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Post  Posted: Oct 12, 2005 - 09:36 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: James Blond?

It worked for Sienna Miller, but will it work for MI5?

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It's James Blond
By Nicole Lampert, Daily Mail, Showbusiness Editor
11 October 2005

He has just proved his ladykilling credentials by seducing Sienna Miller from under the nose of his friend, Jude Law.

Now Daniel Craig is about to become the biggest seducer of all - Ian Fleming's James Bond.

The actor, who found fame as Geordie in the BBC series Our Friends in the North in 1996, got the job after an 18-month mission to replace Pierce Brosnan.

Scores of others, including Law himself, Ewan McGregor, Colin Farrell and Orlando Bloom, were considered but rejected.

In the end a shortlist of two emerged - Craig and newcomer Henry Cavill. The pair were auditioned again and tried on tuxedos to see how they would look in the quintessential Bond clothing.

Craig, 37, whose choice will be confirmed by producers Barbara Broccoli and Michael G Wilson later this week, will be the sixth Bond, but the first blond.

He will star in the 21st Bond film, based on Ian Fleming's first book Casino Royale.

Craig has said he does not like the fact that the films are more about gadgets than feelings.

He added: 'It's a big machine and it makes a lot of money - so why would you change something that makes a lot of money?'

http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articles/20594611?source=Daily%20M ail&ct=5


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Post  Posted: Oct 12, 2005 - 09:40 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Yeah, i saw this earlier on TV. He's not been comfirmed yet but of he is chosen then its definitely an interesting selection. They **** ed it up with Timothy Dalton who was crap, Pierce Brosnon was ok apart from being Oirish.

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Post  Posted: Oct 12, 2005 - 09:42 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Is it not MI6?

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Post  Posted: Oct 12, 2005 - 09:43 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I thought MI6 was internal - but you're closer to the truth ... or lies as they may be.

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yea, MI6 is external, MI5 internal.


I wouldn't mind being internal on Sienna Miller, though.

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Friggin Hell,
he's one of the worst actors ever...

MMM in his red plush plastic feather jacket would have made a better bond

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Jude and Craig seem rather lite in the boots.

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Post  Posted: Oct 12, 2005 - 09:51 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Robbie Williams would make a good Bond
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So what special features would MMM's jacket have if he was the next James Bond?

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Post  Posted: Oct 12, 2005 - 09:57 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

a bladder bag and a bed pan.

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Post  Posted: Oct 12, 2005 - 09:59 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

pecker pump

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We could now say which poster resembles which character out of all the Bond films.

MMM = Odd Job.

Before anyone starts....yes, I'll be Jaws. Could see GC itching to get that one in.

Magnolia = Miss Money Penny.

Others ???
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Post  Posted: Oct 12, 2005 - 10:06 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

i'm not miss moneypenny.

Sad


but i do like commando as jaws and mmm as 007, himself!

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Post  Posted: Oct 12, 2005 - 10:08 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

MMM as 007.

Oh plllease, do me a favour.

He could be the Midget from the Man with the Golden Gun, wearing his big red Puffer Jacket, hows that?
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Post  Posted: Oct 12, 2005 - 10:09 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

SirFiddler wrote:
Friggin Hell,
he's one of the worst actors ever...

MMM in his red plush plastic feather jacket would have made a better bond


And you could be my arch-enemy 'KiddieFiddler'.


No change there then....
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Post  Posted: Oct 12, 2005 - 10:10 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

GC wrote:
So what special features would MMM's jacket have if he was the next James Bond?


It has a tracking device to detect bullshiit.


It goes off like hell whenever I'm near you.
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Post  Posted: Oct 12, 2005 - 10:11 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I'd like to know who is Dr. Goodhead, kitty Galore, Octopussy etc. etc. etc.

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Post  Posted: Oct 12, 2005 - 10:13 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Dr Goodhead = CLM

Kitty Galore = Fiddler

Octopussy was the title of the film.


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Post  Posted: Oct 12, 2005 - 10:13 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

MaomingMaster wrote:
GC wrote:
So what special features would MMM's jacket have if he was the next James Bond?


It has a tracking device to detect bullshiit.

It goes off like hell whenever I'm near you.


Training wheels and a lock cutter so he can still the local bicycles easier.

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Post  Posted: Oct 12, 2005 - 10:14 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Miss FunnyFanny and Bonnie Clitor

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Post  Posted: Oct 12, 2005 - 10:15 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Was Octopussy not the leader of all the women, the one with the octopus tatoo.

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Post  Posted: Oct 12, 2005 - 10:16 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

ShanghaiUnderground wrote:
a bladder bag and a bed pan.


Back in the old days, absolutely.


I'm the new reformed 007.


Licensed to kick you in the bollocks when I'm introduced to you.
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No that was Dr Squid
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Post  Posted: Oct 12, 2005 - 10:17 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

commando wrote:

He could be the Midget from the Man with the Golden Gun, wearing his big red Puffer Jacket, hows that?


That's NickNack!!!!!

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Post  Posted: Oct 12, 2005 - 10:18 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

commando wrote:
MMM as 007.

Oh plllease, do me a favour.

He could be the Midget from the Man with the Golden Gun, wearing his big red Puffer Jacket, hows that?


Bond has to be good looking. It's a given.

Hence all the people here (GC, KiddieFiddler) advocating my charming looks.


You, on the other hand, are as ugly as sin itself. You couldn't even be a bad guy with a face like that.
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