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Post  Posted: Oct 08, 2005 - 10:03 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: He blew it with the shitty sex record

This is the most dramatic thing i've ever heard. well a friend of mine was dating a british guy a english teacher in shanghai. after their second sex she saw a shitty card in the man's room which wrote :

Monday: Lily
Tuesty: Tinna
Wed: Hai Yan
Thurs.: Vivian
Friday: Anna or Honey
Saturday: Jessica
Sunday:Lily

This immediately reminded her of the sick practice of registration for girls **** by a japanese, which the guy told her about his jap friend. She was so pissed off. Shocked

The silly man tried to explain that was his schedule for sending cards. but why friday is a "or" amd lily has two days on the list.

Is there any other men in shanghai enjoying such buffet like him you guys know? I 'm just curious. Laughing


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hahahah.....stupid man.

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Post  Posted: Oct 08, 2005 - 11:08 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Kudos to the man for keeping a list in the first place! Much better that way than to confuse who was being served up that night in a more embarrassing way.

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Post  Posted: Oct 08, 2005 - 11:10 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Wow. People are just as jacked in the head in Shanghai as in the US. Can't wait to get over there.
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Post  Posted: Oct 08, 2005 - 03:32 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Lilly, Tina, Viavian, Anna, Jessica are all girls from this forum! This guy must be a regular here too. rutuman, is that you? Well, at least Bonnie isn't on the list. Or maybe she's missing out?Smile
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Post  Posted: Oct 08, 2005 - 04:21 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Don't do English teachers.....................my English is just fine, thank you.

Maybe he needs a card to remember who he's doing that night? It's even more embarrassing if you get their name wrong...................

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hha, makes u proud 2 b english

guess its easier 4 the loocal lassie

john# 1
john#2
etc
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I've always found that notches on the bedpost are easier to explain, especially the cuffs are found nearby...
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Goodness I keep my dungeon nicely in my basement and need to go through the secret door before entering Mr. Green No one will know

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Post  Posted: Oct 08, 2005 - 10:08 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

coffeelox wrote:
hahahah.....stupid man.


Indeed. The idiot books chicks over the weekend? Must be new here, or just mildly pathetic.

Also, I have Hai Yan on Wednesdays.
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rutuman wrote:
hha, makes u proud 2 b english

guess its easier 4 the loocal lassie

john# 1
john#2
etc


nah loocal lassie stays in john never comes out
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Post  Posted: Oct 09, 2005 - 02:27 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

looks like loverests friend isn't getting much sympathy.

but then again, there really wasn't any deserved.

and as for the final question... you do the math.

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rutuman wrote:
hha, makes u proud 2 b english

guess its easier 4 the loocal lassie

john# 1
john#2
etc


it's more like

mon. dick #1
tue. dick #2
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sat dick #6
sun...sabbath
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This guy must be NEW here. Back in his country, even the ugliest girl is not looking at him...
Why girls here are so easy???
Western guys are only predators and you are their preys!
Frankly, there is nothing special about a western guy!
SINGLE WESTERN GUY IN SHANGHAI= NO MONEY, ONLY WANT YOUR BUTT!!!!!
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I believe there are a lot shitty western guys in SH like this. This guy has brain damage too. who write down girls names in a card?

My advice, don't go to bed with this kind guy too soon. If he said let's meet on Monday, you said I am busy on Monday. How about Thursday? He probably has to move vivian to other day. After a few round, you will find out he is pretty shitty.
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Fathai wrote:
This guy must be NEW here. Back in his country, even the ugliest girl is not looking at him...
Why girls here are so easy???
Western guys are only predators and you are their preys!
Frankly, there is nothing special about a western guy!
SINGLE WESTERN GUY IN SHANGHAI= NO MONEY, ONLY WANT YOUR BUTT!!!!!


not necessary all easy maybe they also want to try new penis. Laughing

SINGLE WESTERN GUY IN SHANGHAI= NO MONEY, ONLY WANT YOUR BUTT---- true for most cases. they are only rich compared to some locals.
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This guy must be NEW here. Back in his country, even the ugliest girl is not looking at him...
Why girls here are so easy???
Western guys are only predators and you are their preys!
Frankly, there is nothing special about a western guy!
SINGLE WESTERN GUY IN SHANGHAI= NO MONEY, ONLY WANT YOUR BUTT!!!!!


Let's play spot the bitter, teenage, local guy.

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For your information Fathai is a girl named Vivian. But from her last post in reply to me, she might be a hermaphrodite. Laughing Anyway she's Thai & French, so definitely not a local.

And if she's not a hermaphrodite and reasonably cute, I do want her BUTT and her head! Wink

Voulez vous coucher avec moi, Vivian? Smile
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Post  Posted: Oct 11, 2005 - 08:54 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Book your ticket first ( you are N.579)!!!!!!!!!! Yes, I am a Thai hermaphrodite and I am very popular here wiz OLD WHITE DUCKS...I will be at the Pudong Carnival this week end so whoever wants to see me you are all welcome...my show's name is Fathail ( this is the Thai pronunciation read as FATAL in English) boost N.580...
See you!
P.S: Superman can you fly this week end?
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Sorry not this weekend, Vivian. I have the whole Justice League to run. Actually Bruce Wayne and the Green Lantern is taking over for this weekend so I can go to a party with Wonderwomen and Supergirl, and you are not invited! Wink If you need some support for your show, I can send you the Invisible Man. Just look for him in the audience! Laughing
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Clark_Kent wrote:
Sorry not this weekend, Vivian. I have the whole Justice League to run. Actually Bruce Wayne and the Green Lantern is taking over for this weekend so I can go to a party with Wonderwomen and Supergirl, and you are not invited! Wink If you need some support for your show, I can send you the Invisible Man. Just look for him in the audience! Laughing


i have some invisible man in my life, i cannot see him, but i can feel him.
And when i miss of him, i can touch his pictures daily, but unfortunately, i always do it in my dream, not reality.

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Yes, i am not a local Edge. If m harsh wiz western guys its because the one i know have no respect for Chinese local girls ( see them as public toilets) therefore here is my message for locals:
-DONT BE SO EASY
-WESTERN SINGLE= NO MONEY,ONLY WANT YOUR BUTT.

My boyfriend has an agenda with his biz appointemnts and I saw many girls name on it but he said he is dating them just for his biz and Chinese practice. Should I believe or dump him?
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Honest friends, I DON'T F...believe it! and if really this happend, well.........He is RETARDED! but still, I don't believe it.
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I absolutely believe it, since you have been putting up with it for this long. He must be the king of dating many girls at the same time! Where can I sign up for his class? Laughing

On the other hand, I don't think you should dump him. Just date other guys too, and see how he likes it when the table is turned.

But on a side note, has he promised to be exclusive with you? If he has never actually agreed to that, than it's not a binding committment.

But if he has sworn his love for you, then you are entitled to use the "golden rule" - Do unto others as others has done to you.
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