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alex-hk
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Joined: Apr 21, 2003
Posts: 1419
Location: in there.
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Oct 29, 2005 - 11:00 AM |
 
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| Post subject: A message from Bangkok |
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Last nit my bar man gernmy com. he buy me the cola, I talk him him fat smell bad want go short time with me, I say no hab mens, him say goot pay ectra I say have a kee mak (how U say the dieree-ah?) him say more goot, pay a more extra, I say I want to throw my stomach up, him say more goot but not for me get greedy. why a man like this dirty sex?
I tell him meet me at Short time garden hotel on silom, he go. I tell my friend big katoey go see him, I think he like. then I wait my frend Lek for go eating noodle. She go for short time (3 time, she beautiful!) with a man Japan, she back 2 minutes, we go eat the noodle, and some man say he lub me but hab no money I tell him "no money no honey" (Noi get 5% from t-shirt sale, Noi invent this sentence). him get made say lady Thai only want money I say no kee what you think I like smelly man wit the pack on a back? I tell him go see katoey and man germany for free time fun then go Khaosan road, why a hotel Khao san not hab a shower? Noi not unnersand...then we go back bar mamasan say hab to cut salary becut we late 3 mints I say Kee kwai, want full salree, she say no so we call union rep, she tell mamasan mut to pay the full salry, so she pay then finit bar close. Lek and Noi walk for taxi taxi man say 200 bhat go my room I say kee kwai! Lek say Yetmae Khun caprot taxi! Noi say gin kee, we walk my room, see many cutomer say hab no mony want Hoi, we say we want mony hab no hoi...they not to unnersand...
nec day at my bar mamasan say mut to make beer pricer more high and mut to get more lady drink. Cutomer not to cum bar to mut now so mut to make a mony some way Noi say to mamasan "why we no sell 1 dink 100,000 bhat finit one day go holiday? mamsan say not be a smart chang. Noi get mad say mut to joop my toot. Not easy for be lady work a bar ok thaks you listn me. Pleet to com my bar buy me cola make mamasan happy. |
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yogiho
Talker
Joined: Sep 22, 2005
Posts: 89
Status: Offline
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Oct 29, 2005 - 12:23 PM |
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I heard the english MI6 have a software to make normal english sentence spelled just like that. |
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G00se
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Joined: July 04, 2003
Posts: 712
Location: Probably somewhere I shouldn't be !
Status: Offline
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Oct 31, 2005 - 10:31 AM |
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