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acujerjer
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Joined: Sep 10, 2003
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Oct 05, 2005 - 03:32 PM |
 
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I met this girl the other day. Blonde hair, beautiful skin, beautiful body and so kind and nice. she was on her way to visit Utah, the Mormon capitol of the world. I asked her what she does for fun and she told me she doesn't drink or party and goes to the movies and does "safe stuff". Then it hit me! It hit me hard! These mormon chicks are hot! All you have to do is be a nice guy and talk religion and they like you. No expensive restaurants or bars. They supposedly don't have sex before marriage but they do oral sex. They probably are so hard up for sex, that they will do lots of oral sex. That is fine with me! Maybe I can be their skeleton in the closet. Their secret sex partner. I'm gonna hit up the Mormon community! |
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yogiho
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Joined: Sep 22, 2005
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Oct 05, 2005 - 03:54 PM |
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Errr, before the chicks and stuff you need to do something for the church. If you are not rich then you need to do someting else other than donating your money.
hmm, what if the priest wanna teabag you? |
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kuldaen
Veejay
Joined: June 06, 2005
Posts: 2064
Location: Somewhere in Shanghai
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Oct 05, 2005 - 03:56 PM |
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| All you have to do is be a nice guy and talk religion and they like you. No expensive restaurants or bars. |
Man have you seen the Dome in Salt Lake City? Its made of pure solid gold. I don't think its a cheap religion to join. |
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bougie
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Joined: Nov 20, 2004
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Location: Wuhan Hubei China
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Oct 05, 2005 - 04:05 PM |
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I would go for it. If you talk about your accupuncher, a little buddism, etc I bet you can get in her pants. Will she let you go down on her? |
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acujerjer
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Joined: Sep 10, 2003
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Location: up your butt and around the corner
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Oct 05, 2005 - 04:05 PM |
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I can just tell them I was raised Mormon. I don't have to join. These chicks are hot! |
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mantis.killer
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Joined: June 27, 2005
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Oct 05, 2005 - 04:20 PM |
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My sister-in-law is mormon and lives in utah. Well she belongs to the less religious mormon kind. So you can avoid becoming a mormon. |
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acujerjer
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Oct 05, 2005 - 04:29 PM |
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She's hot isn't she? |
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skyline5k
Shanghai Royalty
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
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Oct 05, 2005 - 04:39 PM |
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I can't believe you haven't said anything about marrying a dozen or so of these hot mormon chicks yet.
Think of the possibilities! |
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mantis.killer
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Oct 05, 2005 - 04:41 PM |
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well she is kind a normal type I would say. But there sure are the plenty of hot ones! |
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acujerjer
Board Royalty
Joined: Sep 10, 2003
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Location: up your butt and around the corner
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Oct 05, 2005 - 04:45 PM |
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here's the plan. I go to a church and I say I led this wild crazy life of booze and drugs, etc. and I want to become Mormon and ask for forgiveness. I need a group of good Mormon friends to associate with to keep me on the path. Of course, within the group there will definitely be a few hot women. I make them think I need them or I will be a sinner again. One night real late at some church field trip, one of the babes and I go out and have this nice talk. I put the AJJ moves on and badaboom! I can do it at every church in the area! |
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rutuman
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Joined: June 21, 2005
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Oct 05, 2005 - 04:48 PM |
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^ yeah but isnt there some song bout the booze sit. there? |
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frenchlover1999
Shanghai Royalty
Joined: Sep 18, 2004
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Oct 05, 2005 - 06:25 PM |
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You infidels who make fun of religion will all be punished. Including buddhists like Acujerjer who will reincarnate as a worm or perhaps a chicken. |
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rutuman
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Joined: June 21, 2005
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Oct 05, 2005 - 11:26 PM |
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^ aint buddhists infidels? |
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