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Post  Posted: May 28, 2005 - 03:13 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: Last night.

Fidildo ate lobster a la clitoris and duck de le penise.

All washed down by the most exspensive Bolly of course ('Bolly' is what us rich, fat, ugly bastards call Bollinger).

And then I jerked off while looking in the mirror.

Heh heh Ain't Life Grand? heh.
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Post  Posted: May 28, 2005 - 03:34 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

'bolly" is what we havenae got two ha pennies to rub the gither,and dinae care a toss either
but are the most charming
so.. get all the top notch birds who like a bit off rough

call top notch dark [skinned ,huge nipples, grabbabale bums,ladies to drivel and swivvel over babes usually called

LAKSHMI works for BT call centres in DELHI AND MUMBAI after doing a 7 year degree in medicine
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Post  Posted: May 28, 2005 - 03:52 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Scottish is such an interesting dialect...

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Post  Posted: May 28, 2005 - 04:44 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

kind off like it myself geoffoz

after a few "swallies everycnut speaking it anyway

soon i,ll be hearing these musical tones at close hand
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Post  Posted: May 28, 2005 - 04:46 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

fcuck the flamenco guitarist (well no as it was me)

what happened to the birds and there fot stompimg .clapping jiggy jig

good being a guitarist

get all these young hornies
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