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Edgewood
FooSlinger

Joined: Jan 28, 2004
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Location: Colonial Shanghai

Posted: Feb 28, 2005 - 10:23 PM
Post subject: A Scientific Survey

As you all know, I'm an easygoing, laid back, relaxed, and most importantly even-handed and fair kind of guy. I'm a real stickler for giving my fellow humans the benefit of the doubt.

So anyway, over the years I've heard a lot of people going on about how beautiful the local females are. Now, my dose of Yelloe Fever cleared up after just a couple of days of living here, but in the interests of objectivity, today I did a survey.

- There were 9 surveyers, all male caucasians and well-travelled.
- The survey team was spread out all over Shanghai and surrounds.
- They were looking for anything that was:
. a. vaguely homo sapiens;
. b. not desperately ugly
- "not desperately ugly" is defined as worthy of a shag, if female.
- "not desperately ugly" is defined as you'd introduce it to your sister, if male.

The survey began at 8am and finished at 10pm.

Results:

One researcher reported seeing a female of the species that would be worth one, qualified as being a five-pinter.

One researcher reported seeing a female of the species that would be worth one, qualified as being a ten-pinter.

One researcher reported seeing a complete hottie, well worth one. Sex indeterminate.

One researcher, who I refer to as Mr X (although his real name is Andreas), reported losing count. Upon investigation, this appears to be as a result of alcohol consumption, and not the number of subjects surveyed.

And there you have it folks, the Real Deal on Shanghainese Looks.

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bougie
Board Buddha

Joined: Nov 20, 2004
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Posted: Mar 01, 2005 - 08:56 AM

Very scientific indeed ! Looks like Andreas (sh*t..I mean Mr X) had ten pints before leaving the house .. haha

Goosie

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Posted: Mar 01, 2005 - 09:53 AM

Quote: "Now, my dose of Yelloe Fever cleared up after just a couple of days of living here . . . "

Funny how that works. Some guys get it and never recover. Some guys get a mild case. And some guys are completely immune.

I guess it's like eating white meat. Too tough for a lot of blokes.

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cornsey1011

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Posted: Mar 01, 2005 - 10:02 AM

Edgewood, maybe you should try leaving the men's bathroom stall at the mall when you are doing your surveys.

I am sure your knees hurt and your jaw must be sore as well.

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cornsey1011

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Posted: Mar 01, 2005 - 10:03 AM

The average Chinese girl is vastly better looking then the average white girl. However, a very good looking to hot white girl is much better than a very hot Chinese girl.

Those that know will understand.

Goosie

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Posted: Mar 01, 2005 - 10:03 AM

Except I'm not a bloke . . .

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cornsey1011

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Posted: Mar 01, 2005 - 10:05 AM

^ Goosie are you trying to say you like to munch down and some juicy white meat.

I am developing more respect for you by the minute.

good4kicks

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Posted: Mar 01, 2005 - 10:07 AM

There is a high concentration of butt ugly females here and the average level is very low. The Korean babes are much better on the average. There are many stunners in Seoul that turn your head but here, you can go a whole day and not see one. The locals will tell you that is because 90% of them get plastic surgery which is just simply a crock of shiit. In any case, give an average Chinese girl as much plastic surgery as you like and they still won't come anywhere near the attractiveness of a Korean.

The Korean girlies have good taste and know how to dress too. One thing nice about them is that they are softly spoken, unlike the Chinese girls that are so loud and unsophisticated.

Goosie

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Posted: Mar 01, 2005 - 10:18 AM

Actually, Cornsey, I do. But I like mine uncut. Wink

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bowhuntinBiatch

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Posted: Mar 01, 2005 - 10:33 AM

Goosie, that shouldn't be a problem. I have heard that only muslim women in small african countries would have it cut. And since you only like white women it wouldn't effect things.

cornsey1011

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Posted: Mar 01, 2005 - 10:45 AM

Goosie wrote:

Actually, Cornsey, I do. But I like mine uncut. Wink

Oh man, another reason for me to be angry at my mom. Why she decided to chop off my love skin is beyond me.

Can you make an exception for once?

Edgewood
FooSlinger

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Posted: Mar 01, 2005 - 01:54 PM

I do suffer recurrences of Yelloe Fever whenever I go to Thailand or Indonesia. And I have to say I'm a little bit partial to any and all South East Asian girls. Indians, too. And Mongolians.

But they all have personalities, which makes a difference.

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