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Fiddle
Newbie
Joined: Mar 10, 2006
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Mar 10, 2006 - 08:15 PM |
 
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I hate newbies and everyone else that thinks they know more about China than me. All these english teachers and investment brokers and everyone else come to that can just eeek off as far as I'm concerned.
I was here first, right, and so I own China. I've made $74 billion from careful investment and knowing how to do business the 'Chinese Way' - which none of you kitties know how to do. In short, I'm brilliant, so eeek off everyone else.
When I go out to bars in Shanghai, Beijing, Hong Kong or even Suzhou everyone goes 'Hey look! There goes Fiddle! He's brilliant, he is'. And I love it because I'm rich and everyone else in China is poor.
I came here originally in 1954 just after I left school at the age of 15 with no qualifications and swept chimneys and worked my way up to the man I am today. I have sex with outrageously beautiful women from Mongolia and I can speak 435 dialects from China.
I only drink the most expensive wines in the world and I remember their names to impress the poor kitties that I pay to hang around with me on Friday nights. I have lots of girlfriends and even more money which I use to wipe my arse after a dump.
I fantasize about older women because I really had a desperately unhappy childhood so I need a mother-figure.
In short, I'm brilliantly fantastic and very rich (yeah right...) and you're all rubbish.
See you down Senses!
Heh heh I have no friends and I'm desperately lonely heh |
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Goosie
Board Grand Dame
Joined: July 16, 2003
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Location: Singapore
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Mar 10, 2006 - 09:50 PM |
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A bit of self-parody there, eh Fidel? |
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digahole
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Location: ultra rich neighborhood
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Mar 10, 2006 - 10:43 PM |
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except I never flight first class unless someone else pays for it. oh, I like filipino mail order bride, they are cheap and can do laundry and cooking so I don't have to eat out.
Heh Heh mail order bride Heh |
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acujerjer
Board Royalty
Joined: Sep 10, 2003
Posts: 7770
Location: up your butt and around the corner
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Mar 10, 2006 - 10:47 PM |
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But the real question is why does Fidel put an "H" at the end of his "He"
Heh heh. How stupid! HeHe is not good enough. Would we be pronouncing it wrong without the heh heh? |
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GC
The Ginger Prince
Joined: Dec 01, 2003
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Mar 11, 2006 - 03:40 AM |
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he he is like a girly giggle. adding the 'h' makes it sound more knowingly. |
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acujerjer
Board Royalty
Joined: Sep 10, 2003
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Location: up your butt and around the corner
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Mar 11, 2006 - 08:12 AM |
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Heh heh looks wrong to me. Because if you say it out loud, there is no need for the second h. I think it should be "hea hea" or maybe "Heu Heu". But when I see "heh heh" I imagine him blowing lots of air out, almost like you got punched in the stomach. Is that the sound you are after Fidel?
Hea Hea Iron Maiden Riots Hea Hea
AJJ |
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lancesidecar
FooJay
Joined: Jan 07, 2005
Posts: 1631
Location: Hitsville, PRC
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Mar 11, 2006 - 08:54 AM |
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Maybe you are all those things, but a gentleman you are not Fidel. |
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Goosie
Board Grand Dame
Joined: July 16, 2003
Posts: 4771
Location: Singapore
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Mar 12, 2006 - 12:38 AM |
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The wisdom of Fidel! But maybe I'm prejudiced. After all, the guy actually wrote a very flattering thread about grande dames. Once I read that, I was putty in his hands . . .  |
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alex-hk
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Joined: Apr 21, 2003
Posts: 1419
Location: in there.
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Mar 12, 2006 - 01:40 AM |
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Match made on heaven... One bored aged housewife (been to Shanghai maybe once for a day or two but hanging around this board with complete strangers for years) getting nuts there in Shicago... and a prominent red-faced old chap (also red-faced due to gallons of aristocratic red wine consumed to show off here) who has totally nothing else to do rather than post inane remarks 24/7 (good biz he has one should say but never mind.)
Anyways, the soap opera continues?  |
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Goosie
Board Grand Dame
Joined: July 16, 2003
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Mar 12, 2006 - 11:48 PM |
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^Housewife? I wish, especially now that I'm studying for the Series 7. And still doing by regular job via Blackberry.
As for Fidel, he likes older women, but I can't imagine he'd actually sleep with one. He can have pretty much whomever he wants (eat your heart out Acujerk), but he remains ever the gentleman. That's his secret to success. You young guys could learn a lot by paying attention to Fidel. (This means YOU, Acujerk). I'd give similar advice to fukuman, but he's too far gone already. |
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acujerjer
Board Royalty
Joined: Sep 10, 2003
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Location: up your butt and around the corner
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Mar 13, 2006 - 05:48 AM |
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Goosie you always have to start shiit with me, don't you?
You have this impression that only intelligent guys understand the beauty and mystic of an older woman. Fidel is one of them you think. I have been with a 48 year old once. Good BJs, but one good look of that old body riding me in the light, was enough to make my dick go limp.
I hate to burst your bubble, but men that want sex, will never chose an older woman unless that is all they can get., The older a woman is, the easier they are. A single woman over 35 is so easy to bang, they will even buy the guy dinner! There are very few, if any, guys out there that would rather have sex with an older woman, then a hot young supple, soft, 19 year old. Younger chicks are just harder to deal with.
See, woman go for looks second. This becomes obvious when you can see loads of hot young woman with fat ugly guys, simply for their money and power. But it isn't often that you see a rich powerful guy, with an ugly woman. If it happens, the guy is a fool with no game. What is he paying for exactly? Men date woman solely on looks. I know it is hard for you ladies to accept this, but better you know the truth. You think the guy loves you for who you are. Go gain 40 pounds then tell me how much he loves you. A guy gains 40 pounds, if he is still bringing home the bacon, it isn't as much of a problem. Woman do not understand how important sex is to us.
I say this but noone gets it. All a woman has to do to get ahead in life is diet and exercise. That's it! Don't even go to college. If I had a daughter, I would just say go to the gym and eat right. When she marries her millionaire at age 25, she will thank me.
It is amazing what life can teach you, if you just open your eyes and observe people. |
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rutuman
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Joined: June 21, 2005
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Mar 13, 2006 - 10:41 AM |
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Goosie being a gent here dont get u a sniff, cept maybe if ur in the market for wrinkle honkie poon.
more than anywhere, chinese girls like prick colorwolfs. the more of a lying, pretentious fake, show-off twit u r, the more they love u. |
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Rio
Post Boaster
Joined: Dec 04, 2004
Posts: 4724
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Mar 13, 2006 - 11:13 AM |
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wrinkle honkie toon, hahahaha, the whole **** office is staring at me cuz I had to laugh out friggin loud! |
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Rio
Post Boaster
Joined: Dec 04, 2004
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Mar 13, 2006 - 11:22 AM |
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Most of the time acjj is talking sheit, but he is damn right in this case. |
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digahole
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Location: ultra rich neighborhood
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Mar 13, 2006 - 11:25 AM |
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| If I had a daughter, I would just say go to the gym and eat right. When she marries her millionaire at age 25, she will thank me. |
that's horseshiat, over 50% of employee in companies I've worked for are women (I'm talking about good professional companies, not burger king alike which you're more familiar with) many of them are in manager positions, they are all college educated intellegent women. |
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Rio
Post Boaster
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Mar 13, 2006 - 11:33 AM |
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So it is for the other 50%, still a good guess by ajj. |
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acujerjer
Board Royalty
Joined: Sep 10, 2003
Posts: 7770
Location: up your butt and around the corner
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Mar 13, 2006 - 12:59 PM |
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I didn't expect retards like digahole to understand what I posted. I did not say women don't work you idiot! How dumb wold that be. I said HOT CHICKS DO NOT NEED TO WORK!
The key here "HOT CHICKS"
The skinnier and hotter a chick is, the less they have to work, and the farther they get in life. They can work hard and go to college if they want to, but whether they work or not, they will go farther than a fat girl 90% of the time. Make that 99% of the time.
All a girl has to do is be hot and by age 25 she marries a millionaire. Amazing! I wish I was a chick! |
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frenchlover1999
Shanghai Royalty
Joined: Sep 18, 2004
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Mar 13, 2006 - 01:03 PM |
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But you are hot too, Acu. I am sure you too can marry a millionaire.. |
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bougie
Board Buddha
Joined: Nov 20, 2004
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Location: Wuhan Hubei China
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Mar 13, 2006 - 01:04 PM |
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Hot chicks can work at titty bars and car/stereo shows. They can also sell just about anything in fact.
And the checkered flag, boxing round intermission ... common... lots of jobs |
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rutuman
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Joined: June 21, 2005
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Mar 13, 2006 - 01:14 PM |
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^ bit ironic that those babes selling the kinter swiis chocolates r hot too , or the girls having a great time drinking alco pops and flirting with guys in a club.
more likely they'll be fat, drunk getting shafted between parked cars outside a club |
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acujerjer
Board Royalty
Joined: Sep 10, 2003
Posts: 7770
Location: up your butt and around the corner
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Mar 13, 2006 - 06:07 PM |
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You know Jackshyatt you bastard! You think you are so damn cool and wise, but you are really a moron and noone likes you on this site anymore. Lately all you do is criticize everyone and talk mad shiit. Wen I see you, I am going to spit in your face, Yeah that's right! What you gonna do about it? Huh?
So what. You obviously came from money and invested in China before a lot of people did. Do you think any of us care or are impressed? You drink good wine and smoke cigars. WOW how amazing! What an accomplishment! You are still an idiot! Noone dies of AIDS right Fidel? That is a direct quote from you. Who can't do business in China? A monkey can make money there. Fidel, suck my cock King Tosser! |
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rutuman
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Joined: June 21, 2005
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Mar 13, 2006 - 06:13 PM |
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hahaaha. this site never fails to amaze me, that the men r more bitchy than the women.
its kinda more fun than arguing with chinese hoes with crap english and a big penchant 4 white dik. |
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skyline5k
Shanghai Royalty
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
Posts: 8658
Location: i am ERROR
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Mar 13, 2006 - 08:39 PM |
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Bring it to a ring! Let me know when & I'll sell tickets!
Heh Heh Capitalistic bastards! Heh! |
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rutuman
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Mar 13, 2006 - 08:47 PM |
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Ajj rocks, im poon-less now and he's gonna shape me up
summer starts when ajj lands here, move over betrayers , the players landed
party times a callin |
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acujerjer
Board Royalty
Joined: Sep 10, 2003
Posts: 7770
Location: up your butt and around the corner
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Mar 13, 2006 - 09:03 PM |
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