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Post  Posted: Oct 14, 2005 - 05:44 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
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Post  Posted: Oct 14, 2005 - 05:45 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

hee hee- very clever

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I went on a date with a smokin hot Aussie chick tonight! We just ripped on American chicks all night. I am officially done with any girl that was born in America! Done! Never again will I put up with their BS! Any country, religion or race, but never an American!

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Post  Posted: Oct 14, 2005 - 05:57 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

so acujerjer- what are your top ten countries and bottom ten?

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Post  Posted: Oct 14, 2005 - 06:00 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

mate are you retarded.

you live in california, literally the top 3 percent of chicks from every city move to LA yearly and you have a hard time with these women.

that is insane. god i wish i could show you that white girls are exactly the same as chinese ones but you guys don't believe it.

it is like this mental block telling you that you can't get laid if their skin is white. the game might be a little different but it is still the game.

it was just as easy to get laid back home as it is here.

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Post  Posted: Oct 14, 2005 - 06:00 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

acujerjer wrote:
I went on a date with a smokin hot Aussie chick tonight! We just ripped on American chicks all night. I am officially done with any girl that was born in America! Done! Never again will I put up with their BS! Any country, religion or race, but never an American!



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Any but American. I love latinas, Asians, and Aussies.

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Post  Posted: Oct 14, 2005 - 06:03 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

no europeans in there?
hmmm- thinking of my own country preferences- don't really have favourites

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I like Euros like Brits and Norwegian and stuff if they have a hot body. A British babe with a nice face and body is awesome!

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^^ Yeah but I heard all of them 3 are married now.
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Hold on CLM! I never said I don't like white women! I love them! I don;'t like women who are born in America even if they have yellow skin. Canada is fine! Look a chick wants to bang for a one nighter ok. But I will not put any more energy towards a women who is born in America! I'm out! They are awful! Rude, mean demanding and just down right cruel! There are smokin hot babes from all over the world here, especially Latin America and Asia.

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Post  Posted: Oct 14, 2005 - 06:36 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I like girls from Chipping Sodbury in South Gloucestershire.

I can't stand them from any other place.
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Post  Posted: Oct 14, 2005 - 06:39 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

HC is does seem illogical for a British chick to have a decent body from all that fried greasy food they eat!

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Post  Posted: Oct 15, 2005 - 09:32 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Good one, commando! But where's the "Order Beer Online" icon?

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Post  Posted: Oct 15, 2005 - 09:42 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Would that not mean paying for it yourself, and as we all know, australians never buy beer themselves.

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Post  Posted: Oct 15, 2005 - 09:48 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Thanks beauty!

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Post  Posted: Oct 15, 2005 - 09:53 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I absolutely loved living in LA.

Seriously, that town was built for any man with a British accent.


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MMM is right! I was at Barney's Beanery, this sports pub here in LA a few days ago drinking with 2 British Blokes and they were telling me the amount of Poon they consume in America because of their accent. They are photo journalists for Britain living in LA for about 3 years. They were talking about England like it was this promised land where the streets were paved with beer. I was all drunk getting sucked in screaming "I'm going to England!!!"

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Post  Posted: Oct 15, 2005 - 10:02 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Barney's Beanery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You been there GC?

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Post  Posted: Oct 15, 2005 - 10:15 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I was approached by these two chicks in a bank for **** sake....

They just came up because they heard me talking to the teller and 'it was like' (notice 'LA-talk' in scare quotes) 'Hi! are you, like, English?'.

Two hours later and MMM was, like, thinking that LA girls can be very friendly.


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Post  Posted: Oct 15, 2005 - 10:16 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

MaomingMaster wrote:
I absolutely loved living in LA.

Seriously, that town was built for any man with a British accent.


Doors open that you wouldn't believe.............


someone needs sleep royally!

a post of mixed posting style of rutu/cblah under MMM's account

lol

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Post  Posted: Oct 15, 2005 - 10:17 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

The people in LA are weird - which is fine by me.

They're either total freaks and having sex-parties with coke and ecstasy or they're going to some religious meeting.
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Post  Posted: Oct 15, 2005 - 10:18 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

no sweat mate

the sweat would be mine ... I need a shower royally now!

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Post  Posted: Oct 15, 2005 - 10:18 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

dyniquee wrote:
MaomingMaster wrote:
I absolutely loved living in LA.

Seriously, that town was built for any man with a British accent.


Doors open that you wouldn't believe.............


someone needs sleep royally!

a post of mixed posting style of rutu/cblah under MMM's account

lol


Glad you picked up on it.

That's a good marker for your English comprehension, D, really.
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