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Title : How to Mollest Your Students (218.**.91.**)
Well this is a bit lengthy and perhaps a bit of a test to see how censored this board is.If this gets censored,I‘ll know for sure how serious this website is about censorship.
STEP ONE: SELECTING THE STUDENT
I’m only going to focus on girl students because if you‘re a sick **** and like little boy,do your ass-jamming somewheres else.
You want a student that is happy to see you.One that smiles each and every day your presence occurs.If you have to,butter a child up.Give her special,but secret,favors.This is maybe laborious,but worth it in the long run.
My favorite method is candies and money.Kids drool over man wons.When they see your fat wallet,they get all googley-eyed.Watch the reactions.The kids that don’t go “WA! MONEY!” ignore completely.Then make a note of which ones are wowed over a few green man wons.
Choose a loner.One with no friends.Ask the class “who is the boss?” and “who is the wangta?”.A wangta is the one at the bottom of the barrel.If you have a wangta who googles over a few measley bucks,she‘s your target.
Be friendly to her.If you give her 1000 won here,500 won there,and candy every once and a while,and say “beemeel” which is Korean for secret,she won’t go to anyone to say nothing.She has no friends!
Selection is tough.Picking the wrong one will have parents at the least dropping there kids from the school.At worst,rumors followed by visits by fathers knocking your lights out.Only very rarely will charges be laid.It is a loss of face by the family and the publicity would embarrass the entire lot of them.
Ages are another thing to keep in mind.Do you want a real young student,or an older one? If you‘re looking for a kid 4 to 7 western years,it’s gonna be alot easier than getting an 8 to 12 year old kid.
Let‘s go through the parameters.
Kids 4 to 7 talk alot.but if you pick the right ones,they don’t say ****.How can you tell? Test them.Do something contraversial.Take your shirt off in class.Then ask yer boss “what about the parents of that class?” If yer boss says “did you take your shirt off in that class?” Then find out which kid told there parents.You will know which kids talk to mommy and daddy and which ones keep there lips shut.
Kids 8 to 12 pretty much forget it unless you are super and I mean SUPER close.They talk to friends.They will say **** on the school bus.The bus driver will overhear it.**** will go down.All and all,I try to avoid this age range,but thats not saying I aint ever experienced it before if you know what I‘m saying.
Kids over 13.All it takes is buttering them up,and a bit of money.You want the rebels.Dyed hair.Radical and liberal clothes.Ripped jeans.Ear piercings.You know what I’m talking about.Also,what do there parents do for a living? If the father is a rich doctor and mommy stays at home,forget it.But if mommy and daddy work overtime to send their kid to the hogwon,there odds have just increased.Figure it out.Mommy and Daddy never home.Money is tight.All the money goes to food,clothing,shelter,bills,debts,and education.Bets are,allowance time is not the treasure that other kids get.
STEP TWO: MAKING THAT FIRST MOVE
It all depends.How old is this kid.4 to 7? The move is simple.Touch there bum often.Pat their bum.Friendly-like.If they start to avoid you,**** it.Move on.If they maintain the relationship,keep going.Pat their chest.Pet them.Have them sit on your lap.I can‘t tell you how many games there are that can get a kid to have them touch you,or you them.Be creative.
Older kids are challenging but possible.Ask the kids what would you do for 1000 won.Then say that you would kiss a window for 1000 won.Then kiss the window.Other kids will say “ME ME!” Sure.Give out a few bucks for kids kissing the window.Then ask them bigger questions.What would you do for 1000 won.Would you kiss the director or owner of the school? Most will say no.What about man won? what about oh man won? You will get a feel as to which kids have a greater threshold for money.
Let me tell you one of my many experiences: I had a student,all of 15 years old.We got to the point that she would do anything for 100,000 won.And I mean anything.Needless to say,for eight months after that she visited me twice a month.Sure I was a bit poorer,but I **** a virgin korean middle school girl over 20 times.Can any of you attest to that? I doubt it.
STEP THREE: GETTING ALONE WITH THEM
Younger kids: Seperate the class.Boys and girls.Play a game,and make the boys win.They win a prize and leave class a few minutes early.Lock the door.Girls do chores,your target having the chore that takes the longest amount of time.When you are alone,that is your cue.This is after you are friendly to her.Tell her she is cute.Tell her she is smart.Her English is so good.Always do this.But when you are alone,that is your cue to do something other than talking.Have her give you a massage.Give her a massage.Play the Border Game with her.If you don’t know the border game,then you are truly an amatueur.
Older Kids: Play a game,the winner gets to go for dinner with you.Or you make dinner for them.Start being sociable with them.Sort of like dating them.Of course the first few times,they will take their friends.Fine.Let them.After that,only you and them.WHen you are in your place making dinner for them,spike the dinner.Yes,cook with rum or something.But add it AFTER the food is cooked.They don‘t want to be rude,so they will eat their meal.Make sure they get at least 2 ounces of booze in their meal.That is enough.Wait 30 minutes after dinner.Then play the border game or a variant there-of.
If you have any questions I’d be happy to answer them for you.And for all you daves esl censoring crap head who enjoying nothing better than to prude your way through life,enjoy your eskimo pie.I‘ll take bald kimchi pie thanks! |
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and man, honestly despite the matching usernnames , thats not me, promise |
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oh man, i just read it
ajj has got nothing on this guy |
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still can't shake the englishspectrum issue; today i finally read the post about "how to molest your students". it is sick, sick, sick. I never had any idea it was as detailed as it is. If you feel u must read it, it's here.
It's a shame that one person's comments are being taken as representative of the English Teacher population. Small-mindedness and the media often go hand in hand, don't they?
update (sunday, jan.16,2005):
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Supposedly there were some prοtest/gatherings of Koreans opposed to English teachers getting a free ride in more ways than one. Pun intended. The discussion boards are still full of comments by pissed (jealous) Koreans, and it seems that the majority of them are male; like 90%+
I spoke with a few Korean girl friends last night, and they thought it was laughable. They too agreed that it was a Korean male issue, and not a Korean issue. Girls making out with Westerners? Heaven forbid. You would think someone just busted into the monkey cage at the zoo, and was taking advantage of the chimps. We're not making ligers here (tiger+lion); there's a really simple thing going on, called "having fun", and it's a two-way street. I don't even want to talk about this non-issue anymore, but apparently it IS an issue, at least in the minds of Korean men, and I've been told to 'watch my back' when out with Korean girls.
So far, The Marmot's Hole has been my best resource; an employee of a Korean newspaper with an all-too-obvious moonlighting hobby (lucky bastard).
The Party Pooper has some info. as well.
And a really popular site for Korean men who spend too much time in PC Bahngs, staring at Lara Croft's rendered and pixelated breasts, is Anti-English Spectrum. For those less-than-confident individuals who wish to rid the world of all men save themselves, in the hopes that they might have a better chance of finally getting laid.
If it's a control/power issue these (mass)individuals are having, perhaps they need to look at who has the REAL Ultimate Power.
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If you think the buttheads over at English Spectrum degrade Korean women, they are nothing compared to the Korean media, which regularly depicts women as sexual playthings. I’m not going to get myself tied up in a knot over this, as like any heterosexual male, I enjoy seeing attractive women in advanced states of undress, and I find posting tabloid crap much more rewarding than posting about North Korea. But if the Joongang Ilbo – currently the largest online newspaper in Korea (Chosun still leads in hardcopy, though ) – wants to defend the honor of Korean womanhood against the degradations of barbarian men, it first needs to ask itself what role it has played in fetishizing its own women.
The Marmot's Hole: link.
That pretty much sums up my thoughts on this whole englishspectrum.com playboy forum issue.
Here's the jist of what's going on... Marmot's original post.
A few days ago, I was speaking with a friend in promotions who said he wasn't sure whether this issue would mushroom, and his promo's on the site, englishspectrum.com, a website of entertainment, classifieds, jobs wanted/offered, and open discussion forums, would be affected.
And then today, on an evening date, I was blasted at the subway upon meeting her with "is it true? Are all foreign men wanting to have sex with Korean girls in exchange for free English lessons?" After an hour's discussion, I figured I'd better look into it...
The big issue surrounds a specific forum, "Ask the Playboy", where apparently advice is given/discussed about how to pick up Korean chicks, etc. However, the forums were wide open for any kind of comment, and there had been postings about "how to molest your students". There's always a sick bastard in the crowd, and it was comments like this and other crap that got the Korean media in a frenzy (The Korean media can be likened to tabloid crap we get at home. Even the Koreans don't trust it. Unless of course, it is slamming foreigners, as in this case).
So now, after newspapers and television networks ran the story (not sure of the reach this story has had, yet many seem to be talking about it), foreigner-bashing is abundant. Of course, pictures speak louder than words, and images like this don't help the "western" image.
I called my promoter friend, and said, "Guess what I got chewed out for tonight?"
"English Spectrum" he said without a pause.
"How did you know??"
"My buddy's gf asked him if it was true that a lot of men here are after the Korean girls, and he said yeh. She wouldn't talk to him for a day."
In a week, there will be a mandu-related suicide, and all of this will get shoveled to the shitter where all the other Nationalistic tabloid b.s. rots.
I can feel the anti-western sentiment tonite. I think I understand now how Americans feel... (sad but true)
And speaking of Americans, here's a great quote I grabbed also from The Marmot's Hole by an American:
The only reason this is a story is because it’s white guys and Korean women. That’s the entire story, and if you can’t see the difference, you’re an idiot.
Posted by kaschora at January 15, 2005 01:24 AM
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i think its best that we leave some of those links swept up under the carpet where they belong. of the thousands of teachers here in korea, of course there will be one, two, or a dozen who will post crap on the internet. that is what the internet is for....crap! you don't have to use your real name when you shoot it our your unmentionable and you don't have to be there when someone steps in it. looks like the korean's are doing a war dance on a couple of small mounds. those mounds of crap are but mole hills compared to Korea's own mountain ranges.
funny how its difficult and takes effort and time to do something useful and good in the world and get recognition, but it takes only an easy second to **** where someone eats and find yourself running from a lynch mob. i hope koreans don't actually think that this stuff is largely true...becuase lord knows there are enough waygook dudes out there who have korean girlfriends...and most, i would say, are loyal and in love with them, and vice versa. no more or no less than if they were western girls. let's face it...guys talk...they talk a lot of crap, like i said earlier. its not a new thing, an english teacher thing, or a k-girl thing...its common practice all over the world and has been like that for centuries. similar to how many koreans will make the mistake and assume we are all over here for easy money and easy women (which is definetely not the case realistically), many foriegnors will make the mistake and think all korean men beat their wives and are drunks who come home late and spend all their time in room salons. some do, most don't. we are all far too quick to see things in other people that we don't want to see in ourselves...therefore we paint a bad picture brightly...so that we can all throw stones and rotten tomatoes at it together. I think Jesus himself had some good advice about this.
Posted by: scott at January 15, 2005 06:25 AM
I've looked at the englishspectrum forum from time to time, and continue to see the same 4 or 5 jerks spilling their guts about conquests that 99% of the time never even happened. I think if one were look hard enough they would find plenty of forums about sleeping with girls. Most of these forums attract the same type of people, ones that like talk more than action. It's a over reaction by the korean media on this issue and if the reporter had done their homework, they would have made the same assumptions as me. When I glanced at the forum three or four times, to see if the same crap was being posted, I saw that it was the same people posting. Although we see alot of foreign men trying to get korean girls attention, its a matter of availablity. We live in this country, therefore korean girls are what is mostly available to us. Does the korean population expect all foreign men( and by the way, because this website was mostly directed towards teachers, we have seen the blunt of the comments) should put their "pieces" away while we live here and quietly go about our jobs? Like any other normal person, I take the comments posted on englishspectrum as being crude, but really all this fuss for the babbling of 10 or 12 monkeys. Give it a rest.
Posted by: chris at January 17, 2005 08:43 PM
So ppl...I think I have just read most of the comments regarding this "monkey business(es)", tell me: is 'playboy' doing the child molesting as well as sleeping with Korean girls?
I do not believe that Korean ppl are mad because "Westerners" are sleeping around with Korean girls, and you have a point too; Koreans wouldn't expect you to become a celibate person all of a sudden just because you are here, on this small peninsula.
I can also see the point of the media doing on this matter as they depict all 'white' English teachers as some kind of pedophiles or sex-crazed bastards which is rather silly.
But most importantly, the sole reason of this anger protruded by Koreans is some pricks' (no pun intended) attitude that portrays and/or disrespects the ppl and the country as some sort of 'boghole', where whomever with blue eyes and South-Cal accent can do whatever he wishes to do.
As for the comment "The only reason this is a story is because it’s white guys and Korean women. That’s the entire story, and if you can’t see the difference, you’re an idiot.", I think it is the worst bull crap I have ever heard in recent years.
Posted by: ben at January 22, 2005 02:23 PM
I want to add a few cents to this issue.
Where is the defense of the Foreign White Teacher in the Korean Media? Seems that the government is in full support of this agenda, and I wish there were more people to come to the aid of the people that are being affected by this balantant act of propaganda.
Ben. Would you post this same message on the Anti-English Spetrum Forum on the Naver site, or would you be fearful of being seen as a deserter? It is also very unfortunate that foreigners cannot get on to that site to offer our opinions on this matter. That site, along with a number of Korean Membership based sites, requires a National ID number to gain access. I think there should be equal action taken out against that site, and on Naver in General, for allowing a Racist Forum to continue being used under the blanket of their corporation.
As a side note, the post of 'Child Molesting' was not even originally located on the EnlgishSpectrum webforum as far as I have researched. It is convient to lump these two issues together to create more fire to these discriminating actions.
And as a final note, the EnglishSpecturm site is owned and opporated by a Korean company Webhosting Company. One Three sites run off of this IP Address, and it can be traced down to an Address and Phone Number.
English Specturm has been removed, and I believe Naver.com should follow suit remove the 'Anti-English Spectum' HATE FORUM.
Posted by: Unknown at January 28, 2005 03:14 AM
I want to add a few cents to this issue.
Where is the defense of the Foreign White Teacher in the Korean Media? Seems that the government is in full support of this agenda, and I wish there were more people to come to the aid of the people that are being affected by this balantant act of propaganda.
Ben. Would you post this same message on the Anti-English Spetrum Forum on the Naver site, or would you be fearful of being seen as a deserter? It is also very unfortunate that foreigners cannot get on to that site to offer our opinions on this matter. That site, along with a number of Korean Membership based sites, requires a National ID number to gain access. I think there should be equal action taken out against that site, and on Naver in General, for allowing a Racist Forum to continue being used under the blanket of their corporation.
As a side note, the post of 'Child Molesting' was not even originally located on the EnlgishSpectrum webforum as far as I have researched. It is convient to lump these two issues together to create more fire to these discriminating actions.
And as a final note, the EnglishSpecturm site is owned and opporated by a Korean company Webhosting Company. One Three sites run off of this IP Address, and it can be traced down to an Address and Phone Number.
English Specturm has been removed, and I believe Naver.com should follow suit remove the 'Anti-English Spectum' HATE FORUM.
Posted by: G at January 28, 2005 03:16 AM
I want to add a few cents to this issue.
Where is the defense of the Foreign White Teacher in the Korean Media? Seems that the government is in full support of this agenda, and I wish there were more people to come to the aid of the people that are being affected by this balantant act of propaganda.
Ben. Would you post this same message on the Anti-English Spetrum Forum on the Naver site, or would you be fearful of being seen as a deserter? It is also very unfortunate that foreigners cannot get on to that site to offer our opinions on this matter. That site, along with a number of Korean Membership based sites, requires a National ID number to gain access. I think there should be equal action taken out against that site, and on Naver in General, for allowing a Racist Forum to continue being used under the blanket of their corporation.
As a side note, the post of 'Child Molesting' was not even originally located on the EnlgishSpectrum webforum as far as I have researched. It is convient to lump these two issues together to create more fire to these discriminating actions.
And as a final note, the EnglishSpecturm site is owned and opporated by a Korean company Webhosting Company. One Three sites run off of this IP Address, and it can be traced down to an Address and Phone Number.
English Specturm has been removed, and I believe Naver.com should follow suit remove the 'Anti-English Spectum' HATE FORUM.
Posted by: Unknown at January 28, 2005 03:17 AM
Whats wrong with a white dude who wants to throw his hotdog down a gorean girls hallway? Does every white guy need to get married to a gorean girl on the first date? Since when are gorean girls little babies that cant choose what hotdogs to get thrown down their hallways? They are adults. |
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May 11, 2006 - 07:59 AM |
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Uh, dude have you gone completely schizophrenic? |
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.....lol....haha................Aj, your words so true........yeah....... |
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The stuff on seducing kids is pretty sick. Fukuman, did you actually read it before you posted it? As bad as you are, I don't think that's your game.
The stuff about Caucasian English teachers seducing local chicks is what makes the world go round, at least in Asia. |
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Money quote: "There is a point that many of these gals will no longer have what it takes to compete especially when stacked against the superficial quality of what we have access to here in the East. Its not a "sour grapes" analogy as jinju suggested rather, using a automotive sales analogy - I just found a model that is more suited to my tastes for a lot less money."
Man, I could have written that one myself!  |
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see, goosie is much more smarter than futuman.........
I really wish all western guys they could marry their white girls in their hometown..... |
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Why is this thread allowed to stay?
Someone please tell me what the moderators criteria for moderating this site is. |
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moderate this!
it was a famous thread from a korean teachers forum. it made headlines worldwide. i dont dig the pervy paedo crap either. but u boast about some1s skin cancer then ask y this post is allowed 2 stay? |
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daves eslcafe.com is notorious for its tight moderation and as u may have noticed, this thread stays, clown |
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