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jamiejah
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Mar 15, 2005 - 06:22 PM |
 
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aye scotland the most ancient land,with ancient knowledge this side of venus,i,m still waiting for you to tell me about yer famous people and why it makes you proud but myebe all the best of scotland has been turned into british or english
who gave shakespeare the inspiration for macbeth
no robin hood and his merry men thats for sure |
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jamiejah
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Mar 15, 2005 - 07:10 PM |
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to the eejit nick lawhose referance to scotland lack of computer knowlege
please note
sir john logie baird-inventor of the television ,and had patents on fibre optics if you know what they are
sir james barrie-author of the most famous children,s book peter pan
alexander graham bell- inventor of the telephone
rev patrick bell- combine harvestor
joseph black-discovered carbon dioxide
lord john boyd orc-awarded the nobel prize for his efforts to eradicate world poverty
james braid-pionerred the term hypnosis
sir david brewster-kaliedoscope
james bruce-discovered the source of the nile
john buchan-author of 39 steps
rabbie burns-shakespeare no in the same league
andrew carnegie_us iron and steel magnate,gave millions to scotland
donald skaskie-the tarten pimpernell,helped thousands flee the natzis
james chalmers-adhesive postage stamp
sir dougal clark-2 stroke cycle engine
sir ralph alexander cochrane-planned dam busters
robert danwhiddle-grandfather of the usa
sir hugh dalyrinple-drainage pipe
sir james dewer-vacuum flask
sir athur conon doyle-author of sherlock holmes
air chief marshall hugh dowding-directed the air forvce in the battle of britain
john boyd dunlop-developed the pnuematic tyre
adam ferguson father of sociology
sir alexander fleming-penicilian
alistair forbes mckay-reached themagnetic south pole 3 years before adunmson,scottreached the geographic south pole
rev alexander forsyth-percussion cap
william ged-lost wax process
thomas blake glover-modernised japan
kenneth graham-wind in the willows,
james gregory-reflecting telescope
james keir hardie-founder of the labour party
james hutton
father of modern geology
elsie inglis-a leading suffregette
john paul jones-invented the us navy
captain kid-pirate
sir thomas lipton- hjorrible tea
joseph lister-pioneered the use of antisceptics
david livingstone-explorer
john mcadam-tarmac
sir robert mcalpine-built wembley stadaim,can u believe that,all by his self,good that fellow scots wrecked it 50 years on
kirkpatrick mcmillan-bicycle
charles mcintosh-rain coat
james clark maxwell-ranks along with newton and einstein
john muir -father of modern envirement movement
john napier-decimal point
oor wullie
jeemy the mouse
aye jase son NUFF said |
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GC
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Mar 15, 2005 - 07:13 PM |
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you forgot to mention the lisbon lions again |
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jamiejah
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Mar 15, 2005 - 07:23 PM |
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i was getting to that point,its funny you should call them that as i never said that i prefered
simpson
graig gemmell
murdock mcneill clerk
johnstone,wallace,chalmers,auld, lennox
not forgetten jock stein who definatelly would have been knighted if he was an englishman,myebe thank **** he wasnae,don,t you agree |
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Nick-la
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Mar 15, 2005 - 08:30 PM |
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Maybe I am arrogant because you type in a way that suggests you arent the smartest man to leave Cumbria County College.
English people can afford to be arrogant for many reasons. Rightly or wrongly, kiss my conquering undefeated ass. |
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jase
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Mar 15, 2005 - 08:35 PM |
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Nick-la, is Braveheart on HBO tonight ? |
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jamiejah
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Mar 15, 2005 - 08:39 PM |
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nick la for someone who has bruce springstein as an avatar you certainly are no 1 eejit,smart does not equate to wisdom,some of the wisest men in history couldn,t read or write far less type.Anyway we all know you are english rob and he,s an eejit also,you bring shame on your fellow intelligent ,humble Englishman
undefeated?i would like to lick your ass,i maize well enjoy myself>what an ambition to be the best typist in the universe,i must have missed that on one of my ambitions in life,must try harderto be a better typist |
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GC
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Mar 15, 2005 - 08:40 PM |
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hope so, i like a happy ending |
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Nick-la
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Mar 15, 2005 - 08:48 PM |
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"smart does not equate to wisdom,some of the wisest men in history couldn,t read or write far less type."
Maybe in the year 200BC. Maybe.
"i would like to lick your ass"
Really? Hmm thanks but no thanks
You dont have to type better. Type as well as you want.
Oh ps of course I am not english rob. I would never dip my dick into the chinese female users on this site (unfortunately for them).
Ok lets make up eh jamie? I'll admit, it is taxing to argue with someone of such envied intellect, and I cant keep it up. Truce? |
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jase
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GC
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Mar 15, 2005 - 09:51 PM |
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jamie, dont trust them, no truce. or should that be no surrender.
im actually enjoying this read, keep it up |
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jamiejah
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Mar 15, 2005 - 10:21 PM |
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The question of this thread was "why would anyone want to be associated with England." So I guess Nick la, you cannot read or have a low concentration level.
Sorry eejjit (I hope it's ok if I call you eejjit.), but in today's world there are many people who can't read and write. Sorry they didn't teach you this in school or at The Portsmouth Colledge of pompous asses, but there are. It doesn't mean they are not smart in any shape form or manner. Myebe if you went out and saw the world rather than being in your little bubble of England, not needing to learn anything, you might just do that, learn. I would seriously want to lick your ass and myebe your dick as well. I have to see if you are my type. But as I cannot type, maybe you are not my type. I already have my make up on. So why make up? You are so camp. I like camp Englishmen. Anyone else? "Oh, English people can afford to be arrogant." That's really smart, isn't it? Please enlighten us on this point. I'm sure we are all dying to hear your words of wisdom. Calling a truth already. I'm not even warmed up yet, and here is me missing "Brave heart". Oh well, I only watch it 12 times a day. I'm sure I'll get over it. So original like get the haggis and tatties on a day in the life of the eejjit members of Shanghai expat. They came, they saw and they learnt. **** all.
PS. Fellow members of Shanghai expat, I do appologize if the script of the text is not set out in a professional, proper manner. I do hope that
it is grammatically correct and that prepositions, pronouns, adverbs, punctuations and so on are all in a grammatically proper place. If not, could you please point these out. I shall do my utmost to rectify these grammatical inadequencies in future correspondings. Ta very much. The drinks are on eejjit's heid. |
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jamiejah
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Mar 15, 2005 - 10:24 PM |
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i,ll stick to no truce if you don,t mind gc
what an eejitt eh,one on the board is bad enough
what,
i,m away to learn kanji be back in 5 minutes
keep them coming bhoys and girls |
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jamiejah
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Mar 15, 2005 - 10:27 PM |
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does anybody know a good colledge for typist
hey eejjit,where did you learn to type big bhoy |
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jamiejah
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Mar 15, 2005 - 10:33 PM |
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GC "i,m actually enjoying this"
i knew the LISBON LIONS would cheer you up
simpson,graig and gemmell,murdock,mcneill,clark,johnstone,wallace ,chalmers,auld,and lennox
you must be ecstatic,hearing all these great glasgow names |
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jamiejah
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Mar 15, 2005 - 11:20 PM |
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Nowhere can an Englishman turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots.
The average Englishman in the home he calls his castle, slips into his national costume, a shabby raincoat, patented by chemist Charles Macintosh from Glasgow, Scotland.
En route to his office he strides along the English lane, surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, Scotland.
He drives his car fitted with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop, veterinary surgeon of Dreghorn, Scotland.
At the office he receives mail bearing adhesive stamps invented by John Chalmers, bookseller and printer of Dundee, Scotland.
During the day he uses the telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell, from Edinburgh, Scotland. At home in the evening his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick Macmillan, blacksmith of Thornhill, Dumfriesshire, Scotland.
He watches the news on T.V. an invention of John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, Scotland and hears an item about the U.S. Navy, founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, Scotland.
Nowhere can an Englishman turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots.
He has by now been reminded too much of Scotland, and in desperation, he picks up the bible, only to find that the first man mentioned in the good book is a Scot, King James VI, who authorised the translation.
He could take to drink, but the Scots make the best in the world.
He could take a rifle and end it all, but the breech loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson, of Pitfours, Scotland.
If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table injected with penicillin, discovered by Sir Alexander Fleming, of Darvel, Scotland, and given some Chloroform, an anaesthetic discovered by Sir James Young Simpson, obstetrician and Gynaecologist of Bathgate, Scotland.
Out of the anaesthetic, he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England, founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, Scotland.
Perhaps his only remaining hope would be to get a transfusion of guid Scottish blood which would entitle him to ask…
Wha’s like us? |
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jamiejah
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Mar 15, 2005 - 11:25 PM |
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Is there for honest Poverty
That hings his head, an' a' that;
The coward slave-we pass him by,
We dare be poor for a' that!
For a' that, an' a' that.
Our toils obscure an' a' that,
The rank is but the guinea's stamp,
The Man's the gowd for a' that.
What though on hamely fare we dine,
Wear hoddin grey, an' a that;
Gie fools their silks, and knaves their wine;
A Man's a Man for a' that:
For a' that, and a' that,
Their tinsel show, an' a' that;
The honest man, tho' e'er sae poor,
Is king o' men for a' that.
Ye see yon birkie, ca'd a lord,
Wha struts, an' stares, an' a' that;
Tho' hundreds worship at his word,
He's but a coof for a' that:
For a' that, an' a' that,
His ribband, star, an' a' that:
The man o' independent mind
He looks an' laughs at a' that.
A prince can mak a belted knight,
A marquis, duke, an' a' that;
But an honest man's abon his might,
Gude faith, he maunna fa' that!
For a' that, an' a' that,
Their dignities an' a' that;
The pith o' sense, an' pride o' worth,
Are higher rank than a' that.
Then let us pray that come it may,
(As come it will for a' that,)
That Sense and Worth, o'er a' the earth,
Shall bear the gree, an' a' that.
For a' that, an' a' that,
It's coming yet for a' that,
That Man to Man, the world o'er,
Shall brothers be for a' that.
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jamiejah
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Mar 16, 2005 - 12:27 AM |
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The SAS the worlds Elite Fighting Force is made up of mostly Scots.
"The SAS is made up of 70% Scots, why? because we're hard *******s |
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jamiejah
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That explains why half the British defence budget is spent on McEwans Extra and Special Brew. It also explains why, instead of telling the terrorists to put their hands up in the Iranian Embassy siege, the SAS men shouted, "Come on ya bashtardsh! I'll take the lot of yers!" In fact, there are so many Scots in the SAS, they're trying to change the rules so that they don't work on behalf of the Queen, but instead pledge allegiance to Begbie from Trainspotting. |
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commando
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Mar 16, 2005 - 09:16 AM |
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Sweaty socks, shut the f.uck up, yes its true you could of once a long time ago, beaten us, but true to your standards, you took the money and run, sold out your kind, thats why you are all still bitching.
SAS who the hell are they, all bloody squaddies and marine rejects. |
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ShanghaiUnderground
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| ... pledge allegiance to Begbie from Trainspotting. |
A bloody marvelous thread. |
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GC
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Sweaty socks, shut the f.uck up, yes its true you could of once a long time ago, beaten us, but true to your standards, you took the money and run, sold out your kind, thats why you are all still bitching.
SAS who the hell are they, all bloody squaddies and marine rejects. |
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commando
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jamiejah
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Mar 16, 2005 - 09:45 AM |
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commando wrote,sold out your kind
what an honest fellow,a true English gentleman,honest and off intergrity
aye these Scots who can trust them,shower of bampots
come on Wales |
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jamiejah
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Mar 16, 2005 - 09:48 AM |
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commando my old pecker,just checking ,do the names ,simpson, graig and gemmell,mean any thing to you? |
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