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Post  Posted: Sep 28, 2005 - 07:24 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
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Is there anywhere in the world where girls are easier than in China? I have yet to visit that place, though I doubt its very existence.
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Post  Posted: Sep 28, 2005 - 07:55 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Any all-girls school in North America.

In particular, Mills College in Oakland/Berkeley, California. The horniest lasses I've ever met.

I should have been a professor there, of something.

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Post  Posted: Sep 28, 2005 - 10:19 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
i dont know but thailand speaks volumes foir somewhere i never been

frankly, any place i show my face......................
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Post  Posted: Sep 29, 2005 - 09:25 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Anyplace where you're white and they're Asian. It's all about the same.

Fukuman, I understand where you're coming from. I'm a total hottie myself. We really should meet . . .

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Post  Posted: Sep 29, 2005 - 10:35 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Hey Goosie, sounds like you are keen for a bit.

Actually I want D. Would love a bit of Crocodile Done D.
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WHAT?!?!?!?!?!????????

I am NOT a 52 y.o. too-old-to-f*ck ... with a banana ... !

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DeeLphiC wrote:
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!????????

I am NOT a 52 y.o. too-old-to-f*ck ... with a banana ... !

Rolling Eyes


Okay, next topic. Shocked

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skyline5k wrote:
DeeLphiC wrote:
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!????????

I am NOT a 52 y.o. too-old-to-f*ck ... with a banana ... !

Rolling Eyes


Okay, next topic. Shocked


Yeah, ok. Ah, Doctor?
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Ozzie wrote:
skyline5k wrote:
DeeLphiC wrote:
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!????????

I am NOT a 52 y.o. too-old-to-f*ck ... with a banana ... !

Rolling Eyes


Okay, next topic. Shocked


Yeah, ok. Ah, Doctor?


Yes.
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Post  Posted: Sep 29, 2005 - 11:53 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
MaomingMaster wrote:
Ozzie wrote:
skyline5k wrote:
DeeLphiC wrote:
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!????????

I am NOT a 52 y.o. too-old-to-f*ck ... with a banana ... !

Rolling Eyes


Okay, next topic. Shocked


Yeah, ok. Ah, Doctor?


Yes.



Er, no...
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Post  Posted: Sep 29, 2005 - 11:54 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
MaomingMaster wrote:
MaomingMaster wrote:
Ozzie wrote:
skyline5k wrote:
DeeLphiC wrote:
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!????????

I am NOT a 52 y.o. too-old-to-f*ck ... with a banana ... !

Rolling Eyes


Okay, next topic. Shocked


Yeah, ok. Ah, Doctor?


Yes.



Er, no...


Stopit.
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Post  Posted: Sep 29, 2005 - 11:54 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
MaomingMaster wrote:
MaomingMaster wrote:
MaomingMaster wrote:
Ozzie wrote:
skyline5k wrote:
DeeLphiC wrote:
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!????????

I am NOT a 52 y.o. too-old-to-f*ck ... with a banana ... !

Rolling Eyes


Okay, next topic. Shocked


Yeah, ok. Ah, Doctor?


Yes.



Er, no...


Stopit.



I said STOPPIT!!
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Post  Posted: Sep 29, 2005 - 11:55 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
MaomingMaster wrote:
MaomingMaster wrote:
MaomingMaster wrote:
MaomingMaster wrote:
Ozzie wrote:
skyline5k wrote:
DeeLphiC wrote:
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!????????

I am NOT a 52 y.o. too-old-to-f*ck ... with a banana ... !

Rolling Eyes


Okay, next topic. Shocked


Yeah, ok. Ah, Doctor?


Yes.



Er, no...


Stopit.



I said STOPPIT!!



Aaarggh!!! I'm falling!!
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Post  Posted: Sep 29, 2005 - 11:58 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Maybe it's about time you start drinking again.

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Post  Posted: Sep 29, 2005 - 12:09 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
I'm on a natural high, baby.


You can keep your krishna burgers.
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Post  Posted: Sep 29, 2005 - 12:30 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
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If you're not throwing your orange sweatshirt out, you're not trying hard enough


okay that was funny!
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Post  Posted: Sep 29, 2005 - 12:37 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Yeah? I don't see anyone laughing.
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If you are not seeing anyone laughing, you are not trying hard enough.
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If you're not making anyone laugh, you're obviously Chinese.
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Post  Posted: Sep 29, 2005 - 05:17 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
MaomingMaster wrote:
If you're not making anyone laugh, you're obviously Chinese.


Hell, the Chinese are the funniest people on the face of the Earth!

Not one day goes by when I'm not laughing ... at 'em.

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Post  Posted: Sep 29, 2005 - 05:52 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
"Anyplace where you're white and they're Asian. It's all about the same. "

Along the same line, anyplace you're black, they're White (with the notable exception of the USA, where interacial relationships are forbidden). Among other cliches. Anyway, Singapore & Malaysia are not bad at all.

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Any all-girls school in North America.

In particular, Mills College in Oakland/Berkeley, California. The horniest lasses I've ever met.

I should have been a professor there, of something.


I have lived in different parts of North America. To be sure, private school girls are charged, but I don't think it's comparable to China.
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Post  Posted: Sep 29, 2005 - 08:32 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
For what shall it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and yet lose his own soul?

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I have lived in different parts of North America. To be sure, private school girls are charged, but I don't think it's comparable to China.


Depends on how much you're charged. For me, it was/is free.

Certainly the Western lass has more of an affliction for the suave and debonair type. In China, however, even the crass and dumbasses get laid, expecially whitey.

Kiwi wrote:
For what shall it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and yet lose his own soul?


1. One Hell of a lot of phussy.

2. Jewels to thee are gaudy toys, and gold is sordid dust. But look at the bust on that high-priced bietch and tell me you don't want to be rich.

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