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wsl
SuperStar
Joined: June 23, 2005
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Aug 08, 2005 - 11:37 AM |
 
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me first.
I want to climb a tree
on its top count to three |
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wsl
SuperStar
Joined: June 23, 2005
Posts: 1595
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Aug 08, 2005 - 11:47 AM |
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I want to eat a birthday cake
on its plate find a sea |
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wolfy
Fire-eater
Joined: Sep 13, 2004
Posts: 2510
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Aug 08, 2005 - 11:51 AM |
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Michael
Moderator
Joined: Mar 22, 2002
Posts: 5289
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Aug 08, 2005 - 12:02 PM |
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Contest has to have rules..
you get +1 for opening the thread.
you get +3 for posting in it
you get +4 for opening it 2 or more times for each time
you get -1 one for saying something witty
you get -3 for posting an intelligent famous quote
You get +5 for being totally surreal
your get +5 for being unintelligible
your get +1 for misspellings
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wsl
SuperStar
Joined: June 23, 2005
Posts: 1595
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Aug 08, 2005 - 01:12 PM |
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singing while sailing
farting while writing
laughing while reading |
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Madibaman
SuperStar
Joined: Dec 27, 2003
Posts: 1483
Location: Medicinal Planet
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Aug 08, 2005 - 03:17 PM |
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Stop showing off, you imbecile. You win, ok? Hands down, no contest. Now go away. |
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AxialAGE2
SuperStar
Joined: Apr 11, 2004
Posts: 1563
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Aug 08, 2005 - 04:12 PM |
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DeeLphiC
Low Seater
Joined: Mar 11, 2005
Posts: 3333
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Aug 08, 2005 - 04:22 PM |
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DeeLphiC
Low Seater
Joined: Mar 11, 2005
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Aug 08, 2005 - 04:23 PM |
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SirFiddler
Board Legend
Joined: Mar 30, 2004
Posts: 11442
Location: Very close to a bottle of chilled Boags
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Aug 08, 2005 - 04:40 PM |
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whats the first price ? free lobotomy performed by monkeys in aprons in huashan hospital ? |
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Edgewood
FooSlinger
Joined: Jan 28, 2004
Posts: 3906
Location: Colonial Shanghai
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Aug 08, 2005 - 05:10 PM |
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| free lobotomy performed by monkeys in aprons in huashan hospital ? |
But isn't that what everybody wins there? |
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SirFiddler
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Joined: Mar 30, 2004
Posts: 11442
Location: Very close to a bottle of chilled Boags
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Aug 08, 2005 - 05:11 PM |
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looks like a lot of posters on here won already |
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Edgewood
FooSlinger
Joined: Jan 28, 2004
Posts: 3906
Location: Colonial Shanghai
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Aug 08, 2005 - 05:17 PM |
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Remeber that Monty Python sketch? Brain Surgeon?
"My brain hurts!"
That was for you, D. |
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SirFiddler
Board Legend
Joined: Mar 30, 2004
Posts: 11442
Location: Very close to a bottle of chilled Boags
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Aug 08, 2005 - 05:22 PM |
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ha ha ha ha |
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Azrael
FooJay
Joined: Aug 13, 2003
Posts: 1753
Location: Terra Paradiso
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Aug 08, 2005 - 06:42 PM |
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To you wsl, we're all retarded idiots... and you're the only genius running the show....
That makes you the minority....
The self-styled genius, global population: 1 |
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Little pictures in my head. Turn me inside out again. Cuz f^&*ing up takes practice. I feel I'm well rehearsed. Cuz the past is a bully. And the futures even worse. You tell me what you fear. Cuz I can feel it like a curse... |
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wsl
SuperStar
Joined: June 23, 2005
Posts: 1595
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Aug 09, 2005 - 09:34 AM |
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azrael, the truth is:
being stupid is good, being smart is total torture. ifyou are stupid, that means god loves you, if you are smart that means god hates you. |
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AxialAGE2
SuperStar
Joined: Apr 11, 2004
Posts: 1563
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Aug 09, 2005 - 09:43 AM |
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azrael, the truth is:
being stupid is good, being smart is total torture. ifyou are stupid, that means god loves you, if you are smart that means god hates you. |
yeah, that's right. I believe there is no God, so God must hate me. HAHAHA |
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wsl
SuperStar
Joined: June 23, 2005
Posts: 1595
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Aug 09, 2005 - 09:44 AM |
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DeeLphiC
Low Seater
Joined: Mar 11, 2005
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Aug 09, 2005 - 10:53 AM |
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azrael, the truth is:
being stupid is good, being smart is total torture. ifyou are stupid, that means god loves you, if you are smart that means god hates you. |
Words of God DaMan ... or God Damn???
I am just stupid ... hehe ... dont want to be hated by God tho. Being hated by God is no Good ... !!! I am not THAT stupid yet ... hehe ... lol
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DeeLphiC
Low Seater
Joined: Mar 11, 2005
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Aug 09, 2005 - 10:54 AM |
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probably ... 
ever thinking of being a "ton dog"??? exactly same letters!!!
Yay!!!
Oh shiat too much fun too much fun here ... STOOOOOOOP!!!
okay bye
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Azrael
FooJay
Joined: Aug 13, 2003
Posts: 1753
Location: Terra Paradiso
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Aug 09, 2005 - 11:43 AM |
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i think he's talking about ignorance... but ignorance is not stupidity |
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Little pictures in my head. Turn me inside out again. Cuz f^&*ing up takes practice. I feel I'm well rehearsed. Cuz the past is a bully. And the futures even worse. You tell me what you fear. Cuz I can feel it like a curse... |
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milktea
Reacher
Joined: Nov 09, 2004
Posts: 266
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Aug 09, 2005 - 01:38 PM |
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singing while sailing
farting while writing
laughing while reading |
you stupid.you win.
you stop this style,
i feel sick,please!!!!! |
Last edited by milktea on Aug 09, 2005 - 04:47 PM; edited 1 time in total |
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wsl
SuperStar
Joined: June 23, 2005
Posts: 1595
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Aug 09, 2005 - 01:43 PM |
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then yo must hate wsl, plus leadermao and yourself |
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milktea
Reacher
Joined: Nov 09, 2004
Posts: 266
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Aug 09, 2005 - 02:01 PM |
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[quote="wsl"]
only you make me sick.
wonder chinesegirl 's boming
no use for your stupid mind.
wonder why i rescue you ,
i hate mosquito.
it is the only thing i hate till now. |
Last edited by milktea on Aug 09, 2005 - 04:48 PM; edited 1 time in total |
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wsl
SuperStar
Joined: June 23, 2005
Posts: 1595
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Aug 09, 2005 - 02:02 PM |
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