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Post  Posted: Jan 23, 2006 - 02:59 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: Re: Asian Box-Eating Zombies

Fidel wrote:
What will Nathalie cum up with ? heh


Cows Slurping Curd, and the Monkey Butts Who Love 'em

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Post  Posted: Jan 23, 2006 - 05:20 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: Re: Asian Box-Eating Zombies

Fidel wrote:
OK, here's the deal...you have to trawl porn websites and let us know here which of them have mental or funny names. You CAN'T post the link and you should keep it 'clean' so that the double entendres cum through but not the filth. See how long we can add to this without it getting Pitted.

So to kick off, Fidel nominates the following line from a certain site:

"These girls are out of control, once the cameras start rolling they turn into asian box eating zombies!"

Which Fidel thinks is actually pretty funny. Another is "Big Sausage Pizza" which has stupid stories of the pizza delivery guy who delivers to large breasted women but his knob is sticking through the pizza. Gross, but funny in a gonzo sort of way. You get the drift.

Do your best. I know most of you surf porn instead of working anyway.

Heh heh What will Nathalie cum up with ? heh

Fidel



Man, are you free? if so, let's talk about it detailedly in that senses immediately ..... Cool

PS, please put your hands over your head and send me that pic as soon as possible Exclamation If not, I will never meet you in senses Twisted Evil

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