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jamiejah
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Mar 14, 2005 - 11:33 PM |
 
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sorry but nick la pissed me off with his referance to Scotland being the north of england,with some english i can take this in the manner it is given,but a hell of a lot of them are just smugg litttle misfits
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yu888
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Mar 15, 2005 - 12:30 AM |
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England? isn't that some island off the coast of Europe? Or ws that Sulabia? |
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commando
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Mar 15, 2005 - 08:40 AM |
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We're not all arrogant, i'm not anyway, just bloody raving mad.
Scotland, what have they ever done for us ? Except bitch about the English.  |
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SirFiddler
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Mar 15, 2005 - 09:48 AM |
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You must be well pished off JJ , you spelled with next to no mistake ...
Who are the english anyways...If you would have wanted you would have kicked the shite out of them ages ago , they'd be all gingerhaired now. We had two start two worldwars ( they couldn't get it done right the first time ) to help them get accepted internationally , still did not help so now they have to suck up to the seppos .. Their footie is that shite, they have to get a coach from Swedia to show them how it's done ( with little success ) and everytime we want we still kick the shite out of them...
End of the day you still gotta love them...like that little midget at the circus around the corner running the freakshow |
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ShanghaiUnderground
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Mar 15, 2005 - 10:03 AM |
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| SirFiddler wrote: |
| ... End of the day you still gotta love them...like that little midget at the circus around the corner running the freakshow |
Oh you mean England's Queen, Charles or whatever her name is. |
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SirFiddler
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Mar 15, 2005 - 10:07 AM |
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that sounds about right,  |
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tuoermin
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Mar 15, 2005 - 10:40 AM |
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I guess that UK will never have a footbal team in world championship |
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jase
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Mar 15, 2005 - 11:06 AM |
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We're not all arrogant, but we are mostly proud. I'm proud to be English (though I don't wanna go live back there, with high taxes, crap weather, n fat, lardy women). I'm proud of the achievements that my country and fellow contrymen (and the odd woman) have attained.
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jamiejah
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Mar 15, 2005 - 11:20 AM |
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i certainly know that all the English are not arrogant,i would like to know in the eyes of an Englishman what their achievements are and have been?Again why would anyone want to be assoacaited with England.I,ll sit on an high fence at this moment on what Scotland has done for England,it should be what has Scotland not done for the world( i shall take that comment in the manner it was spoken,and yes we do bitch on about England ,but most of the time it is needed,and still we are copying the good old English habit of bitching,sometimes for no reason at all,apart for to bitch
so in the words off the great Linton Kwesi Johnson
england is a bitch
there,s no mistaken it
england is a bitch for sure now
but i don,t want to start a tit for tat who is superior,as we all the the real answer,but again ,why anyone would want to be assocaited with the English? |
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Tough_Lefse
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Mar 15, 2005 - 12:17 PM |
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Us Americans likes associating with England.  We speak the same language (for the most part ), we like the royal family (whom Americans probably know more about than the First Family), us American guys would love to be James Bond, American kids would love to go Hogwarts, they're a great ally (no other nation comes close and us Americans know and appreciate that), and the list goes on and on. If a disaster (i.e., major earthquake) were ever to happen to England, donations would flood that country from America.
Of course for some, being liked by America is on par with being liked by Satan.  *laugh* |
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jase
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Mar 15, 2005 - 12:36 PM |
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Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Jamiejah, i'm not sure when you arrived on planet earth, but had it been anytime in the last 1000 years, then you may have heard of the likes of; Sir Issac Newton, Winston Chirchill, Michael Faraday, William Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, Sir Frank Whittle, Charles Babbage, Robert Stephenson, Christopher Cockerell, Isambard Kingdom Brunel .............. "what have Englishmen achieved ?" - sorry, but what a bloody stupid question !!!
Just out of interest, where are you from? |
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GC
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Mar 15, 2005 - 12:44 PM |
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I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the **** low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any **** difference.
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bleucheese
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Mar 15, 2005 - 02:16 PM |
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i hate them too.
they come to my country and all the goddamn women are tripping over themselves to take off their panties.
'oh, god hes got a british accent!'
bastards. |
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jamiejah
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Mar 15, 2005 - 04:54 PM |
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jase my old blagger ,again a pompous answer from i supose an englishman,i asked the question in all earnest and you in your superioty complex answered as such,so please enlighten me
sir issac newton i have heard off
winston chirchill sounds familiar,don,t know why to be proud off a similar name sake
michael faraday,never heard off him,don,y you mean michael palin
william shakespeare,i can agree he had a bit of banter and wit about him
charles dickens a no bad writer ,but there was .is more esteemed fellows of the time,being english i,m sure you haven,t a scooby
sir frank whittle,sorry clueless,surely you mean sir frank carson
robert stephenson.... the supposed inventor of the steam engine wrong,myebe your getting mixed up with robert louie stevenson as been a great,but again wrong not an englishman
christopher cockerall,sorry never heard off him,christopher wren yes,are you sure your not getting your birds mixed up.islambartd kingdom brunal,sorry never heard of her either,islamabad and the kingdom of brunei yes, so please enlightyen me more on these unknown creatures
tough lefse
the best james bond is not english .but was a scottish milkman
hogwards is an actual school in the mountains of perthshire,not in england ,never has been in england,you can only see it apparently if you have the gift,but you can buy bottles off scotch mist to help you
does the alexander brothers
fransie and josie
lex mclean
les kellit and the most famous off all
simpson ,graig,and gemmell
murdock.mcneill and clark
johnstone,chalmers ,wallace ,auld,and lennox,that myebe shouls give you a little hint off where i am from,but as you and yer comrades have had yer heads stuck up your jackie for the past 1000 years i suppose it is off little relevence to the superior race |
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ShanghaiUnderground
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Mar 15, 2005 - 04:59 PM |
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I've never been to Scotland, but I can tell right now I'd love it there. |
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jamiejah
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Mar 15, 2005 - 05:08 PM |
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ps jase my old son or pal as some of my fellow breathern say
i,.m not sure i have landed on planet earth either,i agree with mark renton,beautifully spoken ,so much prose |
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jamiejah
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Mar 15, 2005 - 05:10 PM |
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i also have never been to scotland,well not the ones they sell to the world,as in a previous thread i am welsh ,but had a highland fling with a scottish,japanese lassie |
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ShanghaiUnderground
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Mar 15, 2005 - 05:15 PM |
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| i also have never been to scotland,well not the ones they sell to the world,as in a previous thread i am welsh ,but had a highland fling with a scottish,japanese lassie |
My God, there's a difference?! |
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jamiejah
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Mar 15, 2005 - 05:17 PM |
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james bond homed his skills as james bond in the back streets of auld reekie,better known as edinbra,to the locals
edinburger to the german and scandanavian folks
ejinbuuurah to the japanese
edinburgh to the english students who dominate the skyline
who gives a **** to the glaswegians
yes at 3 o clock on a dark winter morning ,he had to be quick ,astute and cute to dodge the passing bullets that came raining down on him in the back closes,a family argument ,he got his thirst for fast cars from harry the horse who pulled his cart an astonishing 12 mph,and for fast women ,well every one knows he was in the vicinity of morningside,all fur coates and nae knickers |
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jamiejah
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Mar 15, 2005 - 05:20 PM |
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many different gods in scotland
stein johnstone lennox mcgeady wallace gemmell shankley there even a king
king billy infact still living
celebrated his 65th last week |
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Paulo
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Mar 15, 2005 - 05:24 PM |
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The English killed baby Matthew Eappen. Even though Woodward escaped sitting in the chair, the murder electrified my final year at university and standing, now as she does, I mourn not the cocoon, because the butterfly has flown. |
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jamiejah
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Mar 15, 2005 - 05:41 PM |
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beautifull,there,s tears in my eyes
and snot in my mouth |
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jase
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Mar 15, 2005 - 05:43 PM |
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Oh, Scotland. Nuff said |
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ShanghaiUnderground
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Mar 15, 2005 - 05:48 PM |
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I killed a Guinness last night and I mourned for more. |
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