20, 2004
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Jan 27, 2005 - 02:33 PM |
 
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1.Men are like .......Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you.
2.Men are like ....... Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3.Men are like ....... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them..
4.Men are like ....... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5.Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6.Men are like ...... Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say.
7.Men are like ...... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8.Men are like ....... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9.Men are like ..... Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10.Men are like ...... Popcorn . .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11.Men are like . Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12.Men are like ..... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13.Men are like ....... Parking Spots .... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. |
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nilly
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Joined: Nov 24, 2004
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Jan 27, 2005 - 02:37 PM |
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i havent had a man
but now i believe that i dont need a man.... |
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Hamletsbroad
LoopKicker
Joined: July 26, 2004
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Jan 27, 2005 - 02:40 PM |
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Depends on the man ---depends on the situation. Some guys are great..some are not so great..just like women---some good/some bad. |
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Henry_Chinaski
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Joined: Aug 16, 2003
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Jan 27, 2005 - 02:42 PM |
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Well. Life will prove you wrong. Do you know how to change a lightbulb? Or to change the oil of the car? Or open tight bottles and jars?
No.
PS: I never had a man either, never will, but for tips try talking to fukuman. He is constantly masturbated by them. |
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lovingu
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Joined: Aug 07, 2004
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Jan 27, 2005 - 02:44 PM |
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10.Men are like ...... Popcorn . .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
13.Men are like ....... Parking Spots .... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
haha |
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bleucheese
Veejay
Joined: Aug 01, 2003
Posts: 1994
Location: this side of the tracks
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Jan 27, 2005 - 02:44 PM |
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| seems no melancholy but lack of the sence of security |
this man has no idea what the hell that means. |
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Hamletsbroad
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Joined: July 26, 2004
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Jan 27, 2005 - 02:48 PM |
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I CAN do all that you asked or---in the case of the oil change--take t to the place who can---
change a lightbulb---shite...I have graduate degrees...
open tight bottles...I can figure that out
change the oil? hell no..won't get my hands or self dirty with that.
fukuman...just accept him... |
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itv1980
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Joined: Mar 05, 2004
Posts: 3355
Location: Revalidation centre
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Jan 27, 2005 - 03:53 PM |
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Like a blender, don't want to picture that  |
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jase
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Joined: July 08, 2004
Posts: 1193
Location: Dubai
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Jan 27, 2005 - 04:26 PM |
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........too much apathy around here.......but i don't care. |
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nilly
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Joined: Nov 24, 2004
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Jan 27, 2005 - 04:30 PM |
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| bleucheese wrote: |
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| seems no melancholy but lack of the sence of security |
this man has no idea what the hell that means. |
yup,it's the art of chinglish.... |
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Joined: Oct 10, 2004
Posts: 445
Location: half way btwn here and hell
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Jan 27, 2005 - 05:37 PM |
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outstanding. i'm a man (at least last time i checked) and i loved it. |
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bougie
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Joined: Nov 20, 2004
Posts: 13323
Location: Wuhan Hubei China
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Jan 27, 2005 - 06:28 PM |
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| nilly wrote: |
i havent had a man
but now i believe that i dont need a man.... |
You need a man when the batteries in your toy runs out
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izanami
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Joined: Jan 27, 2004
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Jan 27, 2005 - 09:33 PM |
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what toy? 
I know how to change a light bulb. It involves getting to the top, screwing, unscrewing, and getting back down. However... I am guilty of being unable to unscrew many bottle caps.
I think in Shanghai, men are like 'ayis'. They cook, wash your underwear, and visit the wet market. |
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Teddi
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Joined: July 25, 2003
Posts: 821
Location: shanghai
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Jan 27, 2005 - 09:49 PM |
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"I think in Shanghai, men are like 'ayis'. They cook, wash your underwear, and visit the wet market."
Aren't men supposed to do like that?!!!
Ok, just joking, leave me away... |
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nilly
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Joined: Nov 24, 2004
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Jan 27, 2005 - 09:58 PM |
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yes, that's why shanghai men are so popular in shanghai and shanghai women are so bully.
but,i dont want a man who's willing to wash my underwear.it's a bit awesome... |
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jimandcoco
StreetBeater
Joined: Apr 20, 2004
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Location: California
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Jan 27, 2005 - 10:03 PM |
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Your underwear is awesome? Hmmmm
jim |
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bleucheese
Veejay
Joined: Aug 01, 2003
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Jan 27, 2005 - 10:06 PM |
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| "I think in Shanghai, men are like 'ayis'. They cook, wash your underwear, and visit the wet market." |
Seriously? Shanghainese men are like...wives?!? Never knew. Must be s.p.s. (small peter syndrome).
I mean Im into cooking. Dig the food markets.
But you can kiss my arse when it comes to cleaning or laundry. I dont do dishes or windows nor wash my own underwear let alone deal with someone else's skid marks. Thats what hired peasants are for. |
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bougie
Board Buddha
Joined: Nov 20, 2004
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Location: Wuhan Hubei China
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Jan 27, 2005 - 10:07 PM |
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| what toy? |
The one that vibates .. |
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