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acujerjer
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Oct 24, 2005 - 05:16 PM |
 
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How many times have you hid a camera in your room and not told the chick? With my Cannon Digital elph I can film up to 20 minute movies and pretty much hide it anywhere. But the best was when I was in Shanghai, and I met a girl online. She asked me to come over, and I showed up with my friend all hammered from gin. She let us both in. Broke out about 10 Suntorys. I started macking and my friend broke out not only a video camera, but a professional light. This chick had no idea we were going to do this. Some Shanghainese slut. Anyways, instead of saying "What the hell are you doing?!! Turn that off!" She stands up and says, "Oh, you guys are filming?" And starts fixing her hair. That was it. She didn't even flinch. So while we went at it, my friend even was fondling her while he was filming. So when you watch it, it looks like virtual porn. You see the camera man's hand come out and finger her and stuff. Brilliant idea. |
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cashew
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Joined: Oct 12, 2005
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Oct 24, 2005 - 05:21 PM |
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what are suntorys
and
what exactly is macking?
i have never secretly video taped men in my bedroom
-only overtly |
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bougie
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Joined: Nov 20, 2004
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Oct 24, 2005 - 05:33 PM |
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suntorys are beers
macking, don't know
I have never taped, but I think I have been taped |
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cashew
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Oct 24, 2005 - 05:38 PM |
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you think you've been taped bougie?
what made you think that |
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cashew
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Oct 24, 2005 - 05:54 PM |
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Azrael
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Location: Terra Paradiso
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Oct 24, 2005 - 05:57 PM |
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Macking basically means making out... |
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Little pictures in my head. Turn me inside out again. Cuz f^&*ing up takes practice. I feel I'm well rehearsed. Cuz the past is a bully. And the futures even worse. You tell me what you fear. Cuz I can feel it like a curse... |
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cashew
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Oct 24, 2005 - 05:58 PM |
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thanks
now i can keep up |
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*CheerLeader*Mao
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Joined: July 07, 2004
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Oct 24, 2005 - 05:59 PM |
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sorry CLM has political ambitions and will one day be a public figure so you wont see so much as a picture of him in compromising positions.
(don't even think of it SirFiddler) |
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acujerjer
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:01 PM |
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Macking isnt making out.
MACKING is different. Kind of like hitting on someone. Like I'm a Mackdaddy. |
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Azrael
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:03 PM |
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Oh... always thought it was making out... my bad.... |
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Little pictures in my head. Turn me inside out again. Cuz f^&*ing up takes practice. I feel I'm well rehearsed. Cuz the past is a bully. And the futures even worse. You tell me what you fear. Cuz I can feel it like a curse... |
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acujerjer
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:05 PM |
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It can be making out but it doesn't have to be.
??? |
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Azrael
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:08 PM |
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Yeah coz I guessed the meaning while watching "The Girl Next Door"... So go figure.... LOL.... Another example of "you shouldn't believe everything that happens in the movies".... |
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Little pictures in my head. Turn me inside out again. Cuz f^&*ing up takes practice. I feel I'm well rehearsed. Cuz the past is a bully. And the futures even worse. You tell me what you fear. Cuz I can feel it like a curse... |
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bleucheese
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Joined: Aug 01, 2003
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:20 PM |
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Ive always been amazed at how easy it is to photograph women in compromising positions, no matter how timid and conservative i had originally thought the broad.
On the few occassions a cam was handy, the ladies were always gung ho. Literally- once the camera came out, the level of nastiness increased tenfold. Only once did I get a "Dont you dare!" but as soon as I got clicked one off, she couldnt get enough camera exposure.
Youd think that after seeing so many dudes post pictures of their exes all over the net, it would be a more difficult undertaking. |
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Azrael
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:23 PM |
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Yeah girls like photographers for some reason... |
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Little pictures in my head. Turn me inside out again. Cuz f^&*ing up takes practice. I feel I'm well rehearsed. Cuz the past is a bully. And the futures even worse. You tell me what you fear. Cuz I can feel it like a curse... |
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acujerjer
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:26 PM |
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Women are attention addicts, what do you expect? It's always all about them! |
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bleucheese
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:30 PM |
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....and sorting through these old photos, i have no problem with that right now. |
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acujerjer
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:32 PM |
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post one. |
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Azrael
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:34 PM |
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lol... |
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Little pictures in my head. Turn me inside out again. Cuz f^&*ing up takes practice. I feel I'm well rehearsed. Cuz the past is a bully. And the futures even worse. You tell me what you fear. Cuz I can feel it like a curse... |
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bleucheese
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:35 PM |
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haha. no dice.
none of them have ever fuqed me me over.
and im pretty sure a few log on to see whats up in my life.
next time youre out here, ill give you a peek. |
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acujerjer
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:36 PM |
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I'll have to nail them myself and take my own pics. We could nail them together if you want. I get front side! |
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*CheerLeader*Mao
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:36 PM |
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i was back home catching up with my best friend growing up. we are at his work and he pulls out this folder he has hidden behind some desk etc.
he asks me if i ever wondered what cheryl looked like when she was 17. cheryl was his high school sweetheart. so anyway he pulls about about 10 pics of his high school honey from 1987. man remember those old perm out hair dos all the hot banger girls wore. cheryl was a serious babe.
priceless.
he tells me when they were breaking up she made him tear up the pictures and burn them but havinng anticipated this beforehand he had doubles made and kept his own personal set that he kept to himself.
he said he figured if cheryl knew she would kill him (they broke up in 1989 for crying out loud and he still had these things in pristine condition) but my guess is now that she would be pushing 35 with a couple kids she wouldn't mind seeing what a knockout body she had back in the day. |
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bleucheese
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:38 PM |
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I have no problem with that. Sharing is caring. And im a big fan of parking in the rear. |
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acujerjer
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:40 PM |
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Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. |
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Azrael
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:44 PM |
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And the wolf pack is all sorted eh? |
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Little pictures in my head. Turn me inside out again. Cuz f^&*ing up takes practice. I feel I'm well rehearsed. Cuz the past is a bully. And the futures even worse. You tell me what you fear. Cuz I can feel it like a curse... |
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bleucheese
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:44 PM |
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Great story CLM!
Thank god for digital photos man. I have a whole folder and noones tearing them up. I figure if one of them ever makes it big, Im retired. |
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