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jimandcoco
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Mar 15, 2005 - 12:00 PM |
 
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I don't know. I go in there and more often than not, someone has pissed on the seat. If i'm at a party and i use the bathroom, sometimes i even end up cleaning up someone elses mess because i don't want the next person who goes in there to think that i did it. So fess up. Is it you that keeps pissing on the seat?
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Madibaman
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Mar 15, 2005 - 12:13 PM |
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Sorry... I was merely trying to see if I could burn a hole through the plastic. |
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WeiSiLi
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Mar 15, 2005 - 12:34 PM |
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jimandcoco
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Mar 15, 2005 - 12:41 PM |
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We'll see if anyone invites you guys out after this. 
Jim |
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Madibaman
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Mar 15, 2005 - 12:45 PM |
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Oh come on... you know I was just taking the piss. |
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jimandcoco
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Mar 15, 2005 - 12:58 PM |
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Ok so who's the one who left footprints on our toilet seat?
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frenchlover1999
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Mar 15, 2005 - 01:02 PM |
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Worse, in my office, my males employees seem all to have permanent diarrhea problem. And they don't know the concept of cleaning. In fact this makes me think a lot about the "face" problem. It would represent a major loss of face for me if my colleagues know 1. I have diarrhea 2 I have diarrhea every day. It doesnt seem to worry my colleagues. I should add we have a toilet inside the office, as opposed to public toilet, so it is easy (at least for people sitting in that corner of the office) to identify the culprit. The worse if when we have guests coming to our office! We dont have a full-time cleaning lady and I found myself having to clean up the mess myself! I am the CEO! Should I hold a team meeting to review the situation? Or publish the name of the sick bastards on the toilet's door?! |
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WeiSiLi
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Mar 15, 2005 - 01:06 PM |
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But isn’t it dangerous sitting on the seat to pee or crap?? |
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bougie
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Mar 15, 2005 - 01:16 PM |
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| Worse, in my office, my males employees seem all to have permanent diarrhea problem. And they don't know the concept of cleaning. In fact this makes me think a lot about the "face" problem. It would represent a major loss of face for me if my colleagues know 1. I have diarrhea 2 I have diarrhea every day. It doesnt seem to worry my colleagues. I should add we have a toilet inside the office, as opposed to public toilet, so it is easy (at least for people sitting in that corner of the office) to identify the culprit. The worse if when we have guests coming to our office! We dont have a full-time cleaning lady and I found myself having to clean up the mess myself! I am the CEO! Should I hold a team meeting to review the situation? Or publish the name of the sick bastards on the toilet's door?! |
It sounds corney but have a sign made up. Could say clean up after use. Other than that you could spread rumors about your unhappyness. If that doesn't work, have a meeting with culprates. If that doesn't work, make your office bathroom CEO and customers only |
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frenchlover1999
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Mar 15, 2005 - 01:33 PM |
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Excellent suggestions Bougie. I will implement this right away, I will have the sign made asap. Will keep you posted on this most interesting topic. |
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bleucheese
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Mar 15, 2005 - 02:05 PM |
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| i even end up cleaning up someone elses mess because i don't want the next person |
you got balls. and a hell of a sense of civic duty. when i find the hoop soiled and i know someones coming in after me, i make it a point of leaving an even bigger mess and then, as i walk out, i announce the fact that they have some sick raised-in-a-barn bastards in this joint.
no. loaded guys who are too lazy to kick up the seat and have no aim and a poor shake technique do that and, hopefully, they clean it up.
and, by the way, women do it too.
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| But isn’t it dangerous sitting on the seat to pee or crap?? |
who the hell sits on the seat to take a leak? i mean, besides a woman.
and you should always line the seat with t.p. for an orchestral movement of the bowels.
again, do people really need to tell you these things? |
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Madibaman
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Mar 15, 2005 - 02:13 PM |
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| jimandcoco wrote: |
Ok so who's the one who left footprints on our toilet seat?
Jim |
Sorry, me again. I was high on pot. |
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bougie
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Mar 15, 2005 - 02:26 PM |
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Madibaman, what were you doing leaving footprints on the toilet seat, trying to look over at the other stall ?  |
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Madibaman
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Mar 15, 2005 - 02:31 PM |
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Confucious, he say, "Man who stand on toilet bowl, high on pot." I was just trying to get that feeling.
Though I did see MMM and Cornsey in the next stall and they sure were high on somethin' else. |
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jimandcoco
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Mar 15, 2005 - 04:26 PM |
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Ok Madman, so it's you that's been coppin a squat on my toilet seat. Case closed. Ya bastard!
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3. the employees knowing that the CEO cleans up the toilet seat after them.
Bleucheese: That's another great idea. Instead of being the guy that cleans it up, lets make a huge example of some incosiderate behavior. And at the same time, "if ya can't beet 'em, join 'em."
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MaomingMaster
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Mar 15, 2005 - 04:32 PM |
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| Though I did see MMM and Cornsey in the next stall and they sure were high on somethin' else. |
I was high on Cornsey's crack.
Too poor to buy my own. |
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jimandcoco
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Mar 15, 2005 - 04:36 PM |
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High on Cornsey's ass crack.
Too poor to buy any. Plus you know cornsey gives it up for free!
Jim |
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