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Barker
Joined: May 31, 2005
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June 05, 2005 - 11:51 AM |
 
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quote: with cleavage showing
haha obsessed with it. |
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Barker
Joined: May 31, 2005
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June 05, 2005 - 12:27 PM |
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i mean i am obsessed with the cleavage. not you.
you call me a silly boy? heck i am actually your grandfather. |
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MMM
Ranter
Joined: June 01, 2005
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June 05, 2005 - 02:43 PM |
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Fidel. Senses today? I want to buy you a beverage. |
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Nathalie25
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Joined: Aug 24, 2004
Posts: 10387
Location: Shanghai
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June 05, 2005 - 03:48 PM |
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Fidel always thought Waitresses would make good pets. They've already been sort of house-trained, you know, clear away the dishes, bring you beers, wear short little mini skirts and lean over the table with cleavage showing, I mean, your average wife, g/f or poodle won't do that will they. Unless you're into doggie tits which is a bit weird.
Other things about waitresses:
1) If you want to shag them you can ask them what time they um, get off;
2) If you'd rather stay and home with the mates and get beered up and watch the big game then you just don't turn up;
3) Tips are always appreciated and let's be honest, how often do you tip a waitress the same amount as you'd pay for a hooker ?
4) They may always be able to bring you something delicious from the kitchen, which most wives can't do
5) Wives and Girlfriends have Mothers. Waitresses have Bosses who can be a pain but can also go out with you for a beer;
6) Sexy frilly aprons. It doesn't get much better than that.
7) Waitresses are always pleased to bring you more beer. And will not stop. They LIKE men to drink beer.
So, wanna pet - get a waitress. I call mine Fifi and lead her about on a lead all day. She fvkking loves it. Especially when I pet her. She does sometimes say "But my Mother wouldnt like it" but Fidel's reply is "Your Mother isn't going to get it" then I do her doggy-style on the kitchen floor. Excellent.
Heh heh heh
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I wonder that why can't I experience this kind excellent moments in my previous working places?
fidel, you are so lucky that you can help your waitress in doing this kind tasks in your life. I am so jealous of you !!!!!! wowow.........  |
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Barker
Joined: May 31, 2005
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June 05, 2005 - 04:45 PM |
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fukuman
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Joined: Sep 18, 2003
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June 05, 2005 - 05:21 PM |
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"I wonder that why can't I experience this kind excellent moments in my previous working places?
fidel, you are so lucky that you can help your waitress in doing this kind tasks in your life. I am so jealous of you !!!!!! wowow......... "
this girl is a contender man, a round of applause please, or at leat, a dose of clap |
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bellabella
Gypsy Queen
Joined: Aug 03, 2004
Posts: 14989
Location: London
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June 05, 2005 - 05:22 PM |
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wow - we're in trouble if you are confused wtf! |
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Nathalie25
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Joined: Aug 24, 2004
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Location: Shanghai
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June 05, 2005 - 05:25 PM |
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| fukuman wrote: |
"I wonder that why can't I experience this kind excellent moments in my previous working places?
fidel, you are so lucky that you can help your waitress in doing this kind tasks in your life. I am so jealous of you !!!!!! wowow......... "
this girl is a contender man, a round of applause please, or at leat, a dose of clap |
Ok, I am a man, so girls come here and date with me.......lol... |
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Barker
Joined: May 31, 2005
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June 05, 2005 - 05:30 PM |
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i am still confused. nathalie, what kind of a person are you in reality?
sometimes you look like alway a 14 yo girl, sometimes you... i dont know how to describe nathalie.
i just dont understand why nathalie is jealous of fidel. is it just a understanding thing?? |
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GeoffOz
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Joined: Apr 28, 2005
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Location: Lost in Shanghai
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June 05, 2005 - 05:32 PM |
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Nathalie25 is a man??
Now that's confusing...
Fidel, give me two weeks and I will join you!! |
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Barker
Joined: May 31, 2005
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June 05, 2005 - 05:34 PM |
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i dont know. but nathalie is supposed and thought and self claimed to be a shanghai girl. |
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Barker
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June 05, 2005 - 05:35 PM |
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i researched and have firgured out that when a person is speaking or writing a second language, he/she sounds more innocent. |
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GeoffOz
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June 05, 2005 - 05:36 PM |
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Perhaps, Nathalie is one of those girl-men... |
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bellabella
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June 05, 2005 - 05:37 PM |
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I think nathalie is a girl, aren't you nathalie?
Isn't your avatar you? |
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Barker
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June 05, 2005 - 05:39 PM |
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Nathalie25
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June 05, 2005 - 05:41 PM |
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| wtf wrote: |
i am still confused. nathalie, what kind of a person are you in reality?
sometimes you look like alway a 14 yo girl, sometimes you... i dont know how to describe nathalie.
i just dont understand why nathalie is jealous of fidel. is it just a understanding thing?? |
my real age is 25, but I know that all girls dislike being old as much as I do, so sometimes I know that when I react something here, then it is so childish and fool, but however I know who I am.  |
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GeoffOz
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June 05, 2005 - 05:44 PM |
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| bellabella wrote: |
I think nathalie is a girl, aren't you nathalie?
Isn't your avatar you? |
Yeah, my avatar is me as well, although the photo was taken some time ago. I have put on a little weight since then... |
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Nathalie25
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Joined: Aug 24, 2004
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June 05, 2005 - 05:45 PM |
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| i dont know. but nathalie is supposed and thought and self claimed to be a shanghai girl. |
I myself is a shanghainese girl, so needn't to claim myself to be that anymore anytime. |
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GeoffOz
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June 05, 2005 - 05:47 PM |
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| Nathalie25 wrote: |
| my real age is 25, but I know that all girls dislike being old as much as I do... |
I don't think you should presume that...
Most posters here [Myself included] would probably love to be 25 again!! |
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Barker
Joined: May 31, 2005
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June 05, 2005 - 05:50 PM |
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ok nathalie, i understand that.
and i believe you are a girl. haha
i mean you said you were a girl.
but sometimes i am confused by you. |
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Nathalie25
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June 05, 2005 - 05:52 PM |
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| GeoffOz wrote: |
| Perhaps, Nathalie is one of those girl-men... |
maybe i am a girl-man, cause i also like girls, but not for sex. |
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Barker
Joined: May 31, 2005
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June 05, 2005 - 06:04 PM |
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haha |
Last edited by wtf on June 05, 2005 - 06:05 PM; edited 1 time in total |
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GeoffOz
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June 05, 2005 - 06:05 PM |
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| Nathalie25 wrote: |
| maybe i am a man, cause i also like girls for sex. |
I seem to be having problems with my "Quote" function... |
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Barker
Joined: May 31, 2005
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June 05, 2005 - 06:07 PM |
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nathalie, do you like writing chinese? |
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Nathalie25
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June 05, 2005 - 06:08 PM |
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